I would love to butcher a song with you. Drunk people don't care. We can sing Islands in the Stream… but you have to be Kenny Rogers.

Lex said:

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I would love to butcher a song with you. Drunk people don't care. We can sing Islands in the Stream… but you have to be Kenny Rogers.

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No amount of liquor will ever have me sing again. Ever. I sing in front of my kid and thats it. Not even in front of my husband.

Ou don't have to sing at the pretend party. Or if it ever happens, the real one. You can just chill with me and tell me stories about all the beautiful places you been and gelato.

You know it! But only if you tell stories about how you woulda sat next to me on the bench seat of the truck.

The Chicken Ranch said:

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You know it! But only if you tell stories about how you woulda sat next to me on the bench seat of the truck.

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Bet!

Spicy McHaggis said:

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"The Spicy McHaggis Jig". You'll know what I'll be doing afterwards once you hear the song.

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Taking a dump in a plastic bag and leaving it on the sidewalk?

Spicy McHaggis said:

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"The Spicy McHaggis Jig". You'll know what I'll be doing afterwards once you hear the song.

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I didn't understand a word they said. So I looked up the lyrics.

I'd sing "I Don't Wanna Wait" by David Guetta. When not singing I'd be finding a girl with the most amazingly full kissable lips and hoping I'd get an hour or three testing them out.

Looking for Love- Johnny Lee

Long Cool Woman In a Black Dress The Hollies. Guaranteed to get lots of GREAT TUNE comments and high fives.


Or if you have someone willing to sing backup, another Hollies tune, but the Linda Ronstadt version is more memorable, I Can't let Go :

"I've Always Been Crazy" by Waylon Jennings.
Definitely sipping a nice glass of red wine. Maybe doing some other stuff as well.

I would just sing the song Merle did about my life.. 'Going Where The Lonely Go"

The CN and I could do a duet on The Perfect Country And Western Song.

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Spicy McHaggis said:

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"The Spicy McHaggis Jig". You'll know what I'll be doing afterwards once you hear the song.

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Taking a dump in a plastic bag and leaving it on the sidewalk?

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If the situation dictates…

Depends on the vibe.

If the Texags party has a cool IDGAF vibe you will hear me bust out AHA Take on me (and yes I can hit the notes)

If we are pushing more of a classic rock vibe you will either hear some ac/DC Shoot to Thrill or Queen's Don't Stop Me Now

If we need to bring it down a notch Michael Buble Feelin Good

Or if it's a family friendly atmosphere I would grab one of you ladies to sing "A Whole New World" with.

Lex?
Nervy?

I do love Michael Buble.

I'm really sad no one has said "Friends in Low Places"

Noone says they are going to sing it.

But someone always does.

Usually about 3/4 of the way through the night once the room is sufficiently drunk.

It's a favorite of mine.

I'll sing with you. If you can deal with Poppy from Trolls(Anna Kendrick) high voice, I got you.

Do You Wanna Taste It-Wig Wam

I do a fair rendition of "Tequila".

Too Drunk to Karaoke! Sooner or later, this happens also!

RIP, Bubba and Toby.