At the hotel in Bryan. About to order some pepperoni rolls. Benny has never had one.

dabo man said:

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At the hotel in Bryan. About to order some pepperoni rolls. Benny has never had one.

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Welcome (back) to our country!

You don't like Braum's? Who doesn't like ice cream?

dabo man said:

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You don't like Braum's? Who doesn't like ice cream?

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I love ice cream! Braum's tastes like dootyhole. I tried it again earlier this summer because of how goofy everyone is about it and threw it away. Yuck.

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dabo man said:

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You don't like Braum's? Who doesn't like ice cream?

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I love ice cream! Braum's tastes like dootyhole. I tried it again earlier this summer because of how goofy everyone is about it and threw it away. Yuck.

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I'd expect nothing less from an Iowan.

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• I wish there were more caffeine free colas out there. It's been nearly impossible to find caffeine free diet dr pepper.

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So much this. I've only been able to find diet caffeine free cherry coke at a Safeway in the Bay Area. It should not be that hard to find this.

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713nervy said:

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dabo man said:

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You don't like Braum's? Who doesn't like ice cream?

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I love ice cream! Braum's tastes like dootyhole. I tried it again earlier this summer because of how goofy everyone is about it and threw it away. Yuck.

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I'd expect nothing less from an Iowan.

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Anyone remember Harold's Hotdogs and Ice Cream on Wellborn like 10+ years ago?

That place had the BEST ice cream

This is the universe telling you that diet drinks suck, which is true.

Dootyhole? Please tell us how you know this.

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Greetings from Atoka, OK:
City of Houseflies

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Atoka is a speed trap and so is Tushka south of Atoka.

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Stringtown is getting bad also

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Stringtown has always been a speed trap. KIowa is also a speed trap. Calera was until they built the bypass for the Choctaw Casino.

She said it's none of my business but it breaks my heart
Dropped a dozen cheap roses in my shopping cart
Made it out to the truck without breaking down
Everybody knows you in a speed trap town

Well, it's a Thursday night but theres a high school game
Sneak a bottle up the bleachers and forget my name
These 5A *******s run a shallow cross
It's a boys last dream and a man's first loss

And it never did occur to me to leave 'til tonight
There's no one left to ask if I'm alright
I'll sleep until I'm straight enough to drive, then decide
If there's anything that can't be left behind

The doctor said daddy wouldn't make it a year
But the holidays are over and he's still here
How long can they keep you in the ICU
Veins through the skin like a faded tattoo

Was a tough state trooper 'til a decade back
When that girl who wasn't mama caused his heart attack
He didn't care about us when he was walkin' around
Just pullin' women over in a speed trap town

But it never did occur to me to leave 'til tonight
When I realised he'll never be alright
Sign my name and say my last goodbye, then decide
But there's nothin' here that can't be left behind

Road got blurry when the sun came up
So I slept a couple hours in the pickup truck
Drank a cup of coffee by an Indian man
A thousand miles away from that speed trap town
A thousand miles away from that speed trap town