Don't believe the positive reviews. It sucks.
Not worth your time or money.
Not worth your time or money.
The Shape of Water
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Last: 6 yr ago by Max Power
Disregard poster, go see movie, it is worth it
This is tough. You both make such compelling arguments.
jeffk said:
This is tough. You both make such compelling arguments.
Michael Shannon does Michael Shannon which was great. Amazing visual and practical effects. The lead actress was really good despite not speaking, very vocal in her own way through signing and facial expressions. Kind of off putting the manbeast and woman action but sure. Just beautifully shot
I meant to post last night after watching.
The movie is very pretty to look at, well-directed, and well-acted by all parties. Overall, I thought it was a good movie. (Not great.)
But --
This movie is straight up about bestiality. It's truly bizarre. People were actually laughing during the first "love scene".
It's just kind of odd to me that nobody really seems to be talking about this.
The movie is very pretty to look at, well-directed, and well-acted by all parties. Overall, I thought it was a good movie. (Not great.)
But --
This movie is straight up about bestiality. It's truly bizarre. People were actually laughing during the first "love scene".
It's just kind of odd to me that nobody really seems to be talking about this.
I didn't want to see it at all because it just didn't look interesting to me, and I haven't enjoyed a Del Toro movie in a while.
Then I started hearing about how great it was, so it piqued my interest again.
But then I started hearing about the bestiality stuff... that is just ****ing weird.
Then I started hearing about how great it was, so it piqued my interest again.
But then I started hearing about the bestiality stuff... that is just ****ing weird.
Exact same for me. The trailers didn't really do much for me. Only saw it because of all the awards buzz it was getting.
It's Beauty and the Beast.. for adults. Very basic script with phenomenal performances and great direction. I very much enjoyed it.
No thanks, I had my fair share of bestiality on the big screen watching that grizzly bear work over Leo in The Revenant
Yeah, uh, I too disapprove of bestiality. I mean, that's gross. And wrong. Very wrong.
I mean, sure. But, what's your point? That changes nothing.
There's no sex shown in Call Me By Your Name either, it's still a story about a homosexual relationship. (And a great one.)
There's no sex shown in Call Me By Your Name either, it's still a story about a homosexual relationship. (And a great one.)
I'd watch Emma Watson ride anything.
I wasn't suggesting otherwise. But in Call Me By Your Name, it's two people. The sex is almost irrelevant.Quote:
My point is that there is a lot more to their relationship than the sexual aspect of it
In this case, it's a person and a fish. I mean... it's icky. No?
Is having sex with a sentient alien bestiality? I mean, of course having sex with a non sentient alien would be bestiality, right? But, what about all the times Kirk hooked up with a green or blue babe? Is that wrong too? Should Captain Kirk not have done that?
You got me there.
#greentoo
Human men will stick their dicks into just about anything they think will feel good, aliens, apple pie, men, women, etc... But women, I would think they'd be a little more... um... selective...ATM1876 said:
After seeing it again, it's not any more icky than Beauty and the Beast, Splash or a handful of others that escape me at this moment.
I would bang Neytiri from Avatar while riding on a banshee all day long and twice on Sundays.
Ok, new thread topic for the E-Board
Name all the things, animals, and fictional creatures you would ****
Name all the things, animals, and fictional creatures you would ****
1876 already touched on it.
Daryl Hannah from splash? Uh, yes please, even if she smells like fish...
What about the Guardians of the Galaxy love theme?
Okay, here's one for y'all, what about having sex with a vampire? Does that count? I mean, I do like getting bitten...
I'd probably draw the line at zombies... sex with a zombie is in the bestiality 'no go' zone for me...
Daryl Hannah from splash? Uh, yes please, even if she smells like fish...
What about the Guardians of the Galaxy love theme?
Okay, here's one for y'all, what about having sex with a vampire? Does that count? I mean, I do like getting bitten...
I'd probably draw the line at zombies... sex with a zombie is in the bestiality 'no go' zone for me...
What if the alien male has a vagina? Is that gay? Things are getting really complicated in here...
Brian Earl Spilner said:
Oh hell yeah on Nala...
But fully grown Nala, not the kitten at the beginning. I'm not sick.
Of course a sex panther would find a lioness attractive.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
What about a mutant? Like the babe with three boobies in Total Recall. Is that okay? Or should I not do her because she is a mutant?
Okay... what if a mutant has like two or three or four vaginas and one dong. Is that gay? Or is that like only 25% gay? What if she's a babe and her dong is somewhere you can't see it? Like under her armpit or on the bottom of her foot? What's the protocol on this situation?
Though I'm only a Force ghost these days, that thread still made me feel violated. #TooMe
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Yoda said:
Of course a sex panther would find a lioness attractive.
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