lurker76 said:
Make that at least three that don't like the Reacher books. I read one back in '05 and can't even remember which one it was because it was so bad. I tried another one and quit due to not liking it either. I never understood the popularity either.
Here is my impersonation of what little I listened to....
The two thugs approached me. The guy on the left was a towering 6 foot 3, but still 11 inches shorter than me. He was a lean fellow with a crooked noses, so I could tell he had been a fight before. He walked forward with determination and his head was properly crooked a 22 degree angle. I thought, "wow... this guy is good". Based on the way his shirt was buttoned, my 25 years of being a MP told me that this guy was definitely a botanist.
The other one was a black guy.
"Who are you?", the botanist said
"Nobody" , I said
"We don't take kindly to nobodies around here" , he said
"that so", I said
"yeah", he said
"hmm", I said
"you don't say much", he said
"no", I said
"hey black guy, what should do with mr. quiet here", he said
"well sa, I thinks we needs to done rape him, because that be what people like us do, yessa ", black guy said.
I obviously knew that this where what this was going from the start. But while they were wasting time trying to intimidate me, I had planned out every punch and roundhouse kick I would use to send the black guy to the infirmary and the botanist to the morgue, Jack Reacher style.
*For the record, I am not exaggerating the minstrel show talking habits the narrator used