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kjb'91
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8:15p, 3/19/13
Yes...the Louisiana one is my favorite.
"This flower is wilting"
and "I do believe I'll give room service a little jangle and have them send up some etouffe" and
"I'm a dandy!"
All good stuff.

[This message has been edited by kjb'91 (edited 3/19/2013 7:19p).]
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Professor Frick
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8:18p, 3/19/13
One of my favorites, when Peggy is encouraging Bobby's modeling at 'H. Dumpty's':

"Damnit Peg, I'm trying to contain an epidemic here and you're driving the monkey to the airport!"
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FincAg08
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8:40p, 3/19/13
I love the one where Bobby adopts a raccoon and Dale gets rabies.
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Shelton98
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11:24p, 3/19/13
quote:


I also like when they quit smoking.


This.

Bobby: "who's your buddy?"
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Samsill98
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11:31p, 3/19/13
This thread is greatness. I'd forgotten many of these lines.
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Bewareofgigem
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12:11a, 3/20/13
From the "Bobby goes nuts" episode.

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PEGGY: That's right, Bobby, I believe you will find that I have no testicles. Where's your secret weapon now?

KAHN: She bluffing! Finish her!
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George Foyet
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3:27a, 3/20/13
Hank walks in Bobby's room and sees him ironing a cheerleader outfit.

"There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed"
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PooDoo
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3:52a, 3/20/13
quote:
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I feel like if you didn't grow up in Texas, you wouldn't get KotH.

I didn't grow up in Texas and I love the show. Then again, I had lived her a while before it first aired.
i know a black guy that grew up in a pretty rough neighborhood in Baltimore that loves King of the Hill.... Funny is funny.
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Head Ninja In Charge
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9:47a, 3/20/13
The Louisiana episode. Jesus, that was about the highest quality of animated television you'll ever see. That episode ranks up there with some of the prime season episodes of The Simpsons.
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9:53a, 3/20/13
"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, YA KEEP TALKIN'!"
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jrod2181
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10:03a, 3/20/13
Bobby: "Mr. Strickland got up under more balls than a midget hooker"
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MEEN Ag 05
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10:38a, 3/20/13
Buck: "Strickland Propane is like a family and right now the daddy is not doing so well. So the rest of the family needs to step up. Who are you - do you work for me?"
Random Employee: "Yes sir, Mr. Strickland."
Buck: "I'm your daddy."
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AGnBCS
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11:04a, 3/20/13
quote:
One of my favorites, when Peggy is encouraging Bobby's modeling at 'H. Dumpty's':

"Damnit Peg, I'm trying to contain an epidemic here and you're driving the monkey to the airport!"


I remember laughing uncontrolably at this one.
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chipotle
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11:08a, 3/20/13
"They try to tackle you, but you won't let them because you look too FANTASTIC!"
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Elliot P. Campbell
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11:44a, 3/20/13
Such an underrated show

Infinitely better than crap like family guy
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jrod2181
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12:00p, 3/20/13
Coach Sauers "Take a Salt Tablet"
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The Milkman
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12:06p, 3/20/13
You failed English? Bobby...you speak English!
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SgtBarbarossa
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12:59p, 3/20/13
Funniest moments for me:

When Hank is planning a road trip, looking over a road map and happily proclaims, "We DON'T have to go through Oklahoma!"

And this:

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MEEN Ag 05
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2:44p, 3/20/13
- Alibaster may be small, but he'll mess you up!
- No offense, but he's from Oklahoma.
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Humorous Username
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5:08p, 3/20/13
"That's my purse! I don't know you!" and "I say 'Good day', Sheriff" get me every time.

The quote I remember about the Louisiana episode was Bill talking with his elderly relative:

Elderly relative: "Were you here to tend to the vine? Or just, playing in the garden?"

Bill (sheepishly): "Playin'."
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Head Ninja In Charge
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5:27p, 3/20/13
Hank: "So, Gilbert, how do the Saints look this year?"

Gilbert Dauterive: "Oh, I am more familiar with sinners than saints, my dear. And sinners always look good."

Hank: *shudders*




Gilbert Dauterive: "Golden Richards was a Dallas Cowboy."

Hank: "Yeah, yeah! He caught a touchdown pass in Super Bowl XII."

Gilbert Dauterive: "He was a beautiful man. I knew him... briefly."
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AggieSouth06
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5:37p, 3/20/13
Gilbért Dauterive.

"Son, this is velvet not velveteen. A gentleman must know the difference."

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BigN--00
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6:06p, 3/20/13
BOBBY: What a crime! If you are not a hungry man, Luanne, you shouldn't be taking on the Hungry Man Dinner.
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MW03
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6:40p, 3/20/13
quote:
One of my favorites, when Peggy is encouraging Bobby's modeling at 'H. Dumpty's':

"Damnit Peg, I'm trying to contain an epidemic here and you're driving the monkey to the airport!"


And only now, seeing it in print, do I realize that the brand of clothing for fat kids was called "H. Dumpty" for Humpty Dumpty.
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MW03
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6:41p, 3/20/13
also, they had one of the most satisfying series finales I can remember.
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tallgrant
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7:32p, 3/20/13
I was happy they beat Texas A&F, though it's obviously a reference to "our friends in Brazos County".

Earth first! Make Mars our B****!
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Dr. Teeth
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8:53p, 3/20/13
It was only very recently that I realized "LuAnne Platter" was a Luby's reference.
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AggieDPT
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10:21p, 3/20/13
quote:
- Alibaster may be small, but he'll mess you up!
- No offense, but he's from Oklahoma.
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AgPediRPh
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10:40p, 3/20/13
John Redcorn: To the white man, who steals our land and steals...our sons.

Dale: To the white man!
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Bruce Almighty
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1:51a, 3/21/13
Hank: "Bobby has a girlfriend? All right son! She's real, right? I mean, she's not imaginary or on a cereal box or anything, is she?"

"Bobby, vegetarians can't be trusted. Just last week, we caught one of em siphoning gas out of a company truck."
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Deputy Travis Junior
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3:54a, 3/21/13
Anybody else love the carbon credits ep? There are some gems in that one. So funny
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Steve Billings
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12:03p, 3/21/13
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also, they had one of the most satisfying series finales I can remember.


I agree. The show was still good when it ended, can't say that about very many shows.
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gig them
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12:10p, 3/21/13
My favorite moment from the show doesn't even have dialogue

Hank and Bobby are on a road trip and cross the state border into Arkansas, and when he sees the "Welcome to Arkansas" sign Hank just furrows his brow and locks the doors
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jrod2181
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12:36p, 3/21/13
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Hank and Bobby are on a road trip and cross the state border into Arkansas, and when he sees the "Welcome to Arkansas" sign Hank just furrows his brow and locks the doors


Hank is on his way to Hot Springs to go get Bobby who is with Buck gambling.
The sign says Welcome to Hot Springs Home Town of Bill Clinton. That is also one of my favorite scenes
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Wocka Wocka
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2:37p, 3/21/13
When Buck Strickland tees off, "Sent that ***** home in a taxi!"

I say that at least once every time I play golf.
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