And Artemis and Frank spend many nights together in a dumpster.
How did I miss Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
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Two interchanges from Charlie Wants an Abortion remain two of the funniest things I've ever seen on TV:
Mac:[yelling outside an abortion clinic]Pro-choice is pro-death!
Megan:Wow! Great rhetoric!
Mac:Thank you.
Megan:Hey, you're really hardcore, aren't you?
Mac
h, well, you know. I mean, if you really want to see hardcore...
[pulls out a paper and gives it to Megan]
Megan:What's this?
Mac:That's the list of doctors I'm gonna kill.
Megan:There's two already crossed out.
Mac:Yeah, I know.
(cut to them making out in Mac's car)
Tommy:You're ugly.
Charlie Kelly:You're ugly.
Tommy:[yelling]You're ugly!
Charlie Kelly:[yelling back]You are the one that's ugly!
Dee Reynolds:Charlie! Jesus Christ! Are you almost 30? Are you almost 30 years old?
Charlie Kelly:Yes.
Tommy:You have to buy me a toy.
Charlie Kelly:I don't have to buy you sh***t!
Tommy:If you don't buy me anything, I'm gonna telly my mom you took me to a black people's house!
Mac:[yelling outside an abortion clinic]Pro-choice is pro-death!
Megan:Wow! Great rhetoric!
Mac:Thank you.
Megan:Hey, you're really hardcore, aren't you?
Mac
h, well, you know. I mean, if you really want to see hardcore...
[pulls out a paper and gives it to Megan]
Megan:What's this?
Mac:That's the list of doctors I'm gonna kill.
Megan:There's two already crossed out.
Mac:Yeah, I know.
(cut to them making out in Mac's car)
Tommy:You're ugly.
Charlie Kelly:You're ugly.
Tommy:[yelling]You're ugly!
Charlie Kelly:[yelling back]You are the one that's ugly!
Dee Reynolds:Charlie! Jesus Christ! Are you almost 30? Are you almost 30 years old?
Charlie Kelly:Yes.
Tommy:You have to buy me a toy.
Charlie Kelly:I don't have to buy you sh***t!
Tommy:If you don't buy me anything, I'm gonna telly my mom you took me to a black people's house!
I agree, I love how they treat her. Even in this current season dennis has an interaction with her and still doesn't know her name. It's amazing.
I loved the how Dee got pregnant ep where each successive point of view story made her more and more like a bird.
7nine
The ostrich
What are you, a man-cheetah?
Yea
...well, I like that!
Yea
...well, I like that!
Dee has a heart attack is one of my all time favorites because of this scene:
"Take a look at this. That right there is the mail. Now, let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay. Pepe Silvia- this name keeps coming up over and over again. Everyday, Pepe's mail keeps getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia- Pepe Silvia. I look in the mail, this whole box is PEPE SILVIA! So I say to myself, I've gotta find this guy. I've gotta go up to his office. I've gotta put the mail in his ******* hands otherwise he's never gonna get it. It's gonna keep coming back down here. So, I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out Mac? What do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia! The man does not exist, okay. So, I decide, ohh **** buddy, I've got to dig a little deeper. There's no PEPE SILVIA! You've got to be kidding me, I've got boxes full of Pepe! Alright, so I start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say "CAROLL CARRROLLLLLL! I've gotta talk to you about Pepe!" And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single ******* desk in that office. There is no Carol in H.R. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a ******* ghost town."
"Take a look at this. That right there is the mail. Now, let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay. Pepe Silvia- this name keeps coming up over and over again. Everyday, Pepe's mail keeps getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia- Pepe Silvia. I look in the mail, this whole box is PEPE SILVIA! So I say to myself, I've gotta find this guy. I've gotta go up to his office. I've gotta put the mail in his ******* hands otherwise he's never gonna get it. It's gonna keep coming back down here. So, I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out Mac? What do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia! The man does not exist, okay. So, I decide, ohh **** buddy, I've got to dig a little deeper. There's no PEPE SILVIA! You've got to be kidding me, I've got boxes full of Pepe! Alright, so I start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say "CAROLL CARRROLLLLLL! I've gotta talk to you about Pepe!" And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single ******* desk in that office. There is no Carol in H.R. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a ******* ghost town."
