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maroon barchetta
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TXAG 05 said:

Pretty sure Sue Ellen wasn't a girlfriend. She was just Elaine's friend from high school


Jerry professed his love for her. On the stand he said he was crazy about her.

They at least fooled around a little?

The reporter from NYU and the Maid wouldn't be what I would call a girlfriend either but for the show it worked.
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The Milkman
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For me it was always:

1) Reporter from The Outing
2) Christine Taylor in Van Buren Boys
3) Teri Hatcher in The Implant
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Also, Elaine has always gone out or at least expressed interest in some really strangely ugly dudes hah.
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htxag09
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I know it's been mentioned here before, but don't think there is anyone in the history of entertainment that outkicked their coverage more often than George.
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helloimustbegoing said:




Cop
Friar's Club Jacket Girl
Tractor Story

One of the hottest girls on the show that didn't get much more than a few lines (and Jerry didn't date her) was a young Mariska Hargitay who auditioned for the Elaine part. Made fun of the bald losers auditioning for George and real George dismissed her.

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HtownAg92 said:

helloimustbegoing said:




Cop
Friar's Club Jacket Girl
Tractor Story

One of the hottest girls on the show that didn't get much more than a few lines (and Jerry didn't date her) was a young Mariska Hargitay who auditioned for the Elaine part. Made fun of the bald losers auditioning for George and real George dismissed her.




Yeah. She was incredible. Still is!
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htxag09 said:

I know it's been mentioned here before, but don't think there is anyone in the history of entertainment that outkicked their coverage more often than George.
I agree 100%. The only times that George should be dating a woman anywhere in the stratosphere of who Jerry dates is when he works for the Yankees after they've won the title.

You have to also really appreciate the irony that George got hired by the Yankees during the 1994 season and won the real-life title in 1996 and 1998 after having not won a title since 1978.
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helloimustbegoing said:

htxag09 said:

I know it's been mentioned here before, but don't think there is anyone in the history of entertainment that outkicked their coverage more often than George.
I agree 100%. The only times that George should be dating a woman anywhere in the stratosphere of who Jerry dates is when he works for the Yankees after they've won the title.

You have to also really appreciate the irony that George got hired by the Yankees during the 1994 season and won the real-life title in 1996 and 1998 after having not won a title since 1978.
Pfft. In six games.

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Does anyone else feel like this driving to work in the morning

CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
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BenFiasco14 said:

Does anyone else feel like this driving to work in the morning




If I leave early enough I feel like Elaine swerving on the wide luxurious lanes of Kramer's adopted highway mile
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Forgot about this until I saw it today. Look to the cookie, Elaine. Look to the cookie.
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Watching the finale. Go check out when they announce the verdict. Estelle swoons and Frank catches her. I swear there is a quick boob grab. Then a few seconds later when they pan back, he is grabbing her right breast. Can they really be going back to the Kramer driving episode or is it just the way he catches her?

Yeah, no idea why that caught my eye.
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Second grab isn't as good here.

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Final Results

The Marine Biologist 55%
The Contest 45%

maroon barchetta
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Can't go wrong with either one.
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I don't understand what I'm seeing here. The bottom collage is all the girls Jerry dated I assume. What's the top one with the years under the photos?
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Drawkcab said:

I don't understand what I'm seeing here. The bottom collage is all the girls Jerry dated I assume. What's the top one with the years under the photos?

I think the top are actually girlfriends from the show. The bottom is all girls. For example, the second pic, he didn't date her. She stayed with him and he wasn't sure if he was going to get some action but she ended up being engaged.
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I've got a busy week but I'm going to try to sort out the characters tournament to start next week in a good way where we have some fun before the inevitable Frank vs. George finale. Do we agree that Jerry is the weakest of the main 4 characters in terms of seeding, or is it Elaine?
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helloimustbegoing said:

I've got a busy week but I'm going to try to sort out the characters tournament to start next week in a good way where we have some fun before the inevitable Frank vs. George finale. Do we agree that Jerry is the weakest of the main 4 characters in terms of seeding, or is it Elaine?


No it's Jerry.
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maroon barchetta said:

Zombie Jon Snow said:

Yeah sorry I meant not just the gay humor, most of which was mild, but in general.

