stolen from Reddit. poor Jorah.
- Marry a woman who steps all over you, sell slaves to keep her happy.
- Caught selling slaves, exiled to Essos.
- Father disowns you.
- Offered royal pardon to spy on a girl.
- Fall in love with said girl who is conveniently married to a ruthless warlord.
- Warlord dies, girl swears off men.
- Nevermind. New man.
- Girl finds out about earlier spying, get exiled again.
- Father dies before you can redeem yourself in his eyes.
- Find one of girl's mortal enemies, capture and bring him to her.
- She likes him better. Replaces you. Also you have grayscale now.
- Fight your way through arenas as a slave to see her again.
- Finally redeem yourself by saving her life.
- She leaves.
- Forced to team up with her lover to find her.
- Find her. She already freed herself.
- She forgives you. Tells you she'll accept you back into her service if you cure grayscale.
- No cure.
- Sneak back into Westeros to find the finest doctors.
- Quarantined in a cell.
- Go through extremely painful experimental procedure in hopes of returning to girl.
- Success!
- Return to your beloved.
- newboyfriend.exe
- Oh he's also your dad's new favorite son.
- Offer to go on suicide mission with new bf to please her.
- She saves you from certain death but is forced to leave bf behind.
- score
- Bf returns, is hotter than ever in her eyes.
- Forced to listen to them talk about going on a sex cruise to Winterfell.
- Suicide mission was for nothing since Cersei refuses to truce.
- Fail to convince the heir to your house to avoid certain death.
- Girl puts you in suicide cavalry charge.
- Miraculously survive charge.
- Get killed in dramatic fashion protecting the girl you are deeply in love with and fiercely loyal to. But at least she'll live to be a great and benevolent ruler like you've always wanted for the 8 years you've known her.
- She genocides King's Landing.
