Well done
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That's not the actual Jurassic Park trailer on the right.
quote:Yeah it was pretty bad. Easily the weakest of the series. Which sucks because Grant was such a great character, but not even Neil could save that film. William H. Macy and Tea Leoni? Really??quote:
On the plane ride there, Dr. Grant had a bad dream about a raptor, and Billy - the assistant who decided "hey, raptor eggs, let me take a few!" started talking to him, he woke up, but not before hearing Billy's voice through the raptor's head.
To refresh your memory, this movie also included:
William H. Macy wearing the biggest mustache outside of a porn movie ever.
Tea Leoni both outrunning and outclimbing multiple velociraptors.
A T-Rex getting destroyed in a fight by a combination dinosaur/swordfish in like 6 seconds.
A kid with a smoke grenade outfoxing 10 velociraptors.
And unrelated, I just realized Billy the assistant also played Pollux Troy in Face/Off. MIND BLOWN
Same kid somehow acquiring T-Rex urine.
Something that looked like an Allosaurus walking right up to the heroes, and a big pile of crap, looking at them, but showing no hostility whatsoever.
Laura Dern cashing a paycheck for being in three scenes.
The US Navy? Coast Guard? mobilizing the 6th Fleet to rescue 5 idiots stranded on an island owned by Costa Rica.
Billy the Super Assistant being smashed into a rock wall, falling 100 feet into 2 feet of water and then repeatedly attacked by pterodactyls, but showing up later in the movie with no visible bruises or scratches.
A 35-foot tall dinosaur unable to outrun Sam Neil and a 10-year-old kid.
You left out the satellite phone getting a signal and ringing inside the t rex stomach, and being heard by people some distance away.
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Yeah it was pretty bad. Easily the weakest of the series. Which sucks because Grant was such a great character, but not even Neil could save that film. William H. Macy and Tea Leoni? Really??
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Found what seems to be the last working link to the Super Bowl footage, which is really, really rough...
http://cines.com/noticias/jurassic-world-trailer-2201/
quote:I'm still not totally convinced that they'll be able to pull this off, but that looked like you'd see with someone handling a bear or a lion or something like that. Also looked like a pretty small raptor.
Didn't see any Malcolm in there, but it ABSOLUTELY confirms that <SPOILERS>
Chris Pratt has somehow been able to tame the raptors or something. He clearly says "Stand down, girl" to one that is charging, someone or something, and it backs off.
Also a couple of Pteranadons are shown shredding a helicopter. And HENRY EFFFIN WU!
quote:what if the hybrid dinosaur is Malcolm?
I wonder what role Malcom would have in the movie if he showed up. Maybe he'll cameo on a TV program in the background arguing the park should be closed. If he's actually on site, what more could he do than rehash the same ol' stuff from the other two movies he was in?
quote:yeah, but in the sequel (movie) he had a daughter. I don't think the kids from Lost World (book) were his.
ha. It also just hit me that Malcom said he didn't have any kids in the original, so he would have to be playing a 21 year old to make it work.
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Also, I noticed that Judy Greer's name is second billed on IMDB. judging from the trailer, she drops the kids off at the airport, what else is there for her to do in the movie if she is not on the Island. Is it possible that when SHTF word somehow gets to her, and she gets Malcolm involved stateside?
EDIT: never mind, she is listed as "park visitor," so i guess they were dropping the kids off for a tour at the park (splitting up the family).