Not much can top Spinal Tap's "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight". Sure it's satire, but still...

Travis - U16 Girls

Seventeen by Winger
Into the Night by Benny Mardones

Lyle Lovett - Pontiac

BEEP BEEP ~ THE LITTLE NASH RAMBLER ~ The PLAYMATES
Because of the movie Malevolent

This is one of those threads that I can't participate in. I'm one of those weirdos who couldn't tell you the lyrics to a single song. I have almost no clue what most songs are even referring to when I listen to them. Goes in one ear and out the other.

Similar thing with me. I can know the lyrics and never think about what they're saying, even when the lyrics are very straightforward and literal.

Get out of my dreams and into my car by billy ocean. Yeah no buddy.

Followed closely by clay aikens invisible.

If i were invisible
I would just watch you in your room.

Yikes.

Goodbye Horses

He's clearly 42 in the video.

Also, if you think of Keith Whitley's "Don't Close Your Eyes" as being sung by a stalker, it's pretty ****ing creepy.

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Many 6th grade boys stared at that album cover longer than they spent time doing homework.

Hey Man, Nice Shot by Filter

Christine Sixteen - KISS.

"Not a dry seat in the house" is an all-time great line

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This is one of those threads that I can't participate in. I'm one of those weirdos who couldn't tell you the lyrics to a single song. I have almost no clue what most songs are even referring to when I listen to them. Goes in one ear and out the other.

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My dad is a huge ZZ Top fan. When I was a kid we saw them 5 five times in 5 different cities. I had to explain to him what Pearl Necklace was about. He didn't believe me.

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This is one of those threads that I can't participate in. I'm one of those weirdos who couldn't tell you the lyrics to a single song. I have almost no clue what most songs are even referring to when I listen to them. Goes in one ear and out the other.

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My dad is a huge ZZ Top fan. When I was a kid we saw them 5 five times in 5 different cities. I had to explain to him what Pearl Necklace was about. He didn't believe me.

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I heard Mexican Blackbird on the radio this morning.

It's not politically correct either.

Run for Your Life by the Beatles has always checked the box of songs that scare the **** out of me.

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This is one of those threads that I can't participate in. I'm one of those weirdos who couldn't tell you the lyrics to a single song. I have almost no clue what most songs are even referring to when I listen to them. Goes in one ear and out the other.

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My dad is a huge ZZ Top fan. When I was a kid we saw them 5 five times in 5 different cities. I had to explain to him what Pearl Necklace was about. He didn't believe me.

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Ha.

Yet made it all the way to #2 on the billboard charts.

I will possess your heart by Death Cab for Cutie

Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but that 80s song "Don't you want me baby" has pretty creepy lyrics.

"Delia's Gone" by Johnny Cash.

Stealers Wheel: Stuck In the Middle With You

Wasn't creepy until "Reservoir Dogs".

Rod Stewart Tonight's The Night (Gonna Be Alright)

Father Figure by George Michael

The first verse is about being "bold and naked" with the person he's singing about.
The second verse is about his love being mistaken for a crime

Chorus:
I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hand in mine
I will be your preacher teacher
Anything you have in mind
I will be your father figure
I have had enough of crime
So I am gonna love you
'Til the end of time
I will be your father
I will be your preacher
I will be your daddy, whoa
I will be the one who loves you 'til the end of time

Heart - All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You

The first verse is about picking up a hitchhiker and never asking him his name.

The second verse is about finding a hotel and banging this stranger. She even implies she does this all the time (the hotel was a place she knew well)
So we found this hotel
It was a place I knew well
We made magic that night
Oh, he did everything right

He brought the woman out of me
So many times, easily
And in the mornin' when he woke
All I left him was a note

I told him I am the flower, you are the seed
We walked in the garden, we planted a tree
Don't try to find me, please don't you dare
Just live in my memory, you'll always be there

Ooh, we made love, Love like strangers

In the final verse, after bumping into the hitchhiker a few years later, she reveals that she was married to another man the whole time who shoots blanks, and she only banged the hitchhiker to get pregnant.
I said, "Please, please understand
I'm in love with another man
And what he couldn't give me, oh-oh
Was the one little thing that you can"

Et those are both effed.

The first one particularly so...sounds a lot like um...grooming an underage victim?

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Heart - All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You

The first verse is about picking up a hitchhiker and never asking him his name.

The second verse is about finding a hotel and banging this stranger. She even implies she does this all the time (the hotel was a place she knew well)
So we found this hotel
It was a place I knew well
We made magic that night
Oh, he did everything right

He brought the woman out of me
So many times, easily
And in the mornin' when he woke
All I left him was a note

I told him I am the flower, you are the seed
We walked in the garden, we planted a tree
Don't try to find me, please don't you dare
Just live in my memory, you'll always be there

Ooh, we made love, Love like strangers

In the final verse, after bumping into the hitchhiker a few years later, she reveals that she was married to another man the whole time who shoots blanks, and she only banged the hitchhiker to get pregnant.
I said, "Please, please understand
I'm in love with another man
And what he couldn't give me, oh-oh
Was the one little thing that you can"

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In the video she has a kid with her in the last scene that looks like one-night stand guy.

The Moderately Talented Yet Attractive Young Woman vs. The Exceptionally Talented Yet Not So Attractive Middle Aged Man. By Sun Kil Moon (the dude who was the lead of Red House Painters )

Your simple songs, small creations
Always needing validation
Your pouty face, your great photos
Without them, baby, who would notice
We met once, we were alone
Backstage in Dallas
Got your phone number
What a good kisser
I left for Tempe and I missed her

But on stage you aren't strong
I don't recall any songs
But when you sang, you hit the notes
I'll give you that, you didn't choke
And you looked so good
Like an actress from Hollywood
And your eyes, they would glisten
But no one listened

And one day you'll be forty
And trust me, babe, it ain't sporty
You'll be pleased to be reviewed
Cause there's always new

Someone young, press-friendly
You'll be searching

Travel hard, 'round the globe
But does anyone know

The moderately talented old woman
Dreams that she once had

You're a dream, a burning star
The way you sing and play guitar
The way your words cut through
You cast a spell on the room
But your eyes are fog
And in your heart, many scars
Lost friends, ex-lovers
Hidden dads, buried mothers
I could only love you like a friend, dark soldier
Cause I got someone else, and you're older
I didn't mean to go along, but God I love your songs
What a night, what a moment, but don't read it wrong

The moderately talented young woman
The exceptionally talented old man
The moderately talented young woman
The exceptionally talented old man



So that's one that I originally liked when I listened to it but upon further listens it comes off so arrogant and ******y. "I'm super talented but a 5 physically but you're a untalented 10 who is way younger than me so I used you for the fun of it and now I'm making a song out of it" reeaaal creeper stuff. And then a couple years after he dropped this song several women came out and said he did some pretty gross stuff while on tour.

I saw Koz in Dallas several years back, and while he had some funny moments, he mostly came off like a ********. I wonder if it was the same show mentioned in the lyrics. Too bad his music has gone downhill for a while now.

"You're Beautiful" James Blunt

Crappy early aughts song sung by a weird British dude who sees his ex on a subway while high AF and basically becomes a creepy ass stalker!

"I saw your face, in a crowded place
And I don't know what to do
'Cause I'll never be with you!"