Okay, creative Ags. I need some help. I'm organizing a white elephant office party for the holidays. Only I wanted to send out a list of great white elephant gift ideas to give people help with bringing stuff that others might actually want. I don't want a dud party, you dig?

So I found this really cool/quirky game called Wacky White Elephant (wackywhiteelephant.com in case you care) that would make a funny gift at a white elephant party. I may get one to actually run the party with though, so I need more ideas.

The cost for whatever gift you want to suggest needs to be under $30.

Any help?

YANKEE SWAP!!!!!!!

I once got a really nice picture frame and put pictures of my co-workers in it. They were from a work trip...just random pictures while were out in the field. Everyone got a kick out of it.

Bump. Come on, Ags. Help a brother out?

Edward Fortyhands Play Set:

Includes 2 40oz. malt liquor beverages and a roll of duct tape.

A big honking white rat was always my go to white elephant gift.

I'm going to give a Shakeweight this year for my white elephant gift.

Too obvious???

Van Halen III CD...used.

Propane & Matches

May not be the "best" gift, but this one solicited one hell of a reaction by the dude in my office that chose it... a new contract worker zip lock wrapped a handfull of soba noodles and packed it in a Crest toothpaste box... the guy that selected it immediately attempted to shove the box back to the selection pile and select a different gift... the group en masse said "no, you have to keep it."

Dude had the most bitter, angry look on his face (thought he was going to go postal)... I will remember that face until the End of Days... it was PRICELESS

It's September. You had better be gay or a woman c

Thanks, Ags.

Hey Rudyjax, what if I'm both?

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Explains so much.

a co-worker once went to fiesta a bought a bunch of random ingredients, then typed up a recipe for how to turn it in to "authentic" salsa.

I asked him later where the got the recipe (because the box had crap like cactus in it) and he told me he just made it up. pretty hilarious.

Not exactly wacky, but a small bottle of Bailey's combined with a starbucks gift card is generally a "go to" white elephant for me, at least in exchanges where the gifts are supposed to be something people would actually want.

[This message has been edited by Danny Duberstein (edited 9/16/2010 2:43p).]