Did you make it through the first date?
Six months in? A year? 20 years?
Six months in? A year? 20 years?
How long before you farted in front of your spouse/partner?
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Last: 1 mo ago by Gunny456
It will be 25 years of marriage in July. It was after our 3rd date when she sat on my lap, kissed me, and proceeded to fart whilst on my lap.
Shortly after she took a dump on my chest.
Approx three years before our first date. We were friends long before we dated and I am sure she heard me fart on a camping trip or something.
gigemags-99 said:
It will be 25 years of marriage in July. It was after our 3rd date when she sat on my lap, kissed me, and proceeded to fart whilst on my lap.
Hot.
3rd date, she stayed over and I walked to the other other side of the house because tile throughout. Did not help. Echoed all the way back to her.
EFE said:
3rd date, she stayed over and I walked to the other other side of the house because tile throughout. Did not help. Echoed all the way back to her.
EFE said:
3rd date, she stayed over and I walked to the other other side of the house because tile throughout. Did not help. Echoed all the way back to her.
Flutterblaster
Nope, never if I could help it. But food poisoning in Mexico with little sound insulation wrecked that for a couple days.
713nervy said:
Nope, never if I could help it. But food poisoning in Mexico with little sound insulation wrecked that for a couple days.
You're missing out. Farts make the world go 'round. And he will love you forever.
I think it was Garry Shandling on the Tonight Show years ago who told a joke about his friend who finally married his long time girlfriend. When questioned why he finally decided to tie the knot, he said "I got tired of holding in my gas".
I was on the can in the bathroom, vent on, door closed. My wife texts me from the kitchen..
"I can hear your popcorn ****s from in here."
"I can hear your popcorn ****s from in here."
Good God I can't even remember the first time we made love.
southernboy1 said:
Good God I can't even remember the first time we made love.
Really? That can't be true
Just wait til you get to listen to your spouse doing colonoscopy prep.713nervy said:
Nope, never if I could help it. But food poisoning in Mexico with little sound insulation wrecked that for a couple days.
Like a week?
I had a roommate who used to say you knew your relationship was really getting serious when you were willing to fart in front of each other. I was telling that to a friend of my wife after she asked us how we each knew the other was "the one". When I told her, she said "so does that mean our battles are healthy?"
first date, and I we sat so long at the restaurant I even told her I had swamp ass.AggieArchitect04 said:
Did you make it through the first date?
Six months in? A year? 20 years?
Gotta set those expectations right away.
gigemags-99 said:713nervy said:
Nope, never if I could help it. But food poisoning in Mexico with little sound insulation wrecked that for a couple days.
You're missing out. Farts make the world go 'round. And he will love you forever.
God, no. I'd like for my partner to desire to have sex with me. I'm not his bro.
Our second date. I had been holding it for hours and it finally reached critical mass so I tried to walk away from her to let it out. She asked why I'm acting so weird so I told her the truth in which she replied, "just do it". It was the biggest fart I've ever ripped and we still laugh about it 30 years later.
713nervy said:
Nope, never if I could help it. But food poisoning in Mexico with little sound insulation wrecked that for a couple days.
You are a good woman,
After we met in Oct, we decided to go somewhere for a long Thanksgiving break.
We were spooning and I needed to fart, and I announced it to diffuse the embarrassment. The rest is history
He's says it's the best memory ever
We were spooning and I needed to fart, and I announced it to diffuse the embarrassment. The rest is history
He's says it's the best memory ever
That's hilarious!
Maybe the first time I stayed at her place? She was in college still, I was way past it. She thought it was funny, but it was just a ploy.
Now the tuba section plays when I go the bed, and I chuckle. Then from way on the other in the house I hear, "That's so gross!" It's our game.
Maybe the first time I stayed at her place? She was in college still, I was way past it. She thought it was funny, but it was just a ploy.
Now the tuba section plays when I go the bed, and I chuckle. Then from way on the other in the house I hear, "That's so gross!" It's our game.
glad someone on this thread isnt absolute trash713nervy said:gigemags-99 said:713nervy said:
Nope, never if I could help it. But food poisoning in Mexico with little sound insulation wrecked that for a couple days.
You're missing out. Farts make the world go 'round. And he will love you forever.
God, no. I'd like for my partner to desire to have sex with me. I'm not his bro.
Crop dusting
Hall of Fame moment:aznaggiegirl07 said:
After we met in Oct, we decided to go somewhere for a long Thanksgiving break.
We were spooning and I needed to fart, and I announced it to diffuse the embarrassment. The rest is history
He's says it's the best memory ever
While spooning, I farted hard enough that it went through her thighs and made a secondary fart.
It's been tough to match that…
"Real skill comes without effort"
- Mu Bai
Now that's some serious colon blow.
Probably like the 3rd time I spent the night at her place. She let one rip in the bathroom and I said "thank you for the permission" and blasted a good one lol
FTA Class of 1988
That was a dude.
Girls don't do that.
Girls don't do that.
My brother-in-law says he has never heard his wife fart. They have been married over 50 yrs. Hard to believe
The first night she stayed over. Come January it will be 30 years.
Only like 5 minutes ago. Oh, I read that wrong.
I have never farted in front of my girlfriend in over 5 years, UNLESS I farted in my sleep...which is definitely a possibility. I think I've woken myself up before from that.
I did have to ask her for a plunger at one point the first year we dated. That was pretty embarrassing but I guess not a dealbreaker for her.
I did have to ask her for a plunger at one point the first year we dated. That was pretty embarrassing but I guess not a dealbreaker for her.
Gric said:
My brother-in-law says he has never heard his wife fart. They have been married over 50 yrs. Hard to believe
He is obviously deaf.
Southlake said:Hall of Fame moment:aznaggiegirl07 said:
After we met in Oct, we decided to go somewhere for a long Thanksgiving break.
We were spooning and I needed to fart, and I announced it to diffuse the embarrassment. The rest is history
He's says it's the best memory ever
While spooning, I farted hard enough that it went through her thighs and made a secondary fart.
It's been tough to match that…
She was spooning you… Was the strapon still in?
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