Ok, so I go out last night and meet a girl... Things go great and she comes back to my place. Wham bam, thank you ma'am, I'm done and roll over leaving her to go to sleep with that unsatisfied look on her face.

I wake up this morning and she is gone and she took my cash, credit cards and my cell phone!

To top it off she called my mom and left a message! Who does that?!

pwned

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Who does that?!

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Someone who is forced to go to sleep with an unsatisfied look on their face.

Mix in some stamina next time. May save you a few hundred bucks.

PWN3D

You should have gotten her off, dude!

karma sucks huh?





Make the choice adventurous stranger, strike the bell and bide the danger
Or wonder 'till it drives you mad what would have happened if you had.

My tapeworm tells me what to do

Me thinks AggieSarah01 has your phone

Ya know, I think Sarah might have been her name.... damn wish I had stayed more sober...

Why didn't you throw her out of bed like a man?

You took her to your house!?!?! are an idiot! you never take her back to YOUR PLACE!

Hey, I was drunk, I needed a ride home!

I was too tired and didn't want to listen to her yap anymore, so I just rolled over and went to bed instead of kicking her out.