713nervy said:

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You already own it? Those were the only two options here.

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No but I confess I googled it immediately, even before seeing your response. Sounds like a great party game to bring out when we have all our polygamist Mormon neighbors over.

AgEng06 said:

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Just type the word sex.

Sex
Sexy
Sexier
Sex with your mom

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Seggs

seggsy
seggsier
coffee bacon and seggs for breakfast after a night of railing OPs mom

How many polygamist Mormon neighbors do you have?

They're almost all Mormons but none are actually polygamist that we know of, and don't really suspect them of that. We see them around, though.

Makes sense

They probably don't want outsiders to see them polygamizing

AliasMan02 said:

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They're almost all Mormons but none are actually polygamist that we know of, and don't really suspect them of that. We see them around, though.

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The dead giveaway is when there is one larger house in the middle and then a number of surrounding smaller houses connected by a power line back to the main house. You may need to rent a helicopter or pay attention when returning home via plane for proper research.

AggieArchitect04 said:

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Hold up.

So if your wish is sex one week, you can never ask for it again?

Who made up these rules???

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No no no.

You can't ask for something twice on the same day.

Like we set ground rules if someone ask for a massage, the massage is 20 minutes in length and you can't use your 3 wishes to ask for it 3 times and get an hour massage, because boring.

I went first last night and it was great success.

1st - Back/Neck rub while we watched a show together
2nd - when the show finished I brought out a chair and told her to give me a nekkid lap dance, she did and it got very intimate (I was hoping it would lead to sexy time)
3rd - I had other plans but she found the loophole and stopped right before the rumpus started and said if I wanted her to finish the job I needed to use the 3rd wish. Which I obliged

10/10 would recommend

Until next week when she will probably have me doing chores ha

Did you pick a song?

First song that popped in mind when she started was Pony by Ginuwine so I shouted at Alexa to play that

HoustonAg12 said:

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First song that popped in mind when she started was Pony by Ginuwine so I shouted at Alexa to play that

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Did you imagine she was Channing Tatum?

Nah I imagined your mom

HoustonAg12 said:

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Nah I imagined your mom

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She'll be 75 in a few months, you do you.

The Porkchop Express said:

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HoustonAg12 said:

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Nah I imagined your mom

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She'll be 75 in a few months, you do you.

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knocking the cobwebs out

Invite the wifey's sister over for a game of three-way sit-n-spin.

LupinusTexensis said:

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Steal the constitution

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This is hilarious to me

Cannot ask for the same thing twice?

1) Front Seggs
2) Back Seggs
3) Mouth Seggs

PrestigeWorldwideAg12 said:

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Cannot ask for the same thing twice?

1) Front Seggs
2) Back Seggs
3) Mouth Seggs

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You never go back seggs to mouth seggs

Obviously they weren't listed in any specific order.

That's impressive with kids still in the house. How old are your kids?

I have to take her vacations without kids to get that kind of stuff out of her.

Anal, BJ, 3some

713nervy said:

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B-1 83 said:

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This board has slipped sooooooooooooo……far. The obvious has yet to be stated.

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Buttsex

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Tried this out. Do not recommend.

My butt hurts and can barely walk today now..

Never let them peg you dry, lube and more lube.

Decay said:

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Remember when those mint breath strips were a fun way to experiment? Make it a mix of old school and new school by going down on your wife's boyfriend with a mint in your mouth!

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Wtf, did I just read?

42 said:

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Never let them peg you dry, lube and more lube.

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Well, it's self lubricating once the blood starts flowing…

Nature is amazing