Country Mac is one of my recent favorites.
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I loved the how Dee got pregnant ep where each successive point of view story made her more and more like a bird.
That episode invented the term browning out.
quote:Is it Manziel_Girlfriend?quote:I know a girl who is dating a guy just like Kenny
Sweet Dee's Dating a ******ed Person is one of my favorite episodes!
how tf has nobody mentioned one of the greatest scenes from The Waitress is Getting Married. ****ing goldmine
"How about your favorite food? What would that be?"
"Milk Steak."
"LITTLE GREEN GHOULS, BUDDY!"
"Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around."
"How about your favorite food? What would that be?"
"Milk Steak."
"LITTLE GREEN GHOULS, BUDDY!"
"Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around."
"Let me pop a quick 'H' on the box. This way we all know it's filled with hornets.."
A Very Sunny Christmas, where Frank is birthed out of the sofa. Hilarious!
Who Pooped the Bed. Best episode. End of debate.
quote:quote:no. the intervention episode is the best.
Who Pooped the Bed. Best episode. End of debate.
Nope! The Gang Solves The Gas Crisis. Thanks for playing though!
quote:This show pioneered having no normal characters, where everyone is crazy in some way. ****ing genius that they introduce the McPoyles, who are even weirder than the main characters.
The McPoyles. ****ing hilarious characters.
The lawyer they keep screwing with is pretty normal.
7nine
quote:They do a great job but there were no normal people on Seinfeld and it was filled with dozens of wildass secondary characters.quote:This show pioneered having no normal characters, where everyone is crazy in some way. ****ing genius that they introduce the McPoyles, who are even weirder than the main characters.
The McPoyles. ****ing hilarious characters.
quote:quote:This show pioneered having no normal characters, where everyone is crazy in some way. ****ing genius that they introduce the McPoyles, who are even weirder than the main characters.
The McPoyles. ****ing hilarious characters.
Or if they are normal, the gang gives a way to destroy their lives. i.e. Rickety Cricket
quote:That's one of the funniest story lines of the show to me. Cricket was a respected priest before the gang needed his help. Now he randomly shows up throughout the show looking worse and worse. I just watched the Psycho Pete episode. Cricket's new deformation was his face was half burned off when the gang locked him in the burning apartment during the Squashes their Beef episode.quote:quote:This show pioneered having no normal characters, where everyone is crazy in some way. ****ing genius that they introduce the McPoyles, who are even weirder than the main characters.
The McPoyles. ****ing hilarious characters.
Or if they are normal, the gang gives a way to destroy their lives. i.e. Rickety Cricket
quote:Didn't they just say in the last episode that he died?
The lawyer they keep screwing with is pretty normal.
quote:quote:quote:no. the intervention episode is the best.
Who Pooped the Bed. Best episode. End of debate.
Nope! The Gang Solves The Gas Crisis. Thanks for playing though!
Whomp whomp.
The correct answer is The Gang Gets Held Hostage. We would have also accepted The Gang Gets Invincible.
quote:I'm going to have to go with Sweet Dee is Dating a ******ed Person.quote:quote:quote:no. the intervention episode is the best.
Who Pooped the Bed. Best episode. End of debate.
Nope! The Gang Solves The Gas Crisis. Thanks for playing though!
Whomp whomp.
The correct answer is The Gang Gets Held Hostage. We would have also accepted The Gang Gets Invincible.
The DENNIS System
The Nightman Cometh
The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell
The Gang gets Invincible
The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell
The Gang gets Invincible
Never seen it.
Lots of great ones listed, but The Nightman Cometh is one of the most epic episodes in tv history
The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award is one of the best written episodes of any show I've ever seen.
quote:
Never seen it.
Get outta here, trash!
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