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My Crazy/Redneck Neighbor
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Last: 13 yr ago by texasaggie2015
Call PETA and the local news and tell them it's a cat. Then cook some popcorn and sit out on your porch and enjoy the show.
Not only is it a deer, it's a white-tail.
I agree with the PETA suggestion. That might be fun! You would need to videotape it.
Deer.
Case closed.
Case closed.
I've been saying deer (or possibly chupacabra) for 45 minutes now. The white belly fur is unmistakable.
Holy **** thats funny.
people in my lab agree with deer.
I also like the idea of contacting the game warden as well as PETA.
I also like the idea of contacting the game warden as well as PETA.
Hey, how about, we ask the neighbor before getting the authorities involved? No need to call the game warden if the kill was legal. he may have had the carcass in a deep freeze up till today...
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Gotta agree with the chemist.
Is he making menudo for supper?
How did anything other than deer cross your mind?
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Call PETA and the local news and tell them it's a cat. Then cook some popcorn and sit out on your porch and enjoy the show.
LMFAO
AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT THE **** IS PETA GOING TO DO???
I'LL ANSWER THAT, NOT A GD THING!!! BESIDES ADVOCATE TERRORISM!!!
I'LL ANSWER THAT, NOT A GD THING!!! BESIDES ADVOCATE TERRORISM!!!
i think late anterless and spike in South Texas runs through the end of January.
I see one paw and one hoof - if that guy's Jewish, he's got a pretty tough decision in front of him.
LOL, chem!
They may show up and protest...even have that demonstrator chick go topless in a leopard skin.
I personally think it's a Persian Nutra-fox, skinned with Pampered Chef bagel knife.
Ok, upon closer (ick, ick, ick) inspection - It MAY actually be a deer. A really little deer. So, instead of psycho, housepet murdering neighbor, I just have a lazy, bad-mannered redneck neighbor w/ terrible skinning skills.
exactly.
Maybe he is tanning the hide...probably just needs to put some salt on the hide, and let it simmer in the sun.
deer hides can be much smaller than you think they'd be. my friend was showing me ones that she and her husband had and they had shrunk A LOT.
either way, this one is FRESH and he left the guts on the ground right by his house. BAD manners.
So he's going to end up with deer jerky on the half-hide.
Moron.
Moron.
you should take it off the fence and throw it away. Then they would be like WTF?
for a bigger WTF, you should take it and make a cool hat out of it.
Local game warden number is 260-1372.
Or, head out there buck naked, tuck the weiner, drape the hide over your shoulders like an old lady's shawl, and wander the neighborhood muttering, "It puts the lotion on."
I bet CSPD shows up pretty fast then.
I bet CSPD shows up pretty fast then.
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That's it!! It's a dolphin.
Are you blind? That's a seal dumbass
this thread continues to improve
WTF Goose!
I was just saying, you know, you could do that, if you really wanted. Or not. Whatever.
Here little deer. rub it on liberally.
[This message has been edited by Jimmie Dimmick (edited 1/23/2006 3:57p).]
[This message has been edited by Jimmie Dimmick (edited 1/23/2006 3:57p).]
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