HELICOPTER WANTED!!!

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CharleyKerfeld
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I've got a company you should call.

They previously handled the Catalina F8cking Wine Mixer

sam callahan
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This is why I don't give wedding presents until after the ceremony.

1) The more elaborate the wedding, the higher the likelihood that the marriage is short-lived.

2) They either already have too much money to burn or not enough sense to manage what they do get.
Mega Lops
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CoreyG20 said:

Ok well thanks for your opinion but this was actually my idea and our honeymoon was gifted to us so we dont have to pay for that. Go be a jackass elsewhere
yikes.

You willingly admit you are arranging a death trap stunt for your bride to be?

Or maybe lying about it?

Flaunting privilege by bragging about a honeymoon gifted to you?

Furthermore I'm shocked you don't have any mentors or trusted friends to tell you how bad of an idea this is.

And I'm the jackass for helping you not make mistakes.
Gunny456
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I don't know where you are going to get married but if it's around the Texas hill country you can contact Holt Helicopters in
Uvalde. Larry and his son Dusty are great folks.
I have used them for many projects and they always deliver.
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CharleyKerfeld
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Mega Lops said:



And I'm the jackass

Where can I get this framed?
Gunny456
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For crying out loud. Let the man do what he wants. He has a lot higher risk of being killed in a car wreck going to his wedding than flying in a helicopter.
I've spent lots of hours in a chopper doing animal capture, game counts and filming for boat stuff. I don't think about how it might go cause I'm a believer that when God calls you home it's happening no matter what.
The Bible says not to tempt God but most is out of our control anyway.
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maroon barchetta
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Agree with everything but that last bit of nonsense.
Gunny456
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You believe what you want. I'll believe what I want. You saying it's nonsense means absolutely nothing to me. That's on you. God gives us free will to make our own choices.
The same as the young man wanting to have the chopper. Pretty simple.
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CharleyKerfeld
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Does the minister or the best man get to yell this?

Ogre09
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dabo man said:

Will the copter be at the ceremony so that guests can tie beer cans to it and write on the windshield in shaving cream?
maroon barchetta
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Gunny456 said:

You believe what you want. I'll believe what I want. You saying it's nonsense means absolutely nothing to me. That's on you. God gives us free will to make our own choices.
The same as the young man wanting to have the chopper. Pretty simple.



When a gangbanger fleeing in a police chase crashes into a family and kills them all, God didn't decide to "call them home".

When a veteran who is incredibly depressed decides to take his own life, God didn't tell him "hey, I'm calling you home, go ahead and put the gun in your mouth".

When a child fights pediatric cancer for years, having little quality of life for long stretches, especially at the end, God didn't do that.

Sorry, freewill choice doesn't play a role in this when people die in the scenarios I mentioned, and neither does God "calling them home".

It's ok for you to be wrong. It's your freewill choice.
IIIHorn
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maroon barchetta said:

Gunny456 said:

You believe what you want. I'll believe what I want. You saying it's nonsense means absolutely nothing to me. That's on you. God gives us free will to make our own choices.
The same as the young man wanting to have the chopper. Pretty simple.



When a gangbanger fleeing in a police chase crashes into a family and kills them all, God didn't decide to "call them home".

When a veteran who is incredibly depressed decides to take his own life, God didn't tell him "hey, I'm calling you home, go ahead and put the gun in your mouth".

When a child fights pediatric cancer for years, having little quality of life for long stretches, especially at the end, God didn't do that.

Sorry, freewill choice doesn't play a role in this when people die in the scenarios I mentioned, and neither does God "calling them home".

It's ok for you to be wrong. It's your freewill choice.


Helicopter parents.


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Gunny456
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Satan brought diseases and evil into this world but God is still in control.
And this really has nothing to do with OP's request of help finding a helicopter but you felt the need to chastise him for it.
And the free will I was talking about has only to do with believing in something or not…..totally out of context with your examples.
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dabo man
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This thread continues to deliver.
DannyDuberstein
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Does she gave a long vail or dress train? Would be a shame for her to get tangled and flung into the side of the reception hall
Gunny456
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Maybe they will get a quick start and she will just be in lingerie? Maybe join the mile high club?
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DannyDuberstein
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Think I'd want the pilot focused on flying the chopper vs tempted to free a hand to jack off
Gunny456
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A good pilot should be able multi task. My flight instructor always stressed that!
Depending if he's left handed or right…. might confuse with the collective or cyclic.
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DannyDuberstein
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I think he just tricked you into jacking off in front of him
Gunny456
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He was an old military instructor….. my multi tasking consisted of trying to keep the aircraft upright while he yelled colorful metaphors at me.
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IIIHorn
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dabo man said:

This thread continues to deliver.


Excellent takeaway on this subject!


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