AgOutsideAustin said:
Lol at SI these days though, we had Kathy Ireland, Cheryl Tiegs, and Elle McPherson and guys today get theblob and golden girlsInstagram and the Internet
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Martha Stewart....really?
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aglaohfour said:
I agree she looks amazing. Shocking to me that she's 81. I know these are definitely photoshopped, but I'm so curious to know what work she's had done on her face in particular. No judgment, just want to know so I can copy her when I'm old.
Not so much her face as her neck.
Watching the Carol Burnett birthday party was quite a study in preservation. Most of those people have had a lot of work and still don't look like Meg Ryan fake horrible, and weren't covered up by Photoshop.
boy09 said:Teslag said:
Uh did you miss last year when they put this fat tub of **** on the cover?
Wood.
Whether we wood or not isn't the issue. We all wood.
It's whether we wood be proud about it.
Somewhere, Blaster is a very happy man!
aTmneal said:boy09 said:Teslag said:
Uh did you miss last year when they put this fat tub of **** on the cover?
Wood.
Whether we wood or not isn't the issue. We all wood.
It's whether we wood be proud about it.
Exactly. A fat chick like the above will more often than not be a better use than your hand. But at the end of the day hooking up with a fat chick is like riding a moped. It's a lot of fun but you never want you friends to see you doing it.
I would be. She's hot. And probably makes a lot more money than me.aTmneal said:boy09 said:Teslag said:
Uh did you miss last year when they put this fat tub of **** on the cover?
Wood.
Whether we wood or not isn't the issue. We all wood.
It's whether we wood be proud about it.
aTmneal said:boy09 said:Teslag said:
Uh did you miss last year when they put this fat tub of **** on the cover?
Wood.
Whether we wood or not isn't the issue. We all wood.
It's whether we wood be proud about it.
Speak for yourself
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I would be. She's hot. And probably makes a lot more money than me.
And unknockuppable!
There is a market for that
She has a very pretty face. I know that some people find that body type attractive, though I personally do not.713nervy said:
I did not. She is gorgeous.
But while I don't think being that size is necessarily something to shame someone for, my issue is with the other end of the spectrum, where women (or people in general) are celebrated for it.
It's promoting that "lifestyle" as if it isn't unhealthy. I think most people are biologically programmed to find slimmer/athletic body types attractive because they are healthier. And there isn't anything wrong with that.
A while back I saw a tiktok of some girl who said anyone who diets because they want to lose weight is fatphobic. Ridiculous.
Just because someone's interests are different than yours, doesn't make them wrong or lacking of standards.
I guess some of y'all might prefer someone named Kim Petras as another SI cover model. I think it might be more y'alls type.
boy09 said:I would be. She's hot. And probably makes a lot more money than me.aTmneal said:boy09 said:Teslag said:
Uh did you miss last year when they put this fat tub of **** on the cover?
Wood.
Whether we wood or not isn't the issue. We all wood.
It's whether we wood be proud about it.
Does she get paid by the pound?
Agasaurus Tex said:
On the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. Can the apocolypse be far behind? No pic for obvious reasons.
Ageist.
713nervy said:
She looks gorgeous! Do you really think SI would put something less than ideal on their cover? Gimme a break.
I agree. She is an attractive woman. Keep in mind, she is 81, not 18 so don't expect an 18 year old's body. I hope I look as nice as she does when I am 80 (from the male perspective of course). She is a successful businesswoman as well and a brand by herself. Well done, admirable. And it took a lot of guts to put herself out there like that.
maroon barchetta said:
Lots of photos of her in younger years here.
https://www.marthastewart.com/1541520/martha-stewart-best-throwback-photos
She's lovely.
It's a good thing.
Dayam she was hot! Wow.
Ags4DaWin said:713nervy said:
Just because someone's interests are different than yours, doesn't make them wrong or lacking of standards.
First of all. I never said they were wrong. I told them to get standards.
Secondly, there is nothing wrong with a woman who is not a stick. I prefer women who I don't have to be afraid of breaking.
HOWEVER if you have to lift the fat flap to get access, then that's a no from me.
Standards are good. Men should get some instead of putting up with women who bring less and less to the table and require more amd more upkeep.
But in order to have standards u have to first turn yourself into someone who can demand quality. That's too difficult for some men and lifting the fat flap is easier for them than putting in the work.
is that Ziggy Stardust in the middle picture?maroon barchetta said:
Lots of photos of her in younger years here.
https://www.marthastewart.com/1541520/martha-stewart-best-throwback-photos
She's lovely.
It's a good thing.
I think it is a Ziggy Bovine.
713nervy said:
She looks gorgeous! Do you really think SI would put something less than ideal on their cover? Gimme a break.
SI is putting a man in a bikini on their cover. So, yeah. They apparently will put some awful **** on the cover.
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/sports-illustrated-faces-backlash-naming-transgender-female-pop-star-kim-petras-swimsuit-cover-model
How many oblivious dudes would be cranking their hog to a trans woman if we didn't have Fox News here to tell us we need to be mad about this..GAC06 said:713nervy said:
She looks gorgeous! Do you really think SI would put something less than ideal on their cover? Gimme a break.
SI is putting a man in a bikini on their cover. So, yeah. They apparently will put some awful **** on the cover.
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/sports-illustrated-faces-backlash-naming-transgender-female-pop-star-kim-petras-swimsuit-cover-model
I'm sure there'd be some but he's pretty busted
Kim Petras, a transgender female pop star, as one of its cover models for the Swimsuit Edition. She's joining Martha!
Transwoman Kim Petras is in the 2023 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue! Sidenote: she underwent gender confirmation surgery at age 16. pic.twitter.com/bwgWbszRpI
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AgTrip said:
Kim Petras, a transgender female pop star, as one of its cover models for the Swimsuit Edition. She's joining Martha!Transwoman Kim Petras is in the 2023 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue! Sidenote: she underwent gender confirmation surgery at age 16. pic.twitter.com/bwgWbszRpI
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) May 15, 2023
First lol fats, then an old ass felon, and now a mentally ill dude.
There might be a little dust on the bottle...
Teslag said:AgTrip said:
Kim Petras, a transgender female pop star, as one of its cover models for the Swimsuit Edition. She's joining Martha!Transwoman Kim Petras is in the 2023 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue! Sidenote: she underwent gender confirmation surgery at age 16. pic.twitter.com/bwgWbszRpI
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) May 15, 2023
First lol fats, then an old ass felon, and now a mentally ill dude.
He's got that Bud Light belly
Next years issued should feature a rotting bloated dead cow carcass in a 2 piece on the cover. Or, Nancy Pelosi.
Didn't realize she had such ginormous cans
FIFY.Ginormus Ag said:
Next years issued should feature a rotting bloated dead cow carcass in a 2 piece on the cover. Or,Nancy Pelosia regular old farm cow.
Agasaurus Tex said:
On the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. Can the apocolypse be far behind? No pic for obvious reasons.
At least its a biological woman this time around
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