Do you have a quote(s) that you find yourself saying from either of the Ace Ventura movies, jokingly or in a normal conversation?

I find myself saying:

"If I'm not back in 5 minutes...just wait longer."

Sorry if this had already been discussed previously.

"rehe-he-he-he-he-he-hely?" /sp?

"Alrighty then"

"La-ho...ser"

That's all I got off the top of my head. I'm sure there's more!

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Like a glove!

"CAN YOU FEEL THAT?!?!?!?!"

"Einhorn is Finkle/Finkle is Einhorn!"

Dan: "Hey Ace, you got any gum?"
Ace: "That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you very much to stay out of my personal affairs."
Dan: "...you're a weird guy Ace."

Yes, Satan?

Ray ain't coming home.

If Im in the mood I order me some "New England...Clam...Chowdur....Yessss"

If Im in a group and someone suggests something "Lets doooo whatever you want to do."

Whenever I have to go to a funeral home, I always think "This is a lovely room of death! Ok bye-bye then."

"Your Gun is digging into my hip"
"i'm is phsycoville and Finkle's the mayor"
"Laces Out"
"*******s are closer than they appear"

Bumblebee Tuna

Soccer style kicker, graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule", the first and only pro-athlete to come out of Collier County, and one hell of a model American.

"I don't smoke--it's a disgusting habit."

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I told the fake story of the dog chasing to a friend that was gullible. She started barking at me before I got to the punch line. I was impressed.

Oh yeah, the B****!

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And YOU must be ... the Monopoly Guy! Do not pass go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

Obsess much?

Why don't you cry about it?

Lets see that...in an instant replay

Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle...and a clean pair of shorts.

Excuse me..... i can see your balls

I didn't know the Wachutu were BITERS!!

Bumble-bay-tuna. Bumble-bay-tuna.

And I also like reenacting the part where spears get tossed into his legs and he does that awesome hand motion and screaming.

Sometimes on roadtrips I'll do that annoying chitty-chitty band bang song until my wife hits me and tells me to shut up.

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Do I have something in my teeth?

(insert guano references here)

And finally, "Nobody wants to play with me"

"Yes, Satan?"


"I'd like you to leave! Why, so you can beat him?"

"Sounds broken..."

"Most likely Sir, I'll bet it was something nice though." "Now, this is an insurance form, if you'll just sign here, here, and here, initial here, and print your name here, we'll get the rest of the forms out to you as soon as we can."

and the ending is just nails

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfM1_jifZ6E

DO NOT... GO IN THERE!

As a Cowboys fan I approve of the beating of the Eagles.

"Roger Podacter went out after work, he had a few drinks and he came home, but he wasn't alone. Someone was with him in his apartment...etc"

And when someone says "what's the point?" I say:
"ONLY THIS!...
AAAAAAAAA.................AAAAAAAAA...............AAAAAAAAA. This is double pane sound proof glass! There is no way that neighbor heard roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut! The scream she heard came from inside the apartment and the murderer closed the door before he left!"

And yes I say it all, and do the sliding door and everything

Dammit Jim .. I am a doctor not a pool man
Can I ass you a question
Do you have any Binaca

My favorite line in the whole movie is when he drops the bucket on the guys head near the end and says

"Unconscious. Exactly as I planned."

Best line in the movie.

"gets a little hot in these RHI-nos"

chikaka..chicaGO

"Peanuts?"

"Why yes, I have one right here. It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on."