When I used to teach, told one of my students this,
"You're slower than dial-up."
"You're slower than dial-up."
Funny expressions you've heard over the years. Not so common ones
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Last: 9 mo ago by maroon barchetta
Boy, I felt like a 3 legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond out there.
Whos Juan said:
Boy, I felt like a 3 legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond out there.
This is hilarious. And as funny as it is, everyone can understand exactly what it means.
and I'd say most people read it in this voice.AggieArchitect04 said:Whos Juan said:
Boy, I felt like a 3 legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond out there.
This is hilarious. And as funny as it is, everyone can understand exactly what it means.
My uncle would describe something expensive as "higher than the cat's ass".
"Wouldn't give a nickel to watch Christ ride a bicycle" Grandfather used this saying to describe one old timer in the community that was overly tight with money. Never heard him direct this to anyone else but it rubbed him wrong seeing him use a team of mules all day then unharness them and turn loose without giving a bucket of grain!
"She had a face only a Mother could love"
Don Imus used to say that people he thought weren't too bright "wouldn't be bringing the potato salad to the Mensa picnic."
Is this before or after he referred to the Rutgers women's basketball team as "nappy-headed hoes" and got himself fired?
That was not a Mensa move.
That was not a Mensa move.
Friendlier than a 3 balled monkey
From an old rancher I knew in the South during my travels. Imagine them in a deep Southern post Civil War Shelby Foote style accent.
Peeing in your pants when it's cold may seem like a good idea to stay warm, but it has unintended consequences.
Also,
I would rather be beaten with a sack full of wet catfish, than to do that.
Peeing in your pants when it's cold may seem like a good idea to stay warm, but it has unintended consequences.
Also,
I would rather be beaten with a sack full of wet catfish, than to do that.
ValleyRatAg said:
Friendlier than a 3 balled monkey
Hornier than a two-peckered Billy goat.
Banging like a screen door in a hurricane.
Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.
I'd rather watch a pot of potatoes boil.
jokershady said:
Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.
A lethal dose is a lifetime supply.
"Sometimes the f-ing you get isn't worth the f-ing you get"
(The prize isn't worth consequences that go with it)
(The prize isn't worth consequences that go with it)
"I'm madder than a woodpecker on a metal pole"
Or Darrell Royalmaroon barchetta said:
Not RC's best call.
Higher than giraffe *****
Joe Schillaci 48 said:Or Darrell Royalmaroon barchetta said:
Not RC's best call.
A geologist from England toured one of our rigs.
During a conversation after the tour, the foreman said to me: "That boy don't speak English too good."
During a conversation after the tour, the foreman said to me: "That boy don't speak English too good."
Driller describing a borehole we were trying to grab a water sample from: "Dry as a popcorn fart!"
Driller from deep east Texas describing conditions on the rig deck of a barge mounted rig surrounded by 12' cane: "Its hotter down there than 3 rats f***ing in a wool sock!"
Driller from deep east Texas describing conditions on the rig deck of a barge mounted rig surrounded by 12' cane: "Its hotter down there than 3 rats f***ing in a wool sock!"
I haven't heard that second one in a long time.
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