Have an uncle by marriage who is a Brit but with his time in the Royal Marines spent a lot of time with Americans. Dude could drink anyone under the table. His saying was. "How the hell does a pint of beer turn into a gallon of piss?"

That's a more common saying than you might realize.

maroon barchetta said:

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That's a more common saying than you might realize.

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Really? It seemed unusual to me since it combines metric with imperial.

Champion of Fireball said:

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maroon barchetta said:

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That's a more common saying than you might realize.

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Really? It seemed unusual to me since it combines metric with imperial.

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Metric gallons?

Champion of Fireball said:

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maroon barchetta said:

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That's a more common saying than you might realize.

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Really? It seemed unusual to me since it combines metric with imperial.

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Is it the pint or the gallon you think is a metric unit?

Oh crap. I thought pint was metric. Guess I was wrong. Math is hard for me.

Well I proved I'm a f tard.

"Pass is caught and dropped"
"Slovacek sausage is the official sausage of Aggieland"
"He is a touchdown"

"Mama it ain't like sittin on a dead horse and eating your lunch" A saying my grandfather directed at my grandmother when she might be griping about something that may have happened around the house.

My section leader in the military whenever someone would mess up:

"That's wronger than two boys ****ing."

vmiaptetr said:

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My section leader in the military whenever someone would mess up:

"That's wronger than two boys ****ing."

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I got an "unofficial" verbal counseling on that same expression. Me not realizing there is a difference between being deployed and in garrison.

Outkicked his coverage. coworker had never heard that

don't know where we're going, but there's no use being late

useless as tits on a boar hog

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then

his/her elevator doesn't go to the top floor

Keep your eyeballs peeled

My Grandfather- "That girl is as ugly as homemade sin".

"Didn't come here to f*** spiders"

Australian saying

Great day in the mornin'!
Surly Beanie Weenies!
Boooooy, howdy!

Mr. Owen, high school US history teacher and veteran of the "Ko-rean War"

Gooder'n snuff and not dusty a bit.

7th grade football coach when trying to get us amped up for a game: "It makes your peepee hot!"

Pretty sure he'd get fired for that today.

1SG
"Alright everyone, move it in tight, nutt to butt"

My grandfathers had many.

Some of my favorites:

"It'll feel better when it quits hurtin'."

Big rain coming: "Better put a rock in your pocket, it's gonna be a turd floater." So you (the turd) wouldn't float away.

"That boy could break an anvil with a rubber mallet."

Work completed to adequate quality: "Good enough for the girl's I go with!"
(Even though he had only gone with one girl in his life, Granny and he married when he was 17 and she was 15. The only girl he went with until he passed 5 days shy of their 67th anniversary.)

There's a post on the Five star page with a LOOOOONG list of these.

https://texags.com/forums/31/topics/2619241

My dad used to say about my cousin:

"That boy could tear up a ball bearing"

You look like hammered dog *****

"Rubber Biscuit" One my L/Cpl would always say this about being cold.

Claude! said:

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You look like hammered dog *****

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I've used that to describe how I feel. Got that saying from a friend in seventh grade. He probably got it from his dad.

My grandpa use to say " Happier than a puppy with an extra pecker"!

Raining harder than a two ****ed cow pissin on a flat rock.

From one of my old bosses:

"Work smart, not hard"

"If you were going any slower you'd be going backwards" (I use that one on my son)

"Christmas will be here before you finish that project"

"It shines like a diamond in a goat's ass"

"You're ****ing killing me"

Those were some good times.

A lot of these are pretty common sayings.

You could **** up a wet dream!

Dumb as a thumb
Dumber than a bag of hammers

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1SG
"Alright everyone, move it in tight, nutt to butt"

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Had to do that when they couldn't get the cattle car out to us quick enough during a nasty lightning storm popped up at Benning. We did the Ho Chi Minh squat for 30 minutes waiting on the closet vehicles to pick us up at the range.

It's amazing how many people you can pack into a place if needed.

"Can't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the bottom"

"Colder than a witches teat"

My dad used to say "kiss my ass and call me Shorty"

My FIL used to say "He's tighter than a frog's ass. And that's waterproof."

colder than a well diggers @ss