https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/07/14/authorities-investigate-taco-bell-lettuce-multistate-cyclosporiasis-outbreak/

I saw that on the news last night, some dude from CBS national was saying they recommend cooking all your produce to 158 degrees while holding a head of iceberg lettuce in his hand.

Yeah, I'm not cooking my lettuce.

Sounds like the fake news trying to scare people for engagement

I'll be glad when someone who actually loves America takes over at CBS

Tree Hugger said:

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I saw that on the news last night, some dude from CBS national was saying they recommend cooking all your produce to 158 degrees while holding a head of iceberg lettuce in his hand.

Yeah, I'm not cooking my lettuce.

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Better to wash it in chlorine.

Its Texas Aggies, dammit said:

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Taco Casa has the full old school Taco Bell menu. They call their version the chilada. Plus they fry their stuff in coconut oil. No seed oils and great taste.

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This is the way. Taco Casa is da bomb!!!!!!!!

im sober now

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....can you blow me where the Pampers is?

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AozorAg said:

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/07/14/authorities-investigate-taco-bell-lettuce-multistate-cyclosporiasis-outbreak/

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The jokes really wrote themselves don't they?

nai06 said:

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If anything we should be praising Taco Bell

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I'll take phrases I never thought I'd read for $200, Alex.

Slicer97 said:

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nai06 said:

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If anything we should be praising Taco Bell

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I'll take phrases I never thought I'd read for $200, Alex.

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That and FIDO saying some nice stuff about them earlier in the thread? Did I read that correctly?

Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria....

Looks like the timing is right to avoid lines at Taco Bell.

$1 on the app today. Expected it to be quite ass. It was actually pretty damn good!

The $1 Enchirito love continues

We always feel the love. Go ahead and add Regular Nacho Fries for just $1 with a $1 Enchirito purchase Valid thru today.

hoodlum98 said:

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Its Texas Aggies, dammit said:

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Taco Casa has the full old school Taco Bell menu. They call their version the chilada. Plus they fry their stuff in coconut oil. No seed oils and great taste.

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This is the way. Taco Casa is da bomb!!!!!!!!

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Two bean burritos for about $5. Where else can you get dinner for around $5?

Erroneous. TC Bean Burrito is $2.99
TB Bean Burrito is $2.29

NormanEH said:

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Erroneous. TC Bean Burrito is $2.99
TB Bean Burrito is $2.29

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$2.49 at the TC in Arlington I go to.

The TC closest to me in Arlington isn't on the app. The one I quoted is the app price for 287 & Eden

Still pissed the Taco Cabana closed.

Slicer97 said:

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Well, I wouldn't necessarily describe them as "people".

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The current population says something like 8,1xx i believe. Its projected to be over 50k by 2030. Us low lives are expanding quickly

Taco Bell/Bueno/Cabana/Casa are necessary evils to show us all how badly life can be w dysentary or we can stop being lazy and make it ourselves.

But also they serve as a coping mechanism.

Sounds like a lawsuit v Taylor Farms incoming.

Even if Goodwill was noted as having a staph outbreak, people will still go and understand that they can't autoclave every item the receive via donations.

deer corn said:

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Taco Bell/Bueno/Cabana are necessary evils to show us all how badly life can be w dysentary or we can stop being lazy and make it ourselves.

But also they serve as a coping mechanism.

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Some of these guys are trying too hard to be a food snob.

Indeed. I love to rebel and show my self loathing by a stop at Bell or Bueno.

At the end of the day, SOMETHING will kill you. If you run a marathon every quarter, were a prof athlete, access to the highest cost of health care....you gonna die and probably with cancer.

So why not go out the way you want to. I will be shutting the garage, starting my car, at 75 with margaritas and quaaludes.

Just figure it out, bro. Why would you want to live past 75-80 in this country?

deer corn said:

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Just figure it out, bro. Why would you want to live past 75-80 in this country?

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Spite.

NormanEH said:

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$1 on the app today. Expected it to be quite ass. It was actually pretty damn good!

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I took advantage of this today. I was pretty disappointed. The enchirito magic is gone. Mostly bean filling, little meat. Onions were also almost non existent, and of course no black olives

I give it a D-minus

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deer corn said:

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Just figure it out, bro. Why would you want to live past 75-80 in this country?

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Spite.

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Classic Claude!.

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Not free. Went there today and lunch was $18. Insane. 75% of the menu at Gringo's is less than $18 and they give you unlimited chips and salsa. And free ice cream.

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deer corn said:

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Just figure it out, bro. Why would you want to live past 75-80 in this country?

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Spite.

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I can respect this. I also recognize that I will probably live longer than my intentions just bc I am a ****.

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Claude! said:

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deer corn said:

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Just figure it out, bro. Why would you want to live past 75-80 in this country?

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Spite.

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I can respect this. I also recognize that I will probably live longer than my intentions just bc I am a ****.

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Yeah, it's not always up to us. My grandma turned 101 a couple weeks back, and she's been ready to die for several years now; her body just isn't ready to go.

The garage will have a gap and won't truly harbor the CO needed. I know it's coming.

Then I will be that bitter ***** of an old lady telling orderlyies not to touch me and I can bathe myself.

I'll still get some quualudes and hope for the best.

https://house.fandom.com/wiki/Son_of_Coma_Guy

This episode had a lot of discussions about how Coma Guy could commit suicide without it being too obvious. Not sure he went with the best option but it was a really interesting episode.

deer corn said:

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The garage will have a gap and won't truly harbor the CO needed. I know it's coming.

Then I will be that bitter ***** of an old lady telling orderlyies not to touch me and I can bathe myself.

I'll still get some quualudes and hope for the best.

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Gotta get an older car. The new ones don't emit the CO2 or enough of it or blah blah blah it ruined my elderly plans too.

713nervy said:

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deer corn said:

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The garage will have a gap and won't truly harbor the CO needed. I know it's coming.

Then I will be that bitter ***** of an old lady telling orderlyies not to touch me and I can bathe myself.

I'll still get some quualudes and hope for the best.

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Gotta get an older car. The new ones don't emit the CO2 or enough of it or blah blah blah it ruined my elderly plans too.

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I'm in for some sort of reverse tontine or whatever to get this all done together.

713nervy said:

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deer corn said:

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The garage will have a gap and won't truly harbor the CO needed. I know it's coming.

Then I will be that bitter ***** of an old lady telling orderlyies not to touch me and I can bathe myself.

I'll still get some quualudes and hope for the best.

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Gotta get an older car. The new ones don't emit the CO2 or enough of it or blah blah blah it ruined my elderly plans too.

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CO, not CO2, is the deadly gas in the exhaust.