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A day or so later, DS came riding by the Coop on his lawn mower, no shirt on, holding a five gallon gas can on his lap. Apparantly he blamed us for turning off his power, because when he rode by, he was flipping the bird the whole way.

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I know 04, real classy guy.

If he'd be my personal cabana boy, I'd let him live in my house.

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If he'd be my personal cabana boy, I'd let him live in my house.

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you'd get sick of him drinking all your booze, smoking all your crack, and beating you up every day

Thanks for the info, OL.

Seriously though, it's fairly resourceful of him. You're an alcoholic, where would you want to live? A Bar! It's genius!

BRILLIANT!

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apparently he makes enough from royalties to get by... if you consider sleeping in a closed-down bar and driving a lawnmower getting by

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That's more than just getting by, that's living the dream.

This guy's whacko! From his website, in his own words:

To: removed
I would like to make sure that you have all of my personal information in the hopes that you will not slander or libel me in the future.
Douglas Anderson Supernaw
Born Sept 26, 1960 in Bryan, Tx at St Joseph Hospital
Mother: Rosanne Tyner Supernaw
Father: Irwin Rae Supernaw
Sister: Jessica Supernaw Durbin
Half Brother: Brian Bays
Wife: Deborah Schuler Supernaw
Children:
Richard Todd Supernaw, Sept 20, 1979 ( adopted son of first wife Trudy)
Brittany June Supernaw, Jan 15, 1982 (adopted daughter of Trudy)
(Both names officially changed at our wedding on April 18, 1985)
Emma Rae Supernaw, Feb 9, 1986 in Houston, TX (Trudy)
Phillip Steven Supernaw Jan 31, 1990 in Nashville, TN. (Trudy)
Christian Gregory Lubbe July 18, 1990 in Reno, NV (son of Gregory Lubbe and my second and last wife Deborah Schuler Supernaw)
Dylan Anderson Supernaw July 9, 1994 in Dallas, TX (son of myself and Wichita Falls radio promotion coordinator, Lori Bussey)
Jesse Douglas Supernaw Jan 23, 1996 in Houston, Tx (with second wife Deborah Schuler Supernaw) Bella Sophia Supernaw April 22, 1997 in Houston, Tx (with second Deborah Schuler Supernaw)
(note: the possibility exists that there could be more children unbeknownst to me in as much that these are not the only three ladies with which I have Made Love during the course of my 25 year adulthood)
Height: Approx, 6' 2"
Weight: Approx, 190 pds
Hair: Blonde (varies in length)
Eyes: Blue
Race: Indian (American)
Physical Address: none at present
Home Phone: none at present
Cell Phone: current credit rating will not permit
WEB Address: www.DOUG SUPERNAW.com
Bookings: www.DOUG SUPERNAW.com
Occupation: Unemployed at present due to ongoing legal proceedings
Name of Business: SUPERNAW MUSIC INC ( currently owned by Mr. David Showalter ESQ on behalf of TRUDY SUZETTE SUPERNAW in default judgement in Montgomery County, TX in April 2003 while former President DOUGLAS ANDERSON SUPERNAW was incarcerated in the WASHINGTON COUNTY PENAL SYSTEM while awaiting a jury trial on pending felony charges in said county.)
Proudest Personal Moment other than Birth of Children (obvious): First Son Richards first over the fence HOME RUN.
Proudest Professional Moment: While residing with future wife Debbie in Washington Co., TX, was invited to play hometown of Brenham, TX. on Friday, September the 16th, 1994 for the WASHINGTON COUNTY FAIR AND RODEO for a performance fee of $15,000. Upon completion of what I thought was a good performance in front of a sizable crowd at the Fairgrounds, I proudly signed the $15,000 Cashiers Check over to the WASHINGTON COUNTY PEACE OFFICERS ASSOCIATION with the intention of starting a PALS (Police Activities League) program for the benefit of troubled teens of Washington County. I was then invited to speak at the PEACE OFFICERS annual banquet to relay my ideas on the projected program. Today being May 13, 2004, to the best of my knowledge, the $15,000 remains deposited, drawing interest in a local Washington County Financial Institution. I personally find that an extremely sad fact.
Personal Action in Which I am the LEAST PROUD: My performance in SEPT 2003 at the COLORADO COUNTY FAIR for the good people of COLORADO and surrounding counties, just hours after reading the legal action against "MY BABY", Supernaw Music. The proverbial straw had broken the camel's back that evening, but no excuse would suffice for that particular performance. I would ask that the families who unfortunately attended the show that evening to accept my sincerest apology, and would furthermore like to offer a FREE show at any point that the citizens would consider receiving my music in the future. Thank you and please feel compelled to print this letter, in it's entirity, with my permission, in your publication. God Bless, Doug Supernaw


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Does anybody know what he did at the Colorado County Fair? It must be pretty bad to be the moment he is least proud of.

