How many workplace dalliances occur while out of town?

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HollywoodBQ
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For about 7 years I was involved with the quarterly new hire training program for our sales teams. During that time, I trained 800 Systems Engineers and the students were about 5% female. So not a lot of opportunity for hi-jinks.

I did have one pleasantly plump 5'11" gal with massive cans who was flirting with me the whole time and there was definitely some opportunity but when part of her sales pitch is that her husband was a Marine, nah, I don't think so. Then a couple years later, I saw her and her husband at a Sales Kickoff in Vegas and it was really awkward. We hugged like we were old friends or something and I shook the dude's hand but never said, hey buddy, your wife definitely made herself available. Maybe he already knew, who knows.

We did some combined training with the Sales Account Execs and there were probably 2x the number of Sales Reps vs. SEs and maybe 25% of th Sales Reps were female.

The first day of the combined training course always ended with dinner at this crappy Mexican joint within walking distance of the office and the hotel. Needless to say, free food (even if it was crappy) and free drinks got people lubed up pretty well. Then the only high cost activity we did was at one point during dinner the Worldwide Sales Leader would make a speech and we'd do a shot of Patron. Maybe 150+ people at these dinners.

I saw one hookup between a male SE and a female AE where they just couldn't keep their hands off each other. It was really awkward because it was so over the top. There was always lots of flirting by the females in this male dominated group but that was the only one that was just out of control.

The other one that was ridiculous was the time one guy got kicked out of the training due to a sexual harassment issue.

Apparently during the first day, this SE guy took a liking to one of the sales gals. And during the whole Mexican dinner and Patron shot, he felt like they were hitting it off. He gets her phone number and the texting/sexting commences.

The story I got from one of the gals who was involved with kicking him out was that they texted back and forth a little bit and then, he sent her a ridiculous number of texts like 200 messages all night begging her to come to his room, etc. When this girl told me the guy sent a ridiculous number of text messages, I thought it was going to be like 10 or 20. When she said 200, I was like, how is that even possible?

Now the corporate sales kickoffs in Vegas, that's a whole different chapter.
Gomer95
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Wow that's crazy. I can only imagine the Vegas stories.
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HollywoodBQ
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Gomer95 said:

Wow that's crazy. I can only imagine the Vegas stories.
One of my favorites was leaving a gentlemen's club when they closed at 6am and the sun was just coming up.
When we got back to The Mirage, we ran into one of our German colleagues who was just leaving to catch his flight home. The timing was hilarious.
abileneag09
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I've got a vendor that always brags about his conquests when he stops by the office. He talks about getting drunk and hooking up constantly. He's single, so go for it i guess, but i find it really annoying.

I caught that same guy trying to take one of my customers direct and cut me out. Ever since then I've made it clear to him that i might sell his products, but i will refuse to work with him anywhere.
Aston04
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Gomer95 said:

Lol sorry for a late update. Well I talked to them some more after that and they had several drinks in the time I had 2 but they never got touchy or handsy with each other so they could have been telling the truth. After I ate I left so I don't know….the REST of the story lol. But it has just crossed my mind and so I had to get a Texags opinion so here we are lol. Thanks for the replies and yes don't cheat on your wife.


They are just good at it. U are around. U already called them on it. It was on after u left
Jack Cheese
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Aston04 said:

Gomer95 said:

Lol sorry for a late update. Well I talked to them some more after that and they had several drinks in the time I had 2 but they never got touchy or handsy with each other so they could have been telling the truth. After I ate I left so I don't know….the REST of the story lol. But it has just crossed my mind and so I had to get a Texags opinion so here we are lol. Thanks for the replies and yes don't cheat on your wife.


They are just good at it. U are around. U already called them on it. It was on after u left

U post like a 13 year old from the early 2000s but at least u saved a handful of keystrokes by eliminating those pesky Ys and Os.
Aston04
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I ain't got time for typing in "you" on my phone or picking a random other word to say the same thing.

Point is - yes, those two are banging.
Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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Jack Cheese said:

Aston04 said:

Gomer95 said:

Lol sorry for a late update. Well I talked to them some more after that and they had several drinks in the time I had 2 but they never got touchy or handsy with each other so they could have been telling the truth. After I ate I left so I don't know….the REST of the story lol. But it has just crossed my mind and so I had to get a Texags opinion so here we are lol. Thanks for the replies and yes don't cheat on your wife.


They are just good at it. U are around. U already called them on it. It was on after u left

U post like a 13 year old from the early 2000s but at least u saved a handful of keystrokes by eliminating those pesky Ys and Os.



