98Ag99Grad said:
Before he came on, they announced over the speaker "Sorry for the delay folks but Ronnie wanted to drive the tour bus here today so he's running a little late." You then heard tires screeching and a loud crash and a tire rolled across the stage.
He used to have a gag where he would walk to the very edge of the stage, and everyone would kind of gasp. He would say something like, "What? Are y'all afraid I'm gonna fall off? The band tells me I've got 10 more feet."
Anyway, it was funny in the '70s and '80s.