*****Official Seinfeld Thread *****

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The Milkman said:

Aye Davanita said:

I don't know the name, but how did the Jerk Store episode fair?
The Comeback lost to The Bizarro Jerry 57-43 in the Round of 32. I think that was a mistake

Agree.....the Comeback is a top 5 episode for me. Such an awesome plot and so many great sub plots in that one...

  • George thinks of the Jerk Store line after George left the meeting where he got zinged by Riley with "Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" line.
  • The gang not thinking George's jerk store line is that creative and George being angry George.
  • Milos the tennis pro convinces Jerry to ditch his wooden racquet to buy the racquet that Milos uses. Jerry finds out that Milos is a terrible tennis player after Jerry & Elaine run into him at another tennis club they're forced to go to since George used up all of his guest passes.
  • Then Milos sending his wife to attempt to have sex with Jerry so he wouldn't leak out the fact Milos sucked so bad at tennis
  • Elaine renting movies solely based on Vincent's picks. Kramer suggests a Gene pick (Weekend At Bernie's) which Elaine goes with and gets a phone call from Vincent. Vincent feels scorned and his next movie pic is all of the movie store's copies of Betrayed.
  • Eliane finds out Vincent is a high school kid after she showed up to his apartment with vodka & cigarettes and was wearing the Play button on a necklace that Vincent removed from his mom's VCR and mailed to her. His mom comes home while Elaine is at the front door to tell Elaine the bad news.
  • Kramer, who wants to die with dignity, takes Elaine to annul his will after Jerry can't get rid of his old wooden racquet as she is a cold hearted business woman to help advise him on absurd situations as to whether to pull the life support plug or not.
  • Kramer watching the first 15 minutes of Other Side of Darkness and not knowing someone could come out of a coma, so now wants to scrap all of the addendums he made to his will.
  • George flnds out Riley has left the Yankees and works for Firestone in Ohio. George sets up a meeting with Firestone on behalf of the Yankees and flies to Ohio.
  • George stuffs a bunch of shrimp into his mouth to bait Riley into using the "ocean called" line on him again. Riley uses it and George gets super giddy and slowly delivers the Jerk Store line and nobody in the meeting laughs. Riley then zings him again and everyone laughs, and then George panics and goes with Kramer's suggestion of telling Riley he had sex with his wife. Riley's boss then informs George that Riley's wife is in a coma.

Such an amazing episode
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I've used 2 lines from The Comeback as Fantasy Sports team names in the past

The Jerk Store Called
Another Point for Milos
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David_Puddy said:

The Milkman said:

Aye Davanita said:

I don't know the name, but how did the Jerk Store episode fair?
The Comeback lost to The Bizarro Jerry 57-43 in the Round of 32. I think that was a mistake

Agree.....the Comeback is a top 5 episode for me. Such an awesome plot and so many great sub plots in that one...

  • George thinks of the Jerk Store line after George left the meeting where he got zinged by Riley with "Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" line.
  • The gang not thinking George's jerk store line is that creative and George being angry George.
  • Milos the tennis pro convinces Jerry to ditch his wooden racquet to buy the racquet that Milos uses. Jerry finds out that Milos is a terrible tennis player after Jerry & Elaine run into him at another tennis club they're forced to go to since George used up all of his guest passes.
  • Then Milos sending his wife to attempt to have sex with Jerry so he wouldn't leak out the fact Milos sucked so bad at tennis
  • Elaine renting movies solely based on Vincent's picks. Kramer suggests a Gene pick (Weekend At Bernie's) which Elaine goes with and gets a phone call from Vincent. Vincent feels scorned and his next movie pic is all of the movie store's copies of Betrayed.
  • Eliane finds out Vincent is a high school kid after she showed up to his apartment with vodka & cigarettes and was wearing the Play button on a necklace that Vincent removed from his mom's VCR and mailed to her. His mom comes home while Elaine is at the front door to tell Elaine the bad news.
  • Kramer, who wants to die with dignity, takes Elaine to annul his will after Jerry can't get rid of his old wooden racquet as she is a cold hearted business woman to help advise him on absurd situations as to whether to pull the life support plug or not.
  • Kramer watching the first 15 minutes of Other Side of Darkness and not knowing someone could come out of a coma, so now wants to scrap all of the addendums he made to his will.
  • George flnds out Riley has left the Yankees and works for Firestone in Ohio. George sets up a meeting with Firestone on behalf of the Yankees and flies to Ohio.
  • George stuffs a bunch of shrimp into his mouth to bait Riley into using the "ocean called" line on him again. Riley uses it and George gets super giddy and slowly delivers the Jerk Store line and nobody in the meeting laughs. Riley then zings him again and everyone laughs, and then George panics and goes with Kramer's suggestion of telling Riley he had sex with his wife. Riley's boss then informs George that Riley's wife is in a coma.

