Woke up at 4 a.m.

Took morning cocktail of drugs.

Bought my ticket to the Arkansas 2A state volleyball championship in Hot Springs, Ar.

Local high school volleyball team is making their sixth straight appearance in the state championship game.

Peddle hula hoops.

High school football tonight.

Have a great day y'all!!

- sup buttholes
- too much pumpkinator last night
- should probably throw some clothes in suitcase
- IAH to SAN
- afternoon beers
- dinner in LaJolla
- hotel boobs
- rock show tomorrow
- later gaywads

Say hi to whichever Aggie softball player it is that transferred to SDSU that the Tine board mentioned.

Tell her she's a two-percenter.

Went to bed a little late bit slept in the same position all night. Woke up 45 minutes before alarm so that's something.

Busy day ahead.

Let's see if people want to make better choices today.

• Gym done
• Slightly hungover
• Our local doughnut place makes a really good cinnamon roll
• Might plant spinach and cilantro

World Vegan Day
Deck the Everything Day
Scented Candle Day
All Saint's Day
National Jersey Friday - if you ain't in my jersey...

Reminder that the GB Secret Santa (not to be confused with Secrete Santa) is open for sign-ups, LINK HERE.

Christmas trees go up the day after Thanksgiving and one minute before.

Claude! said:

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aznaggiegirl07 said:

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Christmas tree goes up TODAY (Yes, I am one of those people)

Heres a picture of my handsome boy in his "costume" last night

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Really needed a Detroit Tigers hat to finish off the Magnum PI look.

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Not in the hospital

2 nurses were sad I was leaving. "She is always so nice and says thank you if we don't hurt her being her "vampires."
"Can't you send someone else home first? She would be so fun tonight for Halloween! Did you know she went to the gift shop yesterday and bought loose candy for us?"

"She went there to buy books, candy is just a treat."

- Can ovaries explode?! I'm afraid to Google it.
- Made an OB appt and left a message for my doctor's nurse. "Hi, I just need you to call me back and tell me that my ovary isn't about to explode because it feels like it's about to. I don't even know if that can happen - can ovaries explode? As you can see, I *might* be starting to panic a little and hearing that my ovary cannot explode from an educated person like yourself would go a long way to calm my nerves. Okay thanks bye!"
- I think a lot of the back pain I've been experiencing for the last few months has actually been whatever this ovary situation is

Ovary.

713nervy said:

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- Can ovaries explode?! I'm afraid to Google it.
- Made an OB appt and left a message for my doctor's nurse. "Hi, I just need you to call me back and tell me that my ovary isn't about to explode because it feels like it's about to. I don't even know if that can happen - can ovaries explode? As you can see, I *might* be starting to panic a little and hearing that my ovary cannot explode from an educated person like yourself would go a long way to calm my nerves. Okay thanks bye!"
- I think a lot of the back pain I've been experiencing for the last few months has actually been whatever this ovary situation is

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I hope you get ovary this without any complications.

Maybe gall bladder? Kidney stone?

day after halloween all like:

Nashville ****ing rocks! Can't believe this is our first time here.

She's being a bit ovary dramatic.

Ovaries might not burst but an ovarian cyst can. And since it was just Halloween, the dermoid variety can have teeth and hair.

1:30 in, The Sopranos explains all things ovarian

Oh, puns!

Evil Callie is five years old today. She lives to damage (or outright destroy) those things that matter to me. She's taken out three sets of blinds, a lamp, chewed up an HDMI cable, destroyed the grill of a Marshall amp, and on and on. She is VERY lucky to be so cute.