Most of my aunts and uncles "took the shuttle" from the hotel to my sister's wedding, only to realize as it whizzed past that there was no shuttle to her wedding. The fact that everyone else on the shuttle was Asian didn't clue them in apparently.
Yeah I thought the whole point of getting married was to not have to wrap your meat anymore.maroon barchetta said:
Did the bbq contain latex?
I'm reporting this to Tree Hugger so he can sue you for infringing on his Those Cousins stories.vin1041 said:
At cousins daughter shotgun wedding. Ceremony and reception held under the carport of the grooms parents mobile home.
Guest seated at tables set up on the gravel drive way.
They really splurged on the food though. Cake and sandwich trays from Walmart.
vin1041 said:
At cousins daughter shotgun wedding. Ceremony and reception held under the carport of the grooms parents mobile home.
Guest seated at tables set up on the gravel drive way.
They really splurged on the food though. Cake and sandwich trays from Walmart.
Purple, of course, was immediate penetration.Quote:
I went to a pandemic outdoor wedding with color coded wristbands indicating what level of comfort you had being around others, green was open to handshakes and hugs, yellow was okay with fist bumps or elbow bumps, red was no contact whatsoever
HAHAHAHABeer Baron said:Purple, of course, was immediate penetration.Quote:
I went to a pandemic outdoor wedding with color coded wristbands indicating what level of comfort you had being around others, green was open to handshakes and hugs, yellow was okay with fist bumps or elbow bumps, red was no contact whatsoever
Tecolote said:We had another wedding reception feed many of our guests. Our reception was at the Club Giraud in SA and parking was somehow shared with another reception at another place adjacent/near to the Club. A whole bunch of our wedding party just followed the crowd, got in line for food and drinks and after a while they were wondering why they didn't recognize more people and where we were - and then one friend looked at the embossed napkins and says "holy ****, we're at the wrong reception"Ginormus Ag said:
They had their own private dinner in another building for 3 hours. We were supposed to be served food and drinks at the same time, but the caterer didn't get that instruction, was the excuse.
Ah...a Latina.CoachtobeNamed$$$ said:
My own wedding.
I flew down for the ceremony. We would take her car and drive back upstate to where I was living and working after our wedding night.
The ceremony goes fine. We have the reception at her parents house. I ask her about the car and she tells me she hid it in a neighbors garage down the street so it wouldn't get "dressed up" as I was expecting.
Things are winding down and we go outside and there's her car all dressed up. Everyone followed us out and in a jovial mood. She turns around and absolutely goes ballistic. Screaming, yelling every curse word in the book. I remember clearly everyone's mouth open in shock and their big eyes at her tirade. I was embarrassed as hell.
Marriage didn't last a year. Her own father told me months before the wedding that he felt she wanted to marry to get out of the house and the RGV. Should have listened to him.
I went to a wedding for some people I didn't know at all in Colorado. Apparently it was well known in their group that the bride was a virgin and the groom was not. They painted things like "good luck walking tomorrow" on the car. I'm sure her father was amused.MouthBQ98 said:
Was at a friend' wedding where his brothers had been engaged in a one-up contest on wedding pranks and they all but wrecked his wife's car "decorating" it at the reception. It was over the top stupid.
HarleySpoon said:
Only watched the hour long video which is publicly viewable on Youtube….but I'm not providing a link:
My wife's grandparents' wedding in 1938 Germany. Dozens of large swastika flags they walk under and swastika flags on the cars. Everyone hail hitlering one another, dozens of guests in SS and regular German army uniforms…including the groom.
EastSideAg2002 said:
Second hand story from SIL
Wedding she went to almost didnt happen. Up into the last minute it was in limbo when it came out during the night before that the groom had been slamming one of the bridesmaids up until a few months before the wedding.
You are wise.Ag with kids said:Ah...a Latina.CoachtobeNamed$$$ said:
My own wedding.
I flew down for the ceremony. We would take her car and drive back upstate to where I was living and working after our wedding night.
The ceremony goes fine. We have the reception at her parents house. I ask her about the car and she tells me she hid it in a neighbors garage down the street so it wouldn't get "dressed up" as I was expecting.
Things are winding down and we go outside and there's her car all dressed up. Everyone followed us out and in a jovial mood. She turns around and absolutely goes ballistic. Screaming, yelling every curse word in the book. I remember clearly everyone's mouth open in shock and their big eyes at her tirade. I was embarrassed as hell.
Marriage didn't last a year. Her own father told me months before the wedding that he felt she wanted to marry to get out of the house and the RGV. Should have listened to him.
Say no more.
Probably didn't help that he called him "boy" as he handed over his trash.ENG said:
Not exactly cringy but awkward as hell.
Wedding during pandemic, Oct 2020. Average size wedding but everyone was all over the place as far as pandemic accessories. Most with required masks but a lot of renegade "no maskers", including the bride and groom. Before the ceremony (picture high rise hotel type venue with an outdoor veranda). People are gathered in the lobby with light Hors d'Oeuvres and drinks.
People begin vacating the lobby out to the veranda to be seated for the ceremony.
One gentleman was looking to dispose of his trash and walked by a black gentleman fully protected with face shield, safety glasses under the shield, smocks, rubber gloves, the whole 9 yards. The gentleman (partner at the groom's company) handed the other man his trash.
The fully protected gentleman then declared that he was a guest of the bride. Not only was he a guest, the owner of the practice where the bride worked. Yes, partner dude thought he was the help (along with his wife that was fully protected standing right next to him)