Starpulse had some great quotes from the most recent episode...
Dennis: "Nobody's thinking. Everybody's just talking over each other with one idiotic idea after another until finally we find ourselves in a situation where we've broken into somebody's house and the homeowner is home. I'm sick of it, Dee. We've got to examine our process."
Dennis: "I have the grace of a falcon. I'll be in and out like a demon's whisper."
Mac: "We are men of honor who protect artifacts from those who steal them."
Charlie: "There's a man coming to the house with pointed feet of some kind, so be careful."
Dennis: "We are in a very dangerous situation here. These people are from the South!"
Charlie: "That's weird. People from the South don't usually move up north."
Frank: "Deandra, your breath is dog****."
Frank: "If some hillbilly comes up to me, I'm gonna lash him in the face, that's all."
Mac: "You don't get chips!"
Dee: "I'm beginning to think this family has zero awareness of their surroundings."
Dennis: "Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated *****. I'm not getting hog-tied over your lack of grace."
Dee: "A leather shop...in Arizona? They'd be out of business in a week's time!
Dennis: "That's what I said!
Mac: "I'm a Svedish plumber, I'm here to fix your pipes."
Frank: "I'm gonna whip this little ***** in the face if she makes a peep."
Dee: "It was weird that they were Asian, right?"