Ticket pull mayhem - farts

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6:50p, 11/18/24
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It's never good standing in line after a handful of folks had Freebirds.
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toucan82
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7:07p, 11/18/24
speak for yourself
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7:09p, 11/18/24
crap, wrong username
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In reply to toucan82 • 7:19p, 11/18/24
tootcan82?
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7:30p, 11/18/24
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This thread smells like nervy
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In reply to C@LAg • 9:47p, 11/18/24
C@LAg said:
tootcan82?

Punctuated with a semicolon.


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In reply to toucan82 • 6:14a, 11/19/24
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toucan82 said:
crap, wrong username



That usually comes after the farts
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1:50p, 11/20/24
Cool day - many wind breakers…
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1:57p, 11/20/24
Any Egyptians in line named Tootinkhommon?


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2:18p, 11/20/24
Unrelated, but when we have family get-togethers, I like to go up to one of my brothers and tell him something like "If I were a boxer, I'd be Gaseous Clay" or "If I were a Roman general, I'd be Poo-lius Caesar", then fart and walk away.
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3:14p, 11/20/24
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Ha Ha Ha someone posted a thread and there are unclever puns about farting.

Classic texags!!!!!!1111111oneonewon
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In reply to Claude! • 3:35p, 11/20/24
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Claude! said:
Unrelated, but when we have family get-togethers, I like to go up to one of my brothers and tell him something like "If I were a boxer, I'd be Gaseous Clay" or "If I were a Roman general, I'd be Poo-lius Caesar", then fart and walk away.



You sound like a rotten egg.

Probably smell like one too.
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In reply to Al Bula • 4:00p, 11/20/24
Al Bula said:
Ha Ha Ha someone posted a thread and there are unclever puns about farting.

Classic texags!!!!!!1111111oneonewon
Do you plan to make up for this by posting a derivative thread about farding?


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In reply to IIIHorn • 4:13p, 11/20/24
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IIIHorn said:
Al Bula said:
Ha Ha Ha someone posted a thread and there are unclever puns about farting.

Classic texags!!!!!!1111111oneonewon
Do you plan to make up for this by posting a derivative thread about farding?


I can't speak for him, but I offer to pay my penance using farthing as currency.
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In reply to Burdizzo • 4:26p, 11/20/24
Burdizzo said:
IIIHorn said:
Al Bula said:
Ha Ha Ha someone posted a thread and there are unclever puns about farting.

Classic texags!!!!!!1111111oneonewon
Do you plan to make up for this by posting a derivative thread about farding?


I can't speak for him, but I offer to pay my penance using farthing as currency.
Go farth and conquer.
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5:46p, 11/20/24
I recently discovered this was a thing (not intentionally, I swear)

NSFW Cake Farting
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In reply to TequilaMockingbird • 7:52a, 11/21/24
Can the offender be charged with battery?
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toucan82
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In reply to IIIHorn • 10:39a, 11/21/24
More like buttery
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In reply to toucan82 • 12:38p, 11/21/24
toucan82 said:
More like buttery
You are hereby awarded with a pat.
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2:17p, 11/21/24
Best day ever
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