I don't do much ChatGPT, but this is too fantastic not to share.
Here's a reimagined version of 10 Gandalf quotes, as if John Malkovich were the one delivering them:
1. **Original:** *"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."*
**Malkovich Version:** *"You see, a wizard's timing isn't a matter of convenience. It's calculated. You may be uncomfortable, but that's your problem."*
2. **Original:** *"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."*
**Malkovich Version:** *"Timeoh, it's a dreadful construct, isn't it? We have one fleeting chance to make something of it, or not. It's rather beside the point, don't you think?"*
3. **Original:** *"You shall not pass!"*
**Malkovich Version:** *"No, no, no. You simply *will not* pass. It's not up for debate. It's a matter of *consequence*."*
4. **Original:** *"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future."*
**Malkovich Version:** *"The small, yes, they have their... uses. Not that anyone would expect it. But things are never what you expect, are they?"*
5. **Original:** *"There is only one Lord of the Ring, and he does not share power."*
**Malkovich Version:** *"Power, you see, it's an absolute thing. It isn't something you *share*, no, it's something you control. Entirely."*
6. **Original:** *"I am Gandalf, and Gandalf means me!"*
**Malkovich Version:** *"I am, in fact, exactly who I am. Not that it matters to anyone but me, of course. But let's not pretend otherwise, shall we?"*
7. **Original:** *"Darkness is empty, it is not the absence of light, but the absence of hope."*
**Malkovich Version:** *"Ah, darkness. It's the *lack* of expectation, of resolution. It is despair with a particular elegance, don't you think?"*
8. **Original:** *"Fly, you fools!"*
**Malkovich Version:** *"Go on. Leave. It's just... too late for anything else, really. The point is moot. Go."*
9. **Original:** *"You have no power here."*
**Malkovich Version:** *"Power? You think you have power here? *No.* No, you don't. It's quaint that you think so, but it's entirely irrelevant."*
10. **Original:** *"The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began."*
**Malkovich Version:** *"Yes, the road. It stretches, aimlessly, doesn't it? Just keeps going, taking you where it will. No one ever truly knows the destination."*