"Excuse me,your balls are showing"

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.

Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious. And the pottery is lovely.

Guano bowls! Collect the whole set...

You know, gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.

Of course. How sssselfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do.

Can you feel it, Captain Compost?

Isn't this incredible? IT'S GONNA BE SOME KIND OF A RECORD! Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go!

Ace Ventura: How can I be getting zis vork done wit all de shouting? Control de shouting?

Reporter: Who's That?

Ace Ventura: Heinz Getwellvet. I am trainer of dolphins. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me.

Reporter: What happened to the *regular* trainer?

Ace Ventura: Vat happened to him? Vat happened to me? Seven years I am wit Siegfried.

Ace Ventura: Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming wit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I'm gone.

Reporter: Where is Snowflake?

Ace Ventura: Why do you care about Snowflake? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? Do you have a dorsal fin?
To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. I am saying to Snowflake, "Akay!... Akay Akay Akay?" und he is saying "AKay Akay!" und he is up on ze tail "Eeeeeeeeee!" und you can quote him! [spit]

whats the password
new england clam chowder
the red or the white

i can never remember that

My friends and I do this all the time.

oh and this thread is nails

I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. Did you just refer to me as "white devil"?

Melissa Robinson: Maybe you should have joined the police force, become a real detective.

Ace Ventura: I don't do humans.

Hah, love that line.

Eeeeeee like a glove!

Warning: *******s are closer than they appear!!!

DO YOU HAVE A DORSAL FIN!!!

Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle.....
And a clean pair of shorts!

lois: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
ace: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

Cadby, from the consulate, right? This is weird!

Three darts is too much...

Confession: Mine and my wife's first date was to see Ace Ventura 2. I laughed the whole time. She never cracked a smile. We were supposed to see Powder, but it was sold out. Thank god.

I have exerCIZED the demons...

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"May Dan Marino die of Gonorrhea and rot in hell."

Would a real woman have to wear, one of these?

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Boy that's really on there. But would a real woman, be missing these?

HAHAHAHA!

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That kind of surgery could be done over the weekend. But I wonder if he could find time in his busy schedule, to get rid of...big 'ole MR CANISH!

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oh boi.....

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You must really love animals.
Well when it gets cold enough.

It's in the bone!

"You want that DOOKIE so bad you can taste it."

Bats...WHahaLAOLAOLlollwlwoalol (sp?)

Ace in the Bat Cave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs8LIzObfH4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-lk4sFkkEw

"JUST DO IT"

Like a glove

love to do em

been doing "YUM-EEeeee" a lot today

Holy TEST-acle Tuesday!