I was singing Canada Dry instead of Kind of a Drag.

The alphabet song

elemental

Ol' Saint Cuervo, you are a friend of mine...

He gave me a piece of my sandwich.

I had a buddy that thought "Witchy Woman" was "Pinche Woman." He was from South Texas so we gave him a pass.

For years, I thought it was "400 Children in a crop in the field." Not sure when I figured that out but it seems to be very commonly misheard.

A friend of mine thought it was, "Dirty Deeds and the Dungeon's free."

This same person mishears quite a few song lyrics.

My now 14 year old daughter thought Billy Joel was singing about a "tonic engine", not a "tonic and gin."

Groovin' -- Young Rascals

Life will be ecstasy
You and me and Leslie

I was disappointed when I found out those weren't the actual lyrics.

Smoke on the water
Fire in disguise

Flashdance.

Whereas the correct lyric was, "Take your passion, and make it happen", then 14-year old me heard, "Take your pants off, and make it happen."

ELO's "Evil Woman" sounds like "He's A Woman"

Nowadays that makes sense.