LarryElder said:

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AggieArchitect04 said:

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LarryElder said:

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LarryElder said:

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LarryElder said:

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Seriously Adults do this? If I hired someone and saw they did this I would fire them immediately.

Also, seems to be mostly women that do this.

SmH

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OP is a complete idiot when it comes to business. He still orders from the Sear's catalog and rents his movies at Blockbuster every Friday.

Imagine some jackass firing employees for promoting themselves (and their new company) on a widely-used platform for professional networking.

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Let me guess your post 10x time a day on LinkedIn nothing but pure nonsense

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Nah. But I don't get bent out of shape over people using it to do exactly what it's intended to do.

Weird that you do.

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Weird how did professionals survive before linkedin? You seem to care that I care you keep responding to me .

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Lol, what? You started a thread and now you are shocked people respond to you?

For someone throwing shade at people wanting attention you sure are begging for some yourself.

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YOu could have not clicked the thread and replied but you continue to, obsession noted.

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Lol. Says the guy that obsessively opens up LinkedIn to routinely view people's announcements so you can grumble about it to a bunch of random strangers.

I'm not sure what you were expecting each time you opened LinkedIn or how you expected anyone to think you anything other than an idiot with making this thread.

RAB87 said:

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Also weird AF to include pronouns in LinkedIn profiles. Who needs a dude named Dave, with a full beard, to tell professionals he is a "he/him". Or a voluptuous chick named Emily, with lipstick and boobs, to tell me she's a "she/her". Pronouns are the glaring red flag of a problem employee.

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You know what's funny, Microsoft employees have the ability to put pronouns in their email handle. Think Schmo, Joe HE/HIM/HIS < Joe.schmo@microsoft.com >

It's very distracting but definitely gets emails noticed

Pronouns are the new high priority flag for Microsoft

AggieArchitect04 said:

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LarryElder said:

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AggieArchitect04 said:

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LarryElder said:

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AggieArchitect04 said:

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LarryElder said:

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AggieArchitect04 said:

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LarryElder said:

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Seriously Adults do this? If I hired someone and saw they did this I would fire them immediately.

Also, seems to be mostly women that do this.

SmH

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OP is a complete idiot when it comes to business. He still orders from the Sear's catalog and rents his movies at Blockbuster every Friday.

Imagine some jackass firing employees for promoting themselves (and their new company) on a widely-used platform for professional networking.

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Let me guess your post 10x time a day on LinkedIn nothing but pure nonsense

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Nah. But I don't get bent out of shape over people using it to do exactly what it's intended to do.

Weird that you do.

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Weird how did professionals survive before linkedin? You seem to care that I care you keep responding to me .

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Lol, what? You started a thread and now you are shocked people respond to you?

For someone throwing shade at people wanting attention you sure are begging for some yourself.

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YOu could have not clicked the thread and replied but you continue to, obsession noted.

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Lol. Says the guy that obsessively opens up LinkedIn to routinely view people's announcements so you can grumble about it to a bunch of random strangers.

I'm not sure what you were expecting each time you opened LinkedIn or how you expected anyone to think you anything other than an idiot with making this thread.

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you seem really bothered about this I guess i touched a nerve you do this dont you, your co-workers probably think you are a ******

You seem to care an awful lot what everyone else is doing.

Y'all should get a room.

AggieArchitect04 said:

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You seem to care an awful lot what everyone else is doing.

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Tell me more how much you dont' care about my dumb thread

LarryElder said:

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You seem to care an awful lot what everyone else is doing.

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Tell me more how much you dont' care about my dumb thread

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I never said I didn't care about your dumb thread. I just called you an idiot.

Tell us more about how you hate opening LinkedIn to see other people using LinkedIn. Lol

AggieArchitect04 said:

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LarryElder said:

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AggieArchitect04 said:

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You seem to care an awful lot what everyone else is doing.

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Tell me more how much you dont' care about my dumb thread

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I never said I didn't care about your dumb thread. I just called you an idiot.

Tell us more about how you hate opening LinkedIn to see other people using LinkedIn. Lol

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Are you are on the spectrum you keep repeating the same **** over and over..?

You obviously you do care with your embarrassing attempts at smack talk.

LarryElder said:

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You seem to care an awful lot what everyone else is doing.

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Tell me more how much you dont' care about my dumb thread

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I never said I didn't care about your dumb thread. I just called you an idiot.

Tell us more about how you hate opening LinkedIn to see other people using LinkedIn. Lol

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Are you are on the spectrum you keep repeating the same **** over and over..?

You obviously you do care with your embarrassing attempts at smack talk.

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Lol. I don't consider this smack talk. You're ****ing pathetic if you do.

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You seem to care an awful lot what everyone else is doing.

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Tell me more how much you dont' care about my dumb thread

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I never said I didn't care about your dumb thread. I just called you an idiot.

