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maroon barchetta
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In reply to Ag 11 • 9:34p, 1/5/22
Ag 11 said:
maroon barchetta said:


You know my friend Bob Sacamano? He gave me 3 whole cases of rapid covid tests


Nobody can get stimulus checks and the vaccination centers can't get any blank vaccination cards because Newman has them all stuffed in Jerry's storage locker.
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10:16p, 1/5/22
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In "The Masseuse" Elaine is talking to her boyfriend about changing his name since he has the same name as a serial killer, and her favorite pick is OJ. This is 6 months before the OJ murders.
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10:41p, 1/5/22
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That episode where George is Richard Gere's attorney and he assaults Julia Roberts because he thinks she's a prostitute was hilarious.
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11:11p, 1/5/22
A couple of my favorite scenes,



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In reply to Big Al 1992 • 11:23p, 1/5/22
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Tonight, on a very special extended episode of Seinfeld:
Big Al 1992 said:
That episode where George is Richard Gere's attorney and he assaults Julia Roberts because he thinks she's a prostitute was hilarious.
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12:13a, 1/6/22
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In reply to Fairview • 12:41a, 1/6/22
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Fairview said:




Get a good look Costanza?
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In reply to David_Puddy • 8:31a, 1/6/22
David_Puddy said:
Fairview said:




Get a good look Costanza?


There was cleavage in the area!
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 9:18a, 1/6/22
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maroon barchetta said:



I'd say Jerry comes down with COVID and then blames a woman he's dating.


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9:25a, 1/6/22
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9:29a, 1/6/22
How about Elaine gets accused of being a super spreader at the office when she coughs on Peggy's doorknob, puts her stapler under her arm, and rubbing her keyboard on her butt!

Then Peterman makes her go to Tunisia or Burma to get healed by a mixture of tribal herbs and "the yam yam".
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 9:37a, 1/6/22
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maroon barchetta said:
How about Elaine gets accused of being a super spreader at the office when she coughs on Peggy's doorknob, puts her stapler under her arm, and rubbing her keyboard on her butt!

Then Peterman makes her go to Tunisia or Burma to get healed by a mixture of tribal herbs and "the yam yam".
You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it'll always be Burma to me
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9:47a, 1/6/22
The horror…
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 1:22p, 1/6/22
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maroon barchetta said:
David_Puddy said:
Fairview said:




Get a good look Costanza?


There was cleavage in the area!
You take a glance and then you look away!!
Let's go ski-man!
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1:39p, 1/6/22
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Seinfeld during Covid was a topic with a buddy, and he had asked others as well.

Pretty much everyone agreed that George would use Covid to get out of work and Kramer would be anti-vax. I think Elaine would be the super paranoid shut in. For Jerry my favorite idea is that he would find that people no longer had a sense of humor for mundane minutia.
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1:41p, 1/6/22
AG
Kramer would be the last man standing in any pandemic I imagine. Newman would catch Jerry unawares and trap him in a crawl space to torture him.
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1:45p, 1/6/22
AG
What about the restaurant aspect? Do any of them know how to cook?
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In reply to htxag09 • 1:47p, 1/6/22
htxag09 said:
What about the restaurant aspect? Do any of them know how to cook?


George makes a great scrambled egg dish with lobster.
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2:06p, 1/6/22
Lloyd Braun starts selling NFT's

Bania does zoom comedy sessions where he just keeps making zoom jokes

Peterman develops the world's first covid-resistant trenchcoat
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In reply to Bunk Moreland • 2:10p, 1/6/22
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Bunk Moreland said:
Lloyd Braun starts selling NFT's

Bania does zoom comedy sessions where he just keeps making zoom jokes

Peterman develops the world's first covid-resistant trenchcoat
Bana gets angry when Jerry won't include him on a conference Zoom call as his opening act, because there's only 5 people on the call - that's not a conference, Jerry!
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In reply to Bunk Moreland • 2:13p, 1/6/22
Bunk Moreland said:
Lloyd Braun starts selling NFT's

Bania does zoom comedy sessions where he just keeps making zoom jokes

Peterman develops the world's first covid-resistant trenchcoat


A corona-veil that hangs down from the urban sombrero like a mosquito net
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2:31p, 1/6/22
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Watched the Hamptons episode last night. My wife has apparently never seen that one. She reacted just like Elaine re: shrinkage when Jerry and George were discussing it. Hilarious.
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4:48p, 1/6/22
It just does.
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6:26p, 1/6/22
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"...like a frightened turtle..."

I think my favorite episode is Festivus. I lose it when George's mom yells in the background, "I think you can take him this year, Georgie!"

Also, I have this recurring dream that I am watching Seinfeld reruns and I am watching a lost episode, one that I have never seen before. I have to call all my friends and tell them to tune in to channel whatever, that a never-before-seen episode of Seinfeld is being shown.
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6:58p, 1/6/22
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I WAS IN THE POOL!!
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7:13p, 1/6/22
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I think the episode tournament could be done with the IMDB rankings for seeds. Top 64? Top 128? In a top 128, #129 is the first part of the two parter where Jerry and George (and Kramer) go to Los Angeles.

impressively, the lowest rated episode of all "The Dog" still has a 7.2 rating.

Open to suggestions on # of entries.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 8:44p, 1/6/22
helloimustbegoing said:
I think the episode tournament could be done with the IMDB rankings for seeds. Top 64? Top 128? In a top 128, #129 is the first part of the two parter where Jerry and George (and Kramer) go to Los Angeles.

impressively, the lowest rated episode of all "The Dog" still has a 7.2 rating.

Open to suggestions on # of entries.


Parking garage isn't the lowest rated?
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 9:09p, 1/6/22
AG
maroon barchetta said:
helloimustbegoing said:
I think the episode tournament could be done with the IMDB rankings for seeds. Top 64? Top 128? In a top 128, #129 is the first part of the two parter where Jerry and George (and Kramer) go to Los Angeles.

impressively, the lowest rated episode of all "The Dog" still has a 7.2 rating.

Open to suggestions on # of entries.


Parking garage isn't the lowest rated?


Are you serious? That is one of the classics
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9:14p, 1/6/22
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Would just be a barometer for seeding. I'm leaning towards 128.

https://www.imdb.com/list/ls053249300/
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9:27p, 1/6/22
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Those rankings are all over the place. They have season 4 as 2nd to last, which is just wrong.
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In reply to TXAG 05 • 9:30p, 1/6/22
TXAG 05 said:
maroon barchetta said:
helloimustbegoing said:
I think the episode tournament could be done with the IMDB rankings for seeds. Top 64? Top 128? In a top 128, #129 is the first part of the two parter where Jerry and George (and Kramer) go to Los Angeles.

impressively, the lowest rated episode of all "The Dog" still has a 7.2 rating.

Open to suggestions on # of entries.


Parking garage isn't the lowest rated?


Are you serious? That is one of the classics


No
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 9:36p, 1/6/22
AG
I just watched it. It's the only episode I've seen where I just wanted it to end.
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10:53p, 1/6/22
AG
Parking Garage is good. Not one of my top episodes for sure but I don't think I would call it terrible or not be able to watch it. Maybe I need to see it again though, been a while.
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11:40p, 1/6/22
AG
Beat thing about the parking garage episode is the one gag about the scientologist.
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