I was pretty underwhelmed with it, as well. Certainly there are much worse movies out there, but given the high praise, and the original movie, I was expecting something significantly better, which might be the issue.
It was just…fine. It dragged a lot in parts, it felt like it took ages to get to the actual mystery (took almost exactly an hour to get to it). I guess I just don't have the patience to sit through a two and a half hour movie and have them take an entire hour until we figure out what the actual mystery is. This movie felt like it should've been 45 minutes to an hour shorter.
I was also not a huge fan of the ending.
she just casually walks up to him with her only proof of her sister's claim to the company and just dares him to try to eat it, ala Always Sunny style? Also, what's to stop him from paying off the people investigating the fire to refrain from mentioning Klear? It just all feels so poorly thought out. We then get some "I am Spartacus" BS at the end from the sh*theads as the comeuppance when we've learned the entire movie that their word is meaningless and will kowtow to the one that holds the power and/or to save themselves. Admitting to everything would destroy most of them with absolutely no benefit to themselves. And why would Whiskey have not immediately come to Helen's side? Miles had no dirt on her, she didn't really care for him, and he had just essentially admitted to killing Duke who she was willing to kill for when she thought Helen had killed him. This movie gets dumber the more you think about it, which is ironic given the 3rd act reveal.Edit: Another issue I had with the ending:
Why would Duke not be questioning who tf this chick pretending to be Cassandra is rather than trying to blackmail Miles? There is no reason for him to come to the immediate assumption that this is her twin sister, so his first reaction would assuredly not be to blackmail.And another issue:
they built up Klear to be this extremely dangerous substance, and all it did was cause a minor explosion? And Blanc and Helen were willing to sacrifice everyone's lives for revenge? Seems kinda off brand for Blanc.Other issues I had with the ending given the more i think about it, the more absurd this movie gets:
there was nothing stupid about Miles plan, it was all pretty well thought out and executed to perfection. Saying switching a drink with pineapple in it is stupid does not make it so. It's actually brilliant and could easily be explained away as an accident. I also have issues with the morality of the ending. Like mentioned before, Blanc and Helen are willing to kill everyone in the house for revenge. Also, in Helen's plea, she begs the sh*theads to lie for her. It seems like Rian kinda wrote himself into a box, and just decided "eff it, let's just go with an empassioned plea to clean everything up." I also really don't get the whole smashing the glassware other than as some sort of hamfisted way of calling back to Miles' disruption speech. That scene just seemed to go on way too long and didn't really seem to serve a purpose. No material on this site is intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. See full
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