Such an amazing episode
Vincent is an art-house goon.


I use Jerk Store all the time, and "I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!"

But I also use "Ever hear of asking?" from Bizarro World too.
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I use "Ever hear of asking?" a lot too.
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maroon barchetta said:

I use "Ever hear of asking?" a lot too.
I guess I forgot all the sub plots with Bizarro World and can see how it made it this far. Man Hands, George using dead fiance story to get into model clubs, and Kramer's fake job.

T.C.B.

You know, takin' care o' business.
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HtownAg92 said:

maroon barchetta said:

I use "Ever hear of asking?" a lot too.
I guess I forgot all the sub plots with Bizarro World and can see how it made it this far. Man Hands, George using dead fiance story to get into model clubs, and Kramer's fake job.

T.C.B.

You know, takin' care o' business.


The Sheena Easton song playing on Kramer's commute.

Jerry asking "how long have I been asleep? What year is it?"
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Just FYI, someone voted a whole bunch of times in a row, which kind of makes this not fun.
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(Seriously, wasn't me.)
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It doesn't happen often, but my day is always made when someone greets me, "How do you do?"

Because I 100% respond with the Kramer, "I do great!"

I did this when meeting my wife's boss one time and I swear I saw her soul leave her body, she was so mortified.
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AliasMan02 said:

It doesn't happen often, but my day is always made when someone greets me, "How do you do?"

Because I 100% respond with the Kramer, "I do great!"

I did this when meeting my wife's boss one time and I swear I saw her soul leave her body, she was so mortified.
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My wife hates it when I do stuff like that. I did something similar when I met her new boss but I think I quoted Tony Stark. It was something Marvel related.

Turns out he's a HUGE Marvel nerd. He said "they have to sit you by me at the next holiday dinner or one of those shindigs so I can talk superheroes and not listen to work crap all night."
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maroon barchetta said:

Tony Stark. It was something Marvel related.



I'm your nuclear deterrent?
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I Have Spoken said:

maroon barchetta said:

Tony Stark. It was something Marvel related.



I'm your nuclear deterrent?


I think I mentioned that some organization we were discussing was "traditionally NOT awesome".
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helloimustbegoing said:

Just FYI, someone voted a whole bunch of times in a row, which kind of makes this not fun.
I may have accidentally voted twice for The Contest. If I did please remove one. I had two browser windows open and I was not sure if I had actually voted.

My apologies if I did.
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Texmid said:

helloimustbegoing said:

Just FYI, someone voted a whole bunch of times in a row, which kind of makes this not fun.
I may have accidentally voted twice for The Contest. If I did please remove one. I had two browser windows open and I was not sure if I had actually voted.

My apologies if I did.


Somebody voted 13 times in 90 seconds
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Texmid said:

helloimustbegoing said:

Just FYI, someone voted a whole bunch of times in a row, which kind of makes this not fun.
I may have accidentally voted twice for The Contest. If I did please remove one. I had two browser windows open and I was not sure if I had actually voted.

My apologies if I did.
Sounds like something a Marine Biologist fan would say.
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I've unearthed a fantastic list of every character ever. Definitely have to do that next.

List of Seinfeld minor characters
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helloimustbegoing said:

I've unearthed a fantastic list of every character ever. Definitely have to do that next.

List of Seinfeld minor characters


Hottest Seinfeld girlfriend!

And must be the character on the show. Not how they looked on Summerland or Full House or Desperate Housewives or a Whitesnake video.
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I'm only on season 5 but hard to beat the Calvin Klein model, huh? Or was she never technically a girlfriend?

Thought the girlfriend in the junior mint episode was also up there.
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helloimustbegoing said:

I've unearthed a fantastic list of every character ever. Definitely have to do that next.

List of Seinfeld minor characters


Takes one bad mofo to go from a Jewish convert dentist to one of the largest meth cookers & distributors in the U.S.
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The one that wants to be naked in Jerry's apartment all the time was good.

