HBO White Lotus

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Good. God. This show is off the rails, and it's glorious. That ending scene... can't stop laughing.
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Lmao this show is fkn nuts


Also that was Uncle Rico
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What a great episode last night. My anxiety was through the roof the whole time and I let out multiple "no no nos".

The resort manager scenes are so well done. He and Jennifer Coolidge have been great
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Unique show for sure. Hilarious, depraved, emotional, I don't even know what the F it is man.

They do a great job, but I'd like to round house kick the daughter and her friend if I knew anyone like them IRL.
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So who's in the casket? A theory.

It's not Rachel (Daddario), that's too obvious and I think she peaces out on her husband after his mom shows up to the honeymoon and she realizes Shane is the ultimate ****** nozzle.

I actually think it's going to be Shane's mom that's in the casket. When Shane starts to screw with Armond's career, Armond goes mental/way off the wagon and decides to take out Shane's mom by putting some of his newly acquired drugs in her drink or something like that.
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Sex Panther said:

Lmao this show is fkn nuts


Also that was Uncle Rico


Aka Lazlo Hollyfeld
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I think Shane's mom is a leading candidate, but honestly, I'm expecting the unexpected.

Either way, this show is friggin awesome. Highlight of the summer
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My money is in Armond to OD

Love this show. My favorite part is when Steve Zahn asked his uncle how his dad got aids. "Well he was having sex with men of course" so funny!
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I think it will be the son
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Zombie Jon Snow said:

Oddball wild ass left field way too early theory..... which is probably not true because making us think it was Daddario is a clear indication that it was not. But what the heck.....


The newlywed husbands fixation with the honeymoon suite is because he was supposed to kill Daddario's character in that suite and something about that suite makes it easy to fake. One of its features. And the Mom shows up (she was in the previews) in order to help him come up with a new plan to kill her. Why? Because remember how she wrote some profile piece about the other mom (Connie Britton) my guess is she wrote something disparaging about his mom or his family and they want her dead. So he convinces her to marry him quickly (recall how she described them meeting and how she said he was very convincing and knew what he wanted) and plans her murder.

Now maybe it goes another way - maybe the mom ends up dead and she left - but I think that was the plan.







Damn. That's awesome. But why marry her to kill her?
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Anagrammatic Nudist said:

Three episodes in, and I'm still not sure whether or not to recommend this to my buddy text thread or not. I like it, but really have no clue if I actually do!? The daughter is killing her part though, as are really all the characters. I'm hooked, but not. Such a weird show, that I think I like.


Finally four episodes in and NOW I understand this paragraph completely!
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Agree.. strangely unique show.
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I cannot stand those liberal girls personality but the scene where they were talking about the grandpa being gay was increible.

"maybe paw paw was a power bottom"
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gigemJTH12 said:

I cannot stand those liberal girls personality but the scene where they were talking about the grandpa being gay was increible.

"maybe paw paw was a power bottom"
I cried once while watching this scene and once again just reading this again.
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left without comment

https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a37197996/white-lotus-hbo-rimming-lukas-gage-reaction/
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That was pretty much what I came here to post.
It's not tremendous tv but it's so unique that it's compelling and kinda addicting.
Really enjoying it.
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Zombie Jon Snow
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wow that's spot on.
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So what is going on with the son? Is he having some grandpa-esque homoerotic feelings about the boat dudes or what?
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I think he is just disconnecting from his internet/porn/game addiction and realizing how awesome the real world can be.
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"The blowing of the pu". OMG, lol.
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Really loving this show and kinda bummed its already getting close to being wrapped up. It appears he has a reasonably extensive IMDB page, but this is the first time I'm really being introduced to Murray Bartlett, and boy is he killing it in this. So perfect as Armand.

I think the dead body could be almost anyone, but I think its probably one of the family members (other than Connie Britton). Any of the four would all make sense at this point.
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Judging from the previews it seems that Paula may have arranged a robbery of the bracelets with her new boyfriend, but I'm going to assume that ends up unrelated to the death. I still think it could be just about any of them.
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Fun show... looking forward to Sunday - Wife after first three episodes
I'm out.... blackjack dealer claps hands - wife after seeing the rimming
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gigemJTH12 said:

Zombie Jon Snow said:

Oddball wild ass left field way too early theory..... which is probably not true because making us think it was Daddario is a clear indication that it was not. But what the heck.....


The newlywed husbands fixation with the honeymoon suite is because he was supposed to kill Daddario's character in that suite and something about that suite makes it easy to fake. One of its features. And the Mom shows up (she was in the previews) in order to help him come up with a new plan to kill her. Why? Because remember how she wrote some profile piece about the other mom (Connie Britton) my guess is she wrote something disparaging about his mom or his family and they want her dead. So he convinces her to marry him quickly (recall how she described them meeting and how she said he was very convincing and knew what he wanted) and plans her murder.

Now maybe it goes another way - maybe the mom ends up dead and she left - but I think that was the plan.







Damn. That's awesome. But why marry her to kill her?
And I think he likes banging her too much to kill her. If I was him I'd be like, "Mom, change of plans".
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nah...judging on the flirting with the other girls I think he would be fine nailing any chick. he doesnt seem very deep.
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I am pretty sure Jake Lacy is channeling Ed Helm's Andy in The Office. The latest episode he is even wearing a Cornell baseball hat in the latest episode.
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I think the son is going to play a big role when it's all said and done. We're seeing him move from being completely glued to his phone/game, to reluctantly putting them down, to losing them, and now he's voluntarily acting with the world around him (seeing the whale, noticing the sun rise, approaching the canoe guys).

The kid is hilarious to me and I crack up in almost every scene he's in.
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Which is why I think he's the one who dies... just seems up the show's alley
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One of my favorite parts of the show is the conversation at dinner about how Quinn, as a straight white male, is the one who no longer gets a place at the table. The two girls acted like you'd expect them to, but at least it explores both sides of the problem.

The comment something like "whoever says they're trying to change the system aren't actually trying to change anything, they just want to be the ones in charge" is spot on.

And the daughter is doing such a good job playing that know-it-all, cynical punk teenager so well I have a hard time seeing her ever playing a likable character. Kind of like Geoffrey from GOT.
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Sex Panther said:

Which is why I think he's the one who dies... just seems up the show's alley
I just don't think anyone from the Mossbacher family dies based on Shane's mood in the opening scene. Unless something happens in the next episode to cause Shane to care about the Mossbachers, I don't see him giving a **** if something happens to them, and he certainly acted melancholy in that opening scene.
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He could just be pissy because his very hot wife has left him
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The Milkman said:

He could just be pissy because his very hot wife has left him


This... his wife definitely left him. Not dead.
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Sex Panther said:

The Milkman said:

He could just be pissy because his very hot wife has left him


This... his wife definitely left him. Not dead.
Agreed. Not his wife. My money is still on his mom in the casket.
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The dead body is Mrs. Mossbacher. She never got over her husband cheating on her and trying to buy her off with bracelets, so she attempts to kill him. The husband gets clumsily lucky and ends up killing her in self defense, then scores with Diddario. That's why homeboy is so pissed in the airport.
 
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