Ticket pull mayhem - farts

Cromagnum

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6:50p, 11/18/24

AG

It's never good standing in line after a handful of folks had Freebirds.

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7:07p, 11/18/24

speak for yourself

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7:09p, 11/18/24

crap, wrong username

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In reply to toucan82 • 7:19p, 11/18/24

tootcan82?

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7:30p, 11/18/24

AG

This thread smells like nervy

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In reply to C@LAg • 9:47p, 11/18/24

C@LAg said:
tootcan82?

Punctuated with a semicolon.

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In reply to toucan82 • 6:14a, 11/19/24

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toucan82 said:
crap, wrong username

That usually comes after the farts

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1:50p, 11/20/24

Cool day - many wind breakers…

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1:57p, 11/20/24

Any Egyptians in line named Tootinkhommon?

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2:18p, 11/20/24

Unrelated, but when we have family get-togethers, I like to go up to one of my brothers and tell him something like "If I were a boxer, I'd be Gaseous Clay" or "If I were a Roman general, I'd be Poo-lius Caesar", then fart and walk away.

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3:14p, 11/20/24

AG

Ha Ha Ha someone posted a thread and there are unclever puns about farting.

Classic texags!!!!!!1111111oneonewon

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In reply to Claude! • 3:35p, 11/20/24

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Claude! said:
Unrelated, but when we have family get-togethers, I like to go up to one of my brothers and tell him something like "If I were a boxer, I'd be Gaseous Clay" or "If I were a Roman general, I'd be Poo-lius Caesar", then fart and walk away.

You sound like a rotten egg.

Probably smell like one too.

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In reply to Al Bula • 4:00p, 11/20/24

Al Bula said:
Ha Ha Ha someone posted a thread and there are unclever puns about farting.

Classic texags!!!!!!1111111oneonewon

Do you plan to make up for this by posting a derivative thread about farding?

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In reply to IIIHorn • 4:13p, 11/20/24

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IIIHorn said:
Al Bula said:
Ha Ha Ha someone posted a thread and there are unclever puns about farting.

Classic texags!!!!!!1111111oneonewon
Do you plan to make up for this by posting a derivative thread about farding?

I can't speak for him, but I offer to pay my penance using farthing as currency.

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In reply to Burdizzo • 4:26p, 11/20/24

Burdizzo said:
IIIHorn said:
Al Bula said:
Ha Ha Ha someone posted a thread and there are unclever puns about farting.

Classic texags!!!!!!1111111oneonewon
Do you plan to make up for this by posting a derivative thread about farding?

I can't speak for him, but I offer to pay my penance using farthing as currency.

Go farth and conquer.

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5:46p, 11/20/24

I recently discovered this was a thing (not intentionally, I swear)

NSFW Cake Farting

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In reply to TequilaMockingbird • 7:52a

Can the offender be charged with battery?