Some of it was in the stand up stuff Jerry did in the intro and outro to the shows. Maybe it gets a pass because of that. Just a little off color at times.

But there was also The Beard episode where Elaine tries to turn a gay man straight.

And some were more racist in content like the one where Jerry attempted to date a native American woman andcalled her an Indian Giver.

Kramer had a traveling asian man sleep in his dresser drawer. He also caused a riot in The Puerto Rican Day by burning their flag (accidentally) and chalked it up like it was another day in Puerto Rico.

In The Wizard Elaine can't figure out the race of the guy she is dating and thinks he is a light skinned black guy. And vice versa he thinks she is Hispanic. They end up being just white people.

Jerry claims he cannot be racist if he likes asian women.

It had its moments for sure. A lot of that would not fly today.




I'm sorry but I'm not familiar with that term.
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the boob grab had to be a call back.
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ac04 said:

two months ago i saw a provocative movie on cable tv. it was called "the net," with that girl from "the bus."
You're not giving away our Water Pic.
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I forgot about another Elaine "that's right" moment.

When she starts dating The Wiz, they are at the coffee shop and Wiz excuses himself to the can, probably to whiz, and Elaine borrows the phone from the cashier.

"Hello, David? We're through. Yeah. That's right."

Then hangs up.
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maroon barchetta said:

I forgot about another Elaine "that's right" moment.

When she starts dating The Wiz, they are at the coffee shop and Wiz excuses himself to the can, probably to whiz, and Elaine borrows the phone from the cashier.

"Hello, David? We're through. Yeah. That's right."

Then hangs up.
The Wiz is totally underrated. Elaine has this Godlike gentlemanly image of him, and he just makes awesome crude comments.
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His Wiz March in the diner when he says their bringing him back is so awful it's great!

He's so proud of himself. It's the greatest achievement of his life. It's his "jerk store". Something he is sure is fantastic. And it's cringe worthy.
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I started watching originally in 1994 when Friends got big, so I have never watched it chronologically. I am surprised that there are so many returning characters and issues referenced even seasons later. It is deep!

I cannot believe I am in season 8 of my rewatch and we have yet to hit Festivus. I thought for sure that was an early season but it most definitely is not.
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Festivus episode is "The Strike". They had no idea that Festivus would be such a big deal.
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helloimustbegoing said:

I've got a busy week but I'm going to try to sort out the characters tournament to start next week in a good way where we have some fun before the inevitable Frank vs. George finale. Do we agree that Jerry is the weakest of the main 4 characters in terms of seeding, or is it Elaine?
Is this just for the main characters?

If there is a side character tournament.....please include Bookman.
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MSFC Aggie said:

helloimustbegoing said:

I've got a busy week but I'm going to try to sort out the characters tournament to start next week in a good way where we have some fun before the inevitable Frank vs. George finale. Do we agree that Jerry is the weakest of the main 4 characters in terms of seeding, or is it Elaine?
Is this just for the main characters?

If there is a side character tournament.....please include Bookman.
I bet you'd like that, you and your good time buddies.
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double aught said:

I bet you'd like that, you and your good time buddies.


What's your problem?
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MSFC Aggie said:

helloimustbegoing said:

I've got a busy week but I'm going to try to sort out the characters tournament to start next week in a good way where we have some fun before the inevitable Frank vs. George finale. Do we agree that Jerry is the weakest of the main 4 characters in terms of seeding, or is it Elaine?
Is this just for the main characters?

If there is a side character tournament.....please include Bookman.
Going to be everybody, but probably not for a few more days - selling one house and buying another this week, taking up a lot of my goofing around time.
maroon barchetta
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helloimustbegoing said:

MSFC Aggie said:

helloimustbegoing said:

I've got a busy week but I'm going to try to sort out the characters tournament to start next week in a good way where we have some fun before the inevitable Frank vs. George finale. Do we agree that Jerry is the weakest of the main 4 characters in terms of seeding, or is it Elaine?
Is this just for the main characters?

If there is a side character tournament.....please include Bookman.
Going to be everybody, but probably not for a few more days - selling one house and buying another this week, taking up a lot of my goofing around time.


Have your people handle those mundane chores.
 
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