How long do you spend on the can?

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In reply to Aggie Therapist • 11:17a, 2/5/25
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https://www.amazon.com/Yerba-Prima-Daily-Fiber-12/dp/B000QYBMUC

You're welcome. Saves TP too for all y'all without robot bidets.
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3:03p, 2/5/25
You're not suppose to be sitting on the toilet for a long time as it can cause hemorrhoids. The shape of the toilet seat puts pressure on the anus and rectum, which can cause the veins to swell.
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In reply to Lex • 3:35p, 2/5/25
They make sit/stand desks. Maybe they need sit/stand toilets? This is a million dollar idea! [/Kramer, probably]
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 3:55p, 2/5/25
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In reply to Aggie Therapist • 4:40p, 2/5/25
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Aggie Therapist said:
Heroin?

Can't you just snort Zoloft like everyone else!
I've tried Zoloft. It had me running to the can all the time.

Heroin is better because it binds you up.
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In reply to YokelRidesAgain • 4:43p, 2/5/25
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Lexapro and chill
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In reply to YokelRidesAgain • 6:33p, 2/5/25
Ever heard of Irinotecan?
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 7:08p, 2/5/25
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What's a good distortion pedal dammit!
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In reply to Aggie Therapist • 7:18p, 2/5/25
I don't know! I haven't entered that door yet.
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In reply to Scoopen Skwert • 11:34a, 2/6/25
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Scoopen Skwert said:
I quit drinking, run every day, eat 5 small snacks and drink 100 plus ounces of water. Now I'm in an out. Unless I'm in public and got someone to talk to in the other stall. Kinda weird that only about 1 in a 1000 will actually talk back to me.

It's really fun when I can speak to someone in my broken Spanish. Como se dice? "Damn that sure does stink!"
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 7:06p, 2/6/25
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How could you **** standing up?!?

That sounds impossible or at least very messy.
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In reply to AggieArchitect04 • 7:14p, 2/6/25
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Wouldn't the poop get stuck on the inner cheeks and inchworm down your legs?
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7:59p, 2/6/25
It's still in the design phase.

I'm gonna need to consult an astronaut to see what they use.
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In reply to AggieArchitect04 • 8:52p, 2/6/25
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AggieArchitect04 said:
How could you **** standing up?!?

That sounds impossible or at least very messy.


Never had norovirus, I see.
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