Aggie Dad 26 said:

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Aggie Therapist said:

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Hotel California

"Cool Whip in my hair"

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Good Lord

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Splooshing is an accepted lifestyle now......stop being so judgemental.

gabehcoud said:

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Teslag said:

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"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a dooosh…"

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another boner in the night

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Such a weird coincidence. I looked up the lyrics today at 8:13 AM

I misunderstand the lyrics of most songs.

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

In a gadda davida.

Body like a back road
Drivin' with my assh*le
I know every curve like the back of my hand
Doin' 15 in a 30
I ain't in no hurry
I'ma take it slow just as fast as I can

I'm not talkin bout blue linen.

I remember finding out about Jews

Four letter woman

When I was learning to fly my flight instructor would always sing.." There's a tear in my beer, cause I got no landing gear." When I was setting up for landing.
I could never listen to that song again without hearing that …. But I never forgot to put the gear down.

Diamond Dave singing about an Etch-a-Sketch in "Little Guitars."

Hub `93 said:

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Diamond Dave singing about an Etch-a-Sketch in "Little Guitars."

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Good one! I am going to look up those lyrics I still don't know what he is talking about.

Song by
Van Halen

Señorita, I'm in trouble again
And I can't get free (Señorita)
You're exactly what the doctor ordered
Come on, talk to me (ahh)

Can't crow, before I'm out of the woods
But there's exceptions to the rule (ah-ahh)
Señorita, do you need a friend?
I'm in love with you

Catch as catch, catch as catch
Can anybody in their right mind could see
It's you and me?
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

You say you're lonesome, just getting by
But you turn your eyes from me
Be sure you're hurting long before you cry
'Cause, you've got me

Catch as catch, catch as catch
Can anybody in their right mind could see
You and me?

Catch as catch, catch as catch
And when I see you and your little guitars, sing to me

I can see you don't know which way to turn
But the sun still shines (Señorita)
Don't you know that you can dance with me
Anytime? (Ahh)

Can't crow, before I'm out of the woods
There's exceptions to the rule (ah-ahh)
Señorita, do you need a friend?
I'm in love with you

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I always thought it was "Can't just get, can't just get your gun"

IIIHorn said:

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You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

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Four hundred children and a crop in the field.

Demon Spawn used to sing "You can call me green beans" instead of " You can call me queen bee" when hearing the Lorde song "Royals."

Shoulda Been a Cowboy - Toby Keith (RIP): "wearin my six shooter" sounds a whole lot like "wearin my sex shoe"

"Countin' the head lice on the highway" - Elton John's Tiny Dancer

Aerials by System of a Down. Belted along for years singing Aliens, in the sky...

Sucking on chilli dogs

Hello....can you hear me? ........kiss the ring

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

IIIHorn said:

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You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

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Four hundred children, and a crop in the field.

TxSquarebody said:

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"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

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Funny fact.

That line isn't always misheard.

The letter B
Letter B
Letter B
Letter B
Whisper the words of wisdom
Letter B

This may be limited to me but I always thought Haddaway was singing:

What is love?
Blame it on her feet, blame it on her feet
come on

Also the first time I heard the Daft Punk "Up all night to get lucky" I heard:

"Up all Mexican lucky" but at least I was watching a show once that corroborated the same thing.

Come on in, baby takes your clothes off.

I was like 20 when I realized it was coat. Didn't quite have the same luster after that.

The one song I've butchered the most would be
Californication -RHCP

"Hey there Sgt Mary"
"Hot coals are booooorn"

Beyonc's All the Single Ladies: my daughter sang,
All the Single Lettuce

And for the Pledge of Allegiance instead of One and indivisible it was One and in the vegetables'

Idk. Thats what i got. I sang electric boobs too

Yer the reason God made Okinawa

TxSquarebody said:

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"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

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Well, you beat me to it. I was going to post that. Then there's the obvious, anything you want to sing to Louie Louie

bobcat90 said:

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Beyonc's All the Single Ladies: my daughter sang,
All the Single Lettuce

And for the Pledge of Allegiance instead of One and indivisible it was One and in the vegetables'

Idk. Thats what i got. I sang electric boobs too

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Re: Pledge

"and to the republic for Richard Stands"......never did know who he was.

He was an important dude! Obvi!!

I was certain I was butchering "In Bloom" by Nirvana

And then I looked up the lyrics and it turns out he really does say "sell the kids for food". Lol