Have you ever recieved an email from John sharp? He writes like that, swear to God
BBRex
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I worked with a guy who was apparently hitting it with every woman he could get his hands on when on the road. Yeah, he's married. He apparently knocked one up and, 1. made "work" trips to her area so he could visit the kid, and 2. had an attorney bring papers for the whole office to sign saying they couldn't talk about his affairs or b*****d kid at work.

He was also banging his secretary. She followed him to a couple of jobs. They got caught, and he was able to retire. Not sure what happened to his side piece after that.
Jack Cheese
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Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Jack Cheese said:

Aston04 said:

Gomer95 said:

Lol sorry for a late update. Well I talked to them some more after that and they had several drinks in the time I had 2 but they never got touchy or handsy with each other so they could have been telling the truth. After I ate I left so I don't know….the REST of the story lol. But it has just crossed my mind and so I had to get a Texags opinion so here we are lol. Thanks for the replies and yes don't cheat on your wife.


They are just good at it. U are around. U already called them on it. It was on after u left

U post like a 13 year old from the early 2000s but at least u saved a handful of keystrokes by eliminating those pesky Ys and Os.



Have you ever recieved an email from John sharp? He writes like that, swear to God

That alone should be grounds for firing his sorry ass.
FIDO*98*
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Back in my Pharmaceutical days there were some girls that would have made any dude on here cut off their ring finger for a hookup

In my current role it's a little odd at times because of my position in the company I tend to get a lot of attention from the younger ladies. I've never tried, but I'm guessing it wouldn't be very hard if I wanted to take one up to my room.
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Caesar4
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Confident confidant.
Ghost of Bisbee
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Early on in my career, I was assigned to a travel project with about 40 peers, and we were all recent college grads.

Something like 25% of that group hooked up with each other over the span of 6 months.

One of the pairs who hooked up is now married.
The woman sat next to me at the client site during work, and after the first night they hooked up, she came in the next morning complaining to me about whiskey dick

Guess he got that figured out!

And no, I did not partake. My Aggie significant other is all I want/need


Shoefly!
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Ghost of Bisbee said:

Early on in my career, I was assigned to a travel project with about 40 peers, and we were all recent college grads.

Something like 25% of that group hooked up with each other over the span of 6 months.

One of the pairs who hooked up is now married.
The woman sat next to me at the client site during work, and after the first night they hooked up, she came in the next morning complaining to me about whiskey dick

Guess he got that figured out!

And no, I did not partake. My Aggie significant other is all I want/need




You should have asked whether it was J Beam or J Daniel's D.
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FIDO*98* said:

Back in my Pharmaceutical days there were some girls that would have made any dude on here cut off their ring finger for a hookup

In my current role it's a little odd at times because of my position in the company I tend to get a lot of attention from the younger ladies. I've never tried, but I'm guessing it wouldn't be very hard if I wanted to take one up to my room.
She likely wouldn't stay long having to listen to all your mediocre recipes.
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FIDO*98*
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jwoodmd is on my ignore list and replies to me all the time hoping I'll click and see whatever he said. It's pathetic for anyone, but especially a doctor. I've been out of Pharma since 2019 so no samples to roofie anyone.
Tecolote
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jwoodmd said:

FIDO*98* said:

Back in my Pharmaceutical days there were some girls that would have made any dude on here cut off their ring finger for a hookup

In my current role it's a little odd at times because of my position in the company I tend to get a lot of attention from the younger ladies. I've never tried, but I'm guessing it wouldn't be very hard if I wanted to take one up to my room.
She likely wouldn't stay long having to listen to all your mediocre recipes.
Ag with kids
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Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Claude! said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Don't have sex with women who aren't your wife
I appreciate the sentiment, but being unmarried, I can't get behind this 100%.


Don't have sex with women who aren't your wife. It's just functional advice. I didn't follow this advice before I was married, definitely should have.
I've been married twice. My last wife passed away. I don't want to get married again.

But, I do like the sexy time. So, I will disregard your advice. And there are some women I would 100% get behind.
Ag with kids
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Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Jack Cheese said:

Aston04 said:

Gomer95 said:

Lol sorry for a late update. Well I talked to them some more after that and they had several drinks in the time I had 2 but they never got touchy or handsy with each other so they could have been telling the truth. After I ate I left so I don't know….the REST of the story lol. But it has just crossed my mind and so I had to get a Texags opinion so here we are lol. Thanks for the replies and yes don't cheat on your wife.


They are just good at it. U are around. U already called them on it. It was on after u left

U post like a 13 year old from the early 2000s but at least u saved a handful of keystrokes by eliminating those pesky Ys and Os.



