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Most pathetic male characters in film

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Cancelled
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We won't include TV, because George Costanza would end the thread with no contest.

I say:

- Fredo from Godfather 2.
- William H Macy's character in Fargo
- Ryan gosling's character in Blue Valentine (he makes up for it in Drive)
- The veterinarian from The Getaway (his wife bangs Michael Madsen right in front of him - a very disturbing scene)

95_Aggie
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Corporal Upham in Saving Private Ryan
redline248
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Corporal Upham in Saving Private Ryan


Bingo
Brian Earl Spilner
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-William H Macy's character in Boogie Nights
-The lawyer in Jurassic Park
-Orlando Bloom in Troy
-Commodus in Gladiator
-Bill Paxton in True Lies
redline248
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Orlando Bloom (Paris) wasn't a pathetic character, only a pathetic fighter. He landed the hottest chick in the Mediterranean.
Corporal Punishment
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Merry and Pippin in LOTR
Dro07
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Corporal Upham in Saving Private Ryan
was coming to post the same thing
AGnBCS
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If you mean pathetically awesome

Corporal Dwayne Hudson
MW03
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Fredo is also my winner.
InternetFan02
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-William H Macy's character in Boogie Nights


Little Bill!

Honorable mention for the dude crying to the colonel about the OD'd chick "I think maybe she did too much coke" "oh you think so, Doctor?"
Original_NoOlives
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- Mark 'Rat' Ratner in Fast Times at R. High
- Beni Gabor in The Mummy
- Gilbert in Revenge of the Nerds
- Percy Wetmoore in The Green Mile
- Cpl. Upham in Saving Private Ryan
- Anything with Owen Wilson
Say Chowdah
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Corporal Upham in Saving Private Ryan
Correct answer.
Farmer1906
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Merry and Pippin in LOTR
Disagree
redline248
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Merry and Pippin in LOTR
Disagree


Merry was pretty far from pathetic, but Jackson turned Pippin into a moron.
Brian Earl Spilner
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This.

Merry stabbed the Witch King and allowed Eowyn to kill him, and Pippen saved Faramir's life.
AggieBQ03
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Ike (can't remember last name) from Tombstone.
WoMD
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We won't include TV, because George Costanza would end the thread with no contest.

Sorry, but Raymond would disagree with this assessment.
bagger05
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Ike (can't remember last name) from Tombstone.
Ike Clanton
Jimmy McNulty
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William H Macy has had a lot of pathetic characters. His character is Shameless is the most pathetic.
Tanya 93
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Gary in The Last American Virgin
Boo Weekley
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"I got a little d***...it's pathetic!"
Fat Bib Fortuna
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Cyclops in Xmen 1-3. You know you're lame when you can shoot frikkin laser beams out of your eyes and you still suck.
DCC99
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William H Macy's character in Fargo
israeliag
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JGL in 500 Days of Summer
Stupe
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We won't include TV, because George Costanza would end the thread with no contest.

Sorry, but Raymond would disagree with this assessment.
So would Ross.
Farmer1906
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We won't include TV, because George Costanza would end the thread with no contest.

Sorry, but Raymond would disagree with this assessment.
So would Ross.
Toby on line 1
COOL LASER FALCON
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I think Michael Scott wins most pathetic for The Office.

For me, I don't think anyone holds a candle to Commodus in Gladiator.
aggiesq
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July Johnson, sheriff from Arkansas
annie88
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We won't include TV, because George Costanza would end the thread with no contest.
LOVE George Costanza. He's one of my all time favorites. However, would I want to know a REAL George Costanza?

Hell no!!
annie88
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I think Michael Scott wins most pathetic for The Office.
bit your tongue heathen. he was a great character. you actually loathed him at times, thought he was funny, was embarrassed by him and then even felt sorry for him. GREAT character, imo.
annie88
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but, maybe I misunderstood this thread....
COOL LASER FALCON
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Definitely a great character, but he was still pretty pathetic. Especially early in the show.
Corporal Punishment
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Yeah I'd go with Toby, not Michael Scott, on the Office.
Zeke1995
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Shelley Levine in Glengarry Glen Ross
israeliag
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Jerry/Garry/Larry/Barry from Parks and Rec.
 
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