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Anyone else think all of the entire LOTR trilogy sucked?

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HOLDEN, M. D.
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This entire board seems to be stroking what I perceive to be the most disastrous trilogy since Rocky 2,4,5. Just curious what was appealing about those annoying talking trees and then a denouement that involved the gayest hobbit pillow fight in the history of gay hobbit pillow fights. I thought all three were HORRIBLE. Am I on the outside looking in? Best picture? Come on now, does the talking tree get a best supporting actor nod?

Reloadags1998
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I liked them
Aggie94
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Dude, you're the one who put Gattaca (an Ethan Hawke movie) as your number one film. I'd suggest that the taste in movies is your issue...

LOTR is a fantasy epic, and the movie-going public, many who did not and won't read the books, became emotionally attached to the characters. Most films don't accomplish this, particularly on such a wide-scale and over a number of years.



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NoACDamnit
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94- Maybe you just didn't understand Gattaca. Did you know that those letters are also the first letters of the base pairs of our DNA?

Isn't that amazing and fascinating? Pure genius!
BigAg95
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I would give Fellowship a 9, Two Towers an 8, and Return a 7.

To be fair to Peter Jackson, though, the problems in Return of the King had much more to do with the source material than his writing or directing. He did about as much as he could to make it an interesting resolution without being unfaithful in his adaptation.
Aggie94
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NOAC --

LOL. Amazing and fascinating indeed.

HOLDEN, M. D.
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I'm looking for ppl who disliked the trilogy. Not the liberal inteligensia that have already rampaged my thread.
Old Style
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I slept through the first two. Never saw the third.
Reloadags1998
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I still like them
Redstone
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If you don't like the story, fine. But give Peter Jackson credit: what he put on the screen is among the best battle scenery, set designs, and costumes ever captured on film.
Deltron3030
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Sucked? No. Overrated? YES. Especially the first one. I fell asleep in the theater and on my couch when it came out on DVD.
The Beer Snob
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I thought the first two were excellent. The third was good. All three are still a bit overrated, IMO.

And the "pillow fight" Holden talked about was THE gayest scene I've ever witnessed. I still don't understand what that crap was about. I suppose if I ever accidently watched some gay porn, I might see something worse than that scene, but it's hard to imagine. The third film has to be knocked down at least one slot on the 1-10 scale just because of it.
The Beer Snob
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It was more homoerotic than Top Gun, even. I never thought that was possible.
rjhtamu
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I think they're excellent, but I also really enjoyed the books too.
Tanya 93
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Sure.

I'm positive there are some. But most people do like or love them.
dgag
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please people....can we really take seriously the opinion of someone who bought a meal plan to eat cereal?
Frozen Concoction
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I saw the first one and thought it was almost okay. I went to see the second one for the special effects, but I found it to be boring and didn't even bother with the third movie. I guess I really just don't have an appreciation for the fantasy genre.
YouBet
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All of you LOTR bashers can rot in hell.
crystal06
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Yeah, I didn't care for them too much. I slept through the first one and didn't even think about trying to see others.
jwag
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Gattaca IS great...
AggieChemist
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Holden, do I know you?

Are you a grad student, and did you do your undergrad at UF?
YouBet
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I hate it because it's popular. [/typical e-board poster]
houstontexan
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i tried to watch the original and had to turn it off about 20 min into it.

i guess this stuff appeals to quite a few people, but i have no interest in it at all.
The Beer Snob
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I hate it because it's popular. [/typical e-board poster]
If that belief helps you sleep at night, then keep it up.

Is it so hard to believe that some people just might not like the same things you do?
YouBet
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Next thing you know you b*stards will start ragging on Creed.

I hate all of you.
The Beer Snob
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Listening to Creed is the only activity I can think of that would be worse than watching "Pearl Harbor" again.
YouBet
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At 11 pm every night, my computer automatically plays "With Arms Wide Open". As it fades out, which is cool because iTunes lets you fade songs as they finish, I imagine myself floating into Scott Stapp's manly arms as I fall asleep.
Philo B 93
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I've said all along that not only are the movies over-rated, but the books were snoozers with a few very strong and vocal followers. I'm glad Tolkien invented the genre, but I'm also glad others came along and made it understandable.

I read them, and for half the series I thought Sauran and Saruman were the same person, but the editors screwed up.

Thank you George Lucas for creating "our generation's" great epic.
95_Aggie
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Thank you George Lucas for creating "our generation's" great epic

and then flushing it down the toilet with EP I & II.

haha ... what's more pathetic a LOTR geek or a SW fan?
jkag89
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what's more pathetic a LOTR geek or a SW fan?


How about being both. I'm not an extreme member of either group but I admit to enjoying both. Love LOTR books and was elated with Jackson's film adaptation.
YouBet
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A Star Trek fan is most pathetic. However, James Tiberius Kirk is the coolest character of the three epics.

Han Solo couldn't hold this guy's jock:



Tanya 93
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A Star Trek fan is most pathetic.


Bite me.

I have Next Generation and Voyager on DVD.

And check out this picture



The warp core breach drink from Quark's Bar in vegas
Philo B 93
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Han Solo and Captain Kirk are both little school girls compared to Zaphod Beeblebrox. If you don't know who he is yet, you will soon.
YouBet
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That is kind of cool.

NoACDamnit
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A few vocal followers?n It's one of the best selling fiction books of all time.

And it's not Tolkein's fault if you lacked the reading comprehension to tell the difference between two major characters.
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