George Bush, Sr. when I was working out at the Rec when I was at A&M. I was staring at him as he was walking by, and he stopped, put out his hand, and said "Howdy, I'm George." I sat there like a goon for what felt like forever, then I shook his hand and chatted about ring day.
Dikembe Mutombo at Champps Sports Bar in Houston.
Tilman Fertitta when I worked at the Aquarium one summer in college (insert joke here). My dad's neighbor was the GM of the place and called me over to introduce me. I had no idea who he was, but only that he owned the place. Seemed like a nice enough guy.
Hung out with Avenged Sevenfold backstage before one of their concerts in Jacksonville. Not really a fan of theirs, but one of my friends was in college at UF and had a side job with a concert promoter in JAX who brought them into the venue, so we got backstage access. Hot girls all over backstage. I believe the venue was called Plush.
Ben Spies at TWS when my old roommate was on an endurance team with CMRA. If you're into motorcycle racing, you'll know who he is. Also a local Texas boy.
Andre Johnson as he was walking into the locker room before a game. Wife and I were doing the sideline experience thing, which we got to go down by the locker room for a brunch type thing.
Brad Ausmus at The Red Door in midtown years ago. It must suck having to turn down that much hot ass in a single night.
Heather Graham and Jennifer Coolidge at The Salt Lick. I was there waiting on our table with some friends and thought one of them looked familiar. There were also little girls going over and talking to the blonde one with her back to me, so I was curious. She eventually turned around and I recognized who it was and immediately blurted out "It's Stifler's mom!" and she looked at me. It then hit me who the other one was as well as she was chugging a Shiner.
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.
Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
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