Tell us more about how you hate opening LinkedIn to see other people using LinkedIn. Lol

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Are you are on the spectrum you keep repeating the same **** over and over..?

You obviously you do care with your embarrassing attempts at smack talk.

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Lol. I don't consider this smack talk. You're ****ing pathetic if you do.

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The only thing pathetic are your stupid posts on this thread and probably your life. snicker

LarryElder said:

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You seem to care an awful lot what everyone else is doing.

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Tell me more how much you dont' care about my dumb thread

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I never said I didn't care about your dumb thread. I just called you an idiot.

Tell us more about how you hate opening LinkedIn to see other people using LinkedIn. Lol

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Are you are on the spectrum you keep repeating the same **** over and over..?

You obviously you do care with your embarrassing attempts at smack talk.

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Lol. I don't consider this smack talk. You're ****ing pathetic if you do.

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The only thing pathetic are your stupid posts on this thread and probably your life. snicker

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There you go worrying about other people's lives again.

You need some therapy. Or a warm bath and a box of razor blades.

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You seem to care an awful lot what everyone else is doing.

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Tell me more how much you dont' care about my dumb thread

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I never said I didn't care about your dumb thread. I just called you an idiot.

Tell us more about how you hate opening LinkedIn to see other people using LinkedIn. Lol

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Are you are on the spectrum you keep repeating the same **** over and over..?

You obviously you do care with your embarrassing attempts at smack talk.

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Lol. I don't consider this smack talk. You're ****ing pathetic if you do.

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The only thing pathetic are your stupid posts on this thread and probably your life. snicker

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There you go worrying about other people's lives again.

You need some therapy. Or a warm bath and a box of razor blades.

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Worrying??? there you go again getting confused again, which probably happens routinely for you.

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Am I the only one here thinking this is a bad attempt at trolling?

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Am I the only one here thinking this is a bad attempt at trolling?

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No, it's just so transparent that no one's really playing along.

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The memes are as bad as your posts

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Am I the only one here thinking this is a bad attempt at trolling?

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No, it's just so transparent that no one's really playing along.

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Ok ricearoni

It has been my experience that updating your Resume' on Linked IN automatically creates an announcement post.

Are y'all going to do it?

Can I watch?

Hi LarryElder

Is there a better way to let a large number of work contacts know you are no longer in your previous role? I suppose it depends on the industry, but do you just ghost former contacts, or do you contact dozens or hundreds of people individually?

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Tell me more how much you don't care

I get the premium trial emails and clicked on it to see what it was. People actually pay $69.99 a month to see who has viewed their profile?

Then I get an email that if I have premium I get 3 months microsoft, audible etc. for "free". All those "Free" memberships are less than premium if you just pay them.

They do offer free online therapy too so maybe people that are that narcissistic do need that benefit.

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I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE TAKEN A NEW ROLE AT ABC COMPANY DOING WHATEVER THE FK IT IS THAT I DO NOW. I COULDN'T HAVE HAD THIS OPPORTUNITY WITHOUT THE GREAT PEOPLE AT XYZ COMPANY AND THE LEADERSHIP THAT @JOEBLOW @DIPSTICK @MORON PROVIDED. I AM SO THANKFUL FOR THE TIME I'VE HAD HERE. ONWARD & UPWARD!


or some sh*t. damn narcissists. nobody cares.

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I have an ex colleague who posted exactly this and tagged me as one of the people she was thankful for.

Next thing I know, my LinkedIn notifications are blowing up with so and so tagged you in a post.

The first week, no big deal but, 3-4 weeks later, I'm still having notifications trickle in that somebody liked/commented on a post that I was tagged in. If you just discovered the post a few weeks after it happened, just let it go. No need to be the 171st person who liked this post.

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Angry laughing at your obsession.

In my wife's industry, they announce to their boss at their current job that they are actively searching for new ones... without any repercussions whatsoever.

In her field, there are more jobs than people, so they jump ship whenever they feel like it.

The funny part is their HR department/higher ups will spy on all social media posts and flag someone that they catch looking around on linkedin but will still promote them anyway.

You've been trolled for 3 days now.
Time to log off old man.

Jesus Christ, will you two just hate bang already.

The Attention You Desire said:

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Hi LarryElder

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LinkedIn is for people that want to show that they are passionate about leadership, insofar as it leads to them making more money.

That is to say, it's the middleman algorithm pushing and pulling all of the dynamics that made The Office and Office Space a demoralizing cringe fest for the characters, except it's non-fiction, sort of. It is darkly humorous in short duration exposure if you can put up with the other content marinating in Microsoft's political fetishes.

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This thread is hilarious but objectively wrong.

LinkedIn is a very powerful networking tool and it's useful to keep your network up to date on where you're working/how your career is progressing. My last 3 jobs have been from companies and recruiters finding me on LinkedIn. I actually haven't gotten a job in a long long time by applying.

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That's probably why the OP would fire you.