This thread and Doug Supernaw rock!

awesome!

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the possibility exists that there could be more children unbeknownst to me in as much that these are not the only three ladies with which I have Made Love during the course of my 25 year adulthood

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now i have a connection to my elec coop!

I came crawling home last night, like many nights before:
I finally made it to my feet as she opened up the door.
And she said, "You're not gonna do this anymore."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
"So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
"We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
"And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."

She said: "Just bring your Friday paycheck, and I'll cash them all right here.
"And I'll keep on tap - for all your friends, their favorite kinds of beer.
"And for you, I'll always keep in stock, those soft aluminum cans.
"And when you're feeling macho, you can crush them like a man."

She said: "We'll rip out all the carpet, and put sawdust on the floor.
"Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels, and I won't cook no more.
"There'll be Monday night football, on T.V. above the bar.
"And a pay phone in the hallway, when your friends can't find their car."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
"So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
"We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
"And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."

She said: "You'll get friendly service, and for added atmosphere.
"I'll slip on something sexy, and I'll cut it clear to here.
"Then you can slap my bottom, every time you tell a joke.
"Just as long as you keep tipping, well, I'll laugh until you're broke."

She said: "Instead of family quarrels, we'll have a bar-room brawl,
"When the Ham's bear say's its closing time, you won't have far to crawl.
"And when you run out of money, you'll have me to thank.
"You can sleep it off next morning, when I'm putting it in the bank."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino, to decorate our home,
"So you can feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
"When you and your friends get off from work, and have a powerful thirst.
"There won't be any reason, why you can't stop off here first."

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
"So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
"We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
"And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."

I don't know what he did in Colorado County but when he played in G Rolly in either 95 or 96 he couldn't even stay on his stool and they had the band cranked up so loud you couldn't even hear the slurred and often wrong lyrics he was singing.

Heck, the Blue Moon is closer to Bellville than Brenham if it's the one on 36 between Bellville and Hickory Creek.

So, Office Linebacker, you work at San Bernard? My mom used to work there before she passed away.

Yep, I've worked here for the last 8 years. SBEC is a pretty cool place to work.

Sorry about your mom. If you are who I think you are, your mom worked for me.

LP?

Yes, LP was my mom. Thank you for being good to her. She loved working there.

Your mom was a super person. I miss her to this day.

BTW, please tell your father I said hello.

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I sure will. Thanks for the kind words.

this thread is greatness. i remember running track against his son in high school.

figured his kids went to katy taylor HS....he sounds like the kinda guy who woulda fit right in there

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Well I'm a long tall Texan
I wear a ten-gallon hat
(He rides from Texas wearing a ten-gallon hat)
Yes I'm a long tall Texan
I wear a ten-gallon hat
(He rides from Texas wearing a ten-gallon hat)
Well people look at me and they say
Is that your hat
(He rides from Texas wearing a ten-gallon hat)

Well I'm a long tall Texan
I ride a big white horse
(He rides from Texas on a big white horse)
Yes I'm a long tall Texan
I ride a big white horse
(He rides from Texas on a big white horse)
Well people look at me and they say
Is that your horse
(He rides from Texas on a big white horse)

Well I was walking down the street
With my shiny badge
My spurs jingling there at my feet
I seen a man a'coming
Coming with a gun and
I just can't be beat

Yes I'm a long tall Texan
I enforce justice for the law
(He rides from Texas to enforce the law)
Well I'm a long tall Texan
I enforce justice for the law
(He rides from Texas to enforce the law)
Well people look at me and they say
Is you the law
(He rides from Texas to enforce the law)

Well I'm a long tall Texan
Yes I'm a long tall Texan

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richard was a ***** growing up and brittany is nearly as crazy as her daddy.

/that is all

office linebacker,

Do you have a buddy (who I believe is a t-sip)with a girlfriend from Bleiblerville? Her brother is where I got the info.

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brittany is nearly as crazy as her daddy

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Elaborate...

let's just say she was very prone to getting a bit too emotional (and slightly psychotic) when she had a few drinks. I can't really blame her though...doug would be a crappy shadow to have cast over you.

i've gotten stoned with doug and his daughter and drank many beers with him in carneys.

Good times and this thread made me laugh out loud.

I like his new facebook profile pic.

Wow.

Now this is a throwback thread. RIP WindowLickINGAg.

Also, I'm surprised DS is still alive!!!!

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apparently he makes enough from royalties to get by... if you consider sleeping in a closed-down bar and driving a lawnmower getting by

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Effin toucan, still got it