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Schuhmacher seamen!
A-humpin and a-screamin
The best ****in' dorm on campus!

And

Schuhmacher dongs!
The biggest, the best!
We fill 'em up!

The rest I remember I couldn't possibly post here without risking a ban.

I was in HHH from January 96 until May 98.

(Had to edit because of auto correct)

Crocker Cocks Soft as Socks

Tree Hugger got the ones I remember off the top of my head. There was another aimed at Walton that I SORTA remember, but not all the way thru. I'll see if I can't point a couple buddies at this thread!

I'll see if I can translate one sufficient enough to hopefully avoid a banhammer. I also recall hearing other dorms with a similar version of something like this, usually directed at their rival dorm of choice.

Siphoner of adult male chicken, copulator with maternal parental unit, consume a container of excrement.
Summer's Eve container, Summer's Eve container, siphon your dorm co-tenant's masculine appendage.
A-Ramp, British cigarette Ramp, you're all like the others.
Walton, Walton, we all copulate with your maternal parental unit.

I'm kind of wondering now how I didn't know you.

Maybe we did know each other? I think I was the only gigantic red haired guy in the dorm.

Aren't you like 6'6 or something? I Think I would've remembered someone taller than me, since it feels weird enough at my height. But lots of fun memories from Bonfire in those days. HHHFYW

Yep, 6'7".

I went to pretty much every cut in 96, great memories of the Hobby girls motivating the logs.

Tree Hugger said:

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I'll see if I can translate one sufficient enough to hopefully avoid a banhammer. I also recall hearing other dorms with a similar version of something like this, usually directed at their rival dorm of choice.

Siphoner of adult male chicken, copulator with maternal parental unit, consume a container of excrement.
Summer's Eve container, Summer's Eve container, siphon your dorm co-tenant's masculine appendage.
A-Ramp, British cigarette Ramp, you're all like the others.
Walton, Walton, we all copulate with your maternal parental unit.

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Oh! You mean suck cock, mutherfricker, eat shyte, *****bag, *****bag suck your roommates cock.

A-ramp **** ramp you're all like the others. Walton, Walton we all like the HHH Seamen. Because they have AC.

Can we talk about the tree outside HHH that ate bikes and clothes?

Yikes

For some reason I thought it was "the biggest, the baddest" and now I feel old and out of touch. HHH summer and fall of '93.

Lived there from fall of '93 through fall of '95. Always felt like I won the lottery when I got a parking space in the lot right in front of the dorm.

10thYrSr said:

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Can we talk about the tree outside HHH that ate bikes and clothes?

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Hart had the bicycle park in the trees.

gggmann said:

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Lived there from fall of '93 through fall of '95. Always felt like I won the lottery when I got a parking space in the lot right in front of the dorm.

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I was later than you, but we always tried to let each other know if we were leaving to free up a spot and let a buddy park up front.

So what will it be like when you drop YOUR son off for his fish year?

Watched it last night. Pretty good.

Harry Lime said:

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10thYrSr said:

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Can we talk about the tree outside HHH that ate bikes and clothes?

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Hart had the bicycle park in the trees.

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One of the trees between Fowler and Clements had a few bikes roost in there too, and a tree on the other side ate computer parts. There were a ton of modem cards up in the branches after they wired the dorms for ethernet.

Hey Clark, quick question: Did you ever get stopped by UPD for an open container while driving through the Northside parking lot when you were the designated driver and it was really just a Dr Pepper can?

It was "the biggest, the baddest..." in my day.

There was also "Walton wussies what a bunch of..." that degenerates from there.

Naw, I got stopped for other BS, but never that.

Anyways, I was Southside