Have you ever recieved an email from John sharp? He writes like that, swear to God
I get a number of them a year. But, they're all official correspondence sent all the employees of the TAMU system, so I'm gonna guess they pretty them up for us.
713nervy
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0% chance he writes those himself to begin with.
maroon barchetta
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Yeah. Stuff that goes out to a large amount of people or certain lists is supposed to be reviewed before it is sent out
Tecolote
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FIDO*98* said:

jwoodmd is on my ignore list and replies to me all the time hoping I'll click and see whatever he said. It's pathetic for anyone, but especially a doctor. I've been out of Pharma since 2019 so no samples to roofie anyone.
How would another poster know they are on your ignore list? I don't think his/her audience is just you. Also, you've got to be able to laugh at yourself in life. You do go a bit over the top on your recipes. And, did you read what you wrote about being able to probably get a young lady that's a subordinate in your company up to your room - was pretty cringeworthy.

Lighten up, Frances.
JoeAggie5
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I used to worked random hours for shift work including weekends. On weekends it was much more relaxed. I had literally been on the job for about 4 months. Me and a female coworker constantly joked (we sat next to each other), she had a sailor mouth.

Once Saturday she said "Do you know where John is?" and I replied "oh i thought you knew where all the guys were." I was that comfortable in our joking that I didn't think anything of it and she responded "what the hell does that mean, are you implying something sexual" and it got awkward real fast at one point I said "look Jane, I have no idea if something is going on with you and someone at the office and I don't care to know. I'm sorry, I won't joke about that again" she laughed it off. She married John two years later (her superior). Unknown to me they had been secretly dating, neither were married and they are still married to this day.
Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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Ag with kids said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Claude! said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Don't have sex with women who aren't your wife
I appreciate the sentiment, but being unmarried, I can't get behind this 100%.


Don't have sex with women who aren't your wife. It's just functional advice. I didn't follow this advice before I was married, definitely should have.
I've been married twice. My last wife passed away. I don't want to get married again.

But, I do like the sexy time. So, I will disregard your advice. And there are some women I would 100% get behind.
Its not my advice.
Brother Shamus
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BBRex said:

I worked with a guy who was apparently hitting every woman he could get his hands on when on the road. Yeah, he's married. He apparently knocked one up and, 1. made "work" trips to her area so he could visit the kid, and 2. had an attorney bring papers for the whole office to sign saying they couldn't talk about his affairs or b*****d kid at work.

He was also banging his secretary. She followed him to a couple of jobs. They got caught, and he was able to retire. Not sure what happened to his side piece after that.


Sounds like a monster pain in the ass just to bust a nut.
Tanya 93
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It was always interesting the number of times the sports coaches wanted to get it on when we were taking kids out of town.

Also, it was disturbing when my HS debate coach hit in me when I turned 18.


Cheating is always wrong
Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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Tanya 93 said:


Also, it was disturbing when my HS debate coach hit in me when I turned 18.
based on how widespread sexual abuse is in the teaching profession this seems pretty classy
MouthBQ98
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My co worker and I have been messing around after work for over 23 years now.

We've been married to each other 24 years so that probably doesn't count.
Ag with kids
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Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Ag with kids said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Claude! said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Don't have sex with women who aren't your wife
I appreciate the sentiment, but being unmarried, I can't get behind this 100%.


Don't have sex with women who aren't your wife. It's just functional advice. I didn't follow this advice before I was married, definitely should have.
I've been married twice. My last wife passed away. I don't want to get married again.

But, I do like the sexy time. So, I will disregard your advice. And there are some women I would 100% get behind.
Its not my advice.


So you hand out other people's advice without attribution? That's plagiarism.
maroon barchetta
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Ag with kids said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Ag with kids said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Claude! said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Don't have sex with women who aren't your wife
I appreciate the sentiment, but being unmarried, I can't get behind this 100%.


Don't have sex with women who aren't your wife. It's just functional advice. I didn't follow this advice before I was married, definitely should have.
I've been married twice. My last wife passed away. I don't want to get married again.

But, I do like the sexy time. So, I will disregard your advice. And there are some women I would 100% get behind.
Its not my advice.


So you hand out other people's advice without attribution? That's plagiarism.


Good news.

That qualifies him to be president.
Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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maroon barchetta said:

Ag with kids said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Ag with kids said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Claude! said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Don't have sex with women who aren't your wife
I appreciate the sentiment, but being unmarried, I can't get behind this 100%.


Don't have sex with women who aren't your wife. It's just functional advice. I didn't follow this advice before I was married, definitely should have.
I've been married twice. My last wife passed away. I don't want to get married again.

But, I do like the sexy time. So, I will disregard your advice. And there are some women I would 100% get behind.
Its not my advice.


So you hand out other people's advice without attribution? That's plagiarism.


Good news.

That qualifies him to be president.
Im grossly overqualified to be president.
 
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