It's a travesty that Shemar Turner, wasn't on the list. They goan lose!

A single person took out Harambe. One in the dome and game over. Fido1, Gorilla 0

FIDO*98* said:

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A single person took out Harambe. One in the dome and game over. Fido1, Gorilla 0

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maroon barchetta said:

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What about 100 Ditkas vs a gorilla?

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Well, he's dead so…

King of the Dairy Queen said:

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I could pee over a horse, if I had to.

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I can throw a football over them mountains

It's getting realer. I present to you the 100th man against the gorilla. pic.twitter.com/pAfaYl8Uow

— DME 🇳🇦 (@dme_363) April 27, 2025

The Fife said:

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King of the Dairy Queen said:

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I could pee over a horse, if I had to.

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I can throw a football over them mountains

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I can knit blankets and scarves

Rough idea of how that would go:

Are we talking dance-fight?

Mankind

Mankind

Ogre09 said:

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maroon barchetta said:

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What about 100 Ditkas vs a gorilla?

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Well, he's dead so…

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Mike Ditka is alive and well in Winetka, Illinois.

You may be confusing him with Dick Butkus, who did, indeed, pass away fairly recently.

rwtxag83 said:

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Ogre09 said:

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maroon barchetta said:

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What about 100 Ditkas vs a gorilla?

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Well, he's dead so…

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Mike Ditka is alive and well in Winetka, Illinois.

You may be confusing him with Dick Butkus, who did, indeed, pass away fairly recently.

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Ditka is alive, but he's not well.

Give the gorilla coke I say!

BoxingAg84 said:

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rwtxag83 said:

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Ogre09 said:

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maroon barchetta said:

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What about 100 Ditkas vs a gorilla?

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Well, he's dead so…

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Mike Ditka is alive and well in Winetka, Illinois.

You may be confusing him with Dick Butkus, who did, indeed, pass away fairly recently.

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Ditka is alive, but he's not well.

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Probably true. BTW, there's a good chance he doesn't actually live in Winetka, IL., either. I just pulled that place name out of a hat because it sounds like a typical Chicago burb name, like Evanston, or Waukegan.

Better question:

Can 100 gorillas beat one Chuck Norris?

Camo said:

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Better question:

Can 100 gorillas beat one Chuck Norris?

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No

Camo said:

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Better question:

Can 100 gorillas beat one Chuck Norris?

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This might possibly be the dumbest question ever asked on the internet.

Camo said:

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Better question:

Can 100 gorillas beat one Chuck Norris?

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Given the Boogie Man checks his closet for Chuck Norris, I'd say, no

Chuck would beat 98 til his fists turned blue.

Then he'd back off Jack off and beat the other 2.

Champion of Fireball said:

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Chuck would beat 98 til his fists turned blue.

Then he'd back off Jack off and beat the other 2.

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So ghey

Supposedly Mike Tyson was at a zoo in his prime when and saw a gorilla bullying another gorilla. He had to be held back from entering the gorilla habitat to take down the bully.

Realistically, Tyson gets torn in two. But he ko'd some tough mfers back in his prime. If he gets a barrage of hooks in before the gorilla grabs him, is there a chance he stuns the gorilla long enough to do fatal harm? Can a gorilla can get knocked out by a punch that has the force of a normal man swinging a baseball bat?

You'd have to have a few guys be total sacrifices to the gorilla's teeth while 20 guys pinned his arms and someone gouged his eyes out. Blind gorilla might be scarier in the short term, but ultimately you could have a lineup that holds on for dear life and chokes him out.

F. That

Me vs 100 chickfila nuggets on a fall Saturday.

4 Mexicans and a case of corona will make boots out of that gorilla.

Donkey Kong would win.

Don't rustle the gorilla's jimmies.

Bonus points for any man who yells out as he's being ripped apart...

GET YOUR STINKIN' PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!

What if one of the men is Troy McClure, star of "Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!"?
You might know him from such thrilling movies as "Gladys the Groovy Mule" and "The President's Neck is Missing."

Me vs 100 lipstick lesbians. I lose every time. Do I get a 100 chances? Yes please.

The Planet of The Apes of Wrath

During another Dust Bowl, they all migrate to California, live in shacks and pick fruit.

IIIHorn said:

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The Planet of The Apes of Wrath

During another Dust Bowl, they all migrate to California, live in shacks and pick fruit.

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And bore people to death with a book about it.