* * * Game of Thrones humor thread

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stolen from Reddit. poor Jorah.
  • Marry a woman who steps all over you, sell slaves to keep her happy.
  • Caught selling slaves, exiled to Essos.
  • Father disowns you.
  • Offered royal pardon to spy on a girl.
  • Fall in love with said girl who is conveniently married to a ruthless warlord.
  • Warlord dies, girl swears off men.
  • Nevermind. New man.
  • Girl finds out about earlier spying, get exiled again.
  • Father dies before you can redeem yourself in his eyes.
  • Find one of girl's mortal enemies, capture and bring him to her.
  • She likes him better. Replaces you. Also you have grayscale now.
  • Fight your way through arenas as a slave to see her again.
  • Finally redeem yourself by saving her life.
  • She leaves.
  • Forced to team up with her lover to find her.
  • Find her. She already freed herself.
  • She forgives you. Tells you she'll accept you back into her service if you cure grayscale.
  • No cure.
  • Sneak back into Westeros to find the finest doctors.
  • Quarantined in a cell.
  • Go through extremely painful experimental procedure in hopes of returning to girl.
  • Success!
  • Return to your beloved.
  • newboyfriend.exe
  • Oh he's also your dad's new favorite son.
  • Offer to go on suicide mission with new bf to please her.
  • She saves you from certain death but is forced to leave bf behind.
  • score
  • Bf returns, is hotter than ever in her eyes.
  • Forced to listen to them talk about going on a sex cruise to Winterfell.
  • Suicide mission was for nothing since Cersei refuses to truce.
  • Fail to convince the heir to your house to avoid certain death.
  • Girl puts you in suicide cavalry charge.
  • Miraculously survive charge.
  • Get killed in dramatic fashion protecting the girl you are deeply in love with and fiercely loyal to. But at least she'll live to be a great and benevolent ruler like you've always wanted for the 8 years you've known her.
  • She genocides King's Landing.
Man if this episode didn't turn his death into just the worst.
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Wrong thread
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https://twitter.com/*****_hernandez/status/1127762601264414722?s=21
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What's the censored word?
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male genitalia
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COOL LASER FALCON
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I didn't realize Rory McCann was just playing himself this whole time.

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Quote:

What was the table read like for you?

It was quite emotional. You're seeing deaths and it's all happening in front of you and you're seeing people get upset and then you get to your bit. It was quite funny when the so-called Cleganebowl started. I secretly brought a trumpet with me. [Co-executive producer Bryan Cogman] is reading [the stage directions] and I'm like, "Can you pause right before I say one of my last lines?" He did and I brought out this trumpet and [blew it]. I got butterflies in my stomach over that fight.
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If they had only declared King's Landing a "Dragon-Free Zone" this senseless killings would never have happened.
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I did find it odd seeing Varys being so brazen about the treason he was committing.
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

I did find it odd seeing Varys being so brazen about the treason he was committing.


Yeah, well you know, Varys just kind of forgot about how Dany reacts to treason
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Danaerys going back to her followers after Kings Landing.
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https://www.facebook.com/296989473712450/posts/2238831706194874/
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Tree Hugger said:

If they had only declared King's Landing a "Dragon-Free Zone" this senseless killings would never have happened.


We need common sense magical creature control.
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Broba Fett
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Humorous Username said:

Tree Hugger said:

If they had only declared King's Landing a "Dragon-Free Zone" this senseless killings would never have happened.


We need common sense magical creature control.


Yes. Need one of those pump action shotgun dragons. Too flame blasts in the air and a roar is all one needs.
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Let's see if this works

http://instagr.am/p/Bxaea57Hrrn
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Got damn
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Tyrion tries negotiations with the French.

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