The gal with the tractor story. She is top five.
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maroon barchetta said:

helloimustbegoing said:

I've unearthed a fantastic list of every character ever. Definitely have to do that next.

List of Seinfeld minor characters


Hottest Seinfeld girlfriend!

And must be the character on the show. Not how they looked on Summerland or Full House or Desperate Housewives or a Whitesnake video.


Wow, that's a tough one…. I'd personally go with a top 3 of

Ellen from The Van Buren Boys
Beth from The Yada Yada
Tia can Camp from The Pick
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Always thought the super hero woman who wears the same clothes every day was hot.
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Also Amanda Peet wouldn't win a pageant against some of the other actresses, but something about her as the waitress character in towels and at the Tonys was just really attractive.
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Some good choices here.

Forgot about Courtney Cox.

The reporter from The Outing!

https://screenrant.com/seinfeld-jerry-girlfriends-ranked-tv-show-sitcom/amp/
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maroon barchetta said:

Also Amanda Peet wouldn't win a pageant against some of the other actresses, but something about her as the waitress character in towels and at the Tonys was just really attractive.


Can you believe she expected me to squire her around town while the dude sits at home in swaddling clothes!

Do they make swaddling clothes for adults?

It's like she's split the role of boyfriend into 2 jobs….except the dude is playing the showroom and I'm stuck doing food & beverage
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How about the blonde from the AIDS Walk list that has a 50 year supply of sponges but Jerry is getting nada?
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David_Puddy said:

maroon barchetta said:

Also Amanda Peet wouldn't win a pageant against some of the other actresses, but something about her as the waitress character in towels and at the Tonys was just really attractive.


Can you believe she expected me to squire her around town while the dude sits at home in swaddling clothes!

Do they make swaddling clothes for adults?

It's like she's split the role of boyfriend into 2 jobs….except the dude is playing the showroom and I'm stuck doing food & beverage


The two cops not breaking up the cat fight between Elaine and Racquel Welch.
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I have seen a doppelgnger for Cindy the Maid. She is the parent of one of my son's former classmates.

She even wore the same blue shirt and had the same haircut. She might be a fan of the show!
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maroon barchetta said:

Some good choices here.

Forgot about Courtney Cox.

The reporter from The Outing!

https://screenrant.com/seinfeld-jerry-girlfriends-ranked-tv-show-sitcom/amp/


Other than "they're real & they're spectacular" Sidra, this list obviously doesn't go by looks
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Here's a better rundown.

A few surprises I forgot:

The lady cop
The beautiful Godzilla
Sue Ellen Mischke, who I guess was a girlfriend briefly
Sophie I did not forget. Didn't know she started as a model
Supergirl. She didn't look like Supergirl on the show
Nina. Good candidate!
Bridgette, but she doesn't get enough screen time


https://www.heraldweekly.com/whats-the-deal-with-jerry-seinfelds-old-tv-girlfriends-these-days/
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maroon barchetta said:

Here's a better rundown.

A few surprises I forgot:

The lady cop
The beautiful Godzilla
Sue Ellen Mischke, who I guess was a girlfriend briefly
Sophie I did not forget. Didn't know she started as a model
Supergirl. She didn't look like Supergirl on the show
Nina. Good candidate!
Bridgette, but she doesn't get enough screen time


https://www.heraldweekly.com/whats-the-deal-with-jerry-seinfelds-old-tv-girlfriends-these-days/


Damn, I almost forgot about Sue Ellen Mischke......I'd definitely put her in my top 3, but not sure who I'd bump down
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David_Puddy said:

maroon barchetta said:

Here's a better rundown.

A few surprises I forgot:

The lady cop
The beautiful Godzilla
Sue Ellen Mischke, who I guess was a girlfriend briefly
Sophie I did not forget. Didn't know she started as a model
Supergirl. She didn't look like Supergirl on the show
Nina. Good candidate!
Bridgette, but she doesn't get enough screen time


https://www.heraldweekly.com/whats-the-deal-with-jerry-seinfelds-old-tv-girlfriends-these-days/


Damn, I almost forgot about Sue Ellen Mischke......I'd definitely put her in my top 3, but not sure who I'd bump down


I would probably bump Beth out of those three.
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Pretty sure Sue Ellen wasn't a girlfriend. She was just Elaine's friend from high school
 
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