Looking for fun, unique ways to let the new neighbors know that the conservative, gun toting redneck is living on the street now. I'm hoping to make my way onto the Nextdoor conversation topics.

Irish 2.0 said:

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Looking for fun, unique ways to let the new neighbors know that the conservative, gun toting redneck is living on the street now. I'm hoping to make my way onto the Nextdoor conversation topics.

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You'll be banned in less than a week.

Create a petition from M.A.D.D. to get Beto removed from the ballot and go door to door with your AR slung over your shoulder.

Come and Take it flag

I thought f16 was your new place. Where are you now?

You should become more rich so you can move into a better neighborhood

Was thinking about borrowing my buddies old 7.3 and rolling coal for a few days

FIDO*98* said:

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You should become more rich so you can move into a better neighborhood

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The Heights is a pretty damn good neighborhood in Houston. It is just packed with a bunch of liberals and I'm sure as hell not moving to the boonies of Harris county

This topic wouldn't last long at F16. Figured the GB was appropriate and what better topic to make my triumphic return for a bit!

You can thank Abbott, Patrick, and Paxton for the surge in Beto signs. These guys really seem to be doing their damnedest to turn Texas blue.

THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

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You can thank Abbott, Patrick, and Paxton for the surge in Beto signs. These guys really seem to be doing their damnedest to turn Texas blue.

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I don't like either of those dip****s, but Texas isn't going blue this election or the next. Not as long as the liberals continue to alienate the hispanic voters

THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

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You can thank Abbott, Patrick, and Paxton for the surge in Beto signs. These guys really seem to be doing their damnedest to turn Texas blue.

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It's difficult to underestimate the competence of political leaders, regardless of party affiliation.

Introduce yourself. Maybe sit on your front porch playing old REK and invite your neighbors over for a beer. National Night Out is just around the corner.

Just pretend you're a Vegan, except with politics and say hello. It'll come up within 3 sentences.

THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

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You can thank Abbott, Patrick, and Paxton for the surge in Beto signs. These guys really seem to be doing their damnedest to turn Texas blue.

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They really are doing their best to run off the middle ground folks like me. The national party keeping attached to Trumps bloated deranged corpse isn't helping either. I am not going blue, but they make it real hard to vote red.

I think I actually live like two blocks away from RTT now actually

Beer Baron said:

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Just pretend you're a Vegan, except with politics and say hello. It'll come up within 3 sentences.

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What if he was a vegan atheist crossfitter?

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Why do people think this is a dunk?

Milwaukees Best Light said:

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THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

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You can thank Abbott, Patrick, and Paxton for the surge in Beto signs. These guys really seem to be doing their damnedest to turn Texas blue.

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They really are doing their best to run off the middle ground folks like me. The national party keeping attached to Trumps bloated deranged corpse isn't helping either. I am not going blue, but they make it real hard to vote red.

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If you think weed should be legal, and that victims of incest/rape should be able to get abortions, and that cops need to be held accountable for their ****ty actions, you might as well be a pinko commie according to these people.

A little black tape, a little white tape, and the sign will read "BETA". TMYK

Irish 2.0 said:

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Looking for fun, unique ways to let the new neighbors know that the conservative, gun toting redneck is living on the street now. I'm hoping to make my way onto the Nextdoor conversation topics.

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Keep your lawn in shape. Don't put bumper stickers on your cars (except former student). Wave to neighbors. Leave the house every Sunday morning dressed nicely. Smile.

They will soon get the hint you're not one of them

Irish 2.0 said:

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Looking for fun, unique ways to let the new neighbors know that the conservative, gun toting redneck is living on the street now. I'm hoping to make my way onto the Nextdoor conversation topics.

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Put out an American flag, play with your kids in your front lawn, go to church on Sunday.

I'd say go paint dicks on all the signs, but they'd all probably love that

Yeah, I'd probably go with something simple like hang an American flag. For some reason being proud to be an American is a real trigger and causes many to look for safe spaces.

Milwaukees Best Light said:

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THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

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You can thank Abbott, Patrick, and Paxton for the surge in Beto signs. These guys really seem to be doing their damnedest to turn Texas blue.

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They really are doing their best to run off the middle ground folks like me. The national party keeping attached to Trumps bloated deranged corpse isn't helping either. I am not going blue, but they make it real hard to vote red.

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Me too. I've never voted for a Democrat and don't really plan to, but........ Abortion's been decided and not likely to change anytime soon, both parties spend money like water, I'm just having a hard time finding a compelling reason why the Republican options are that much better anymore.

Jack Cheese said:

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Milwaukees Best Light said:

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THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

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You can thank Abbott, Patrick, and Paxton for the surge in Beto signs. These guys really seem to be doing their damnedest to turn Texas blue.

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They really are doing their best to run off the middle ground folks like me. The national party keeping attached to Trumps bloated deranged corpse isn't helping either. I am not going blue, but they make it real hard to vote red.

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Me too. I've never voted for a Democrat and don't really plan to, but........ Abortion's been decided and not likely to change anytime soon, both parties spend money like water, I'm just having a hard time finding a compelling reason why the Republican options are that much better anymore.

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Just got back from Hollywood this week. I feel dumb for every calling Austin a liberal cesspool….

And that's why you keep voting red.

last time i lived in the city, all my neighbors were liberal minorities with obama signs or bumper stickers. I made zero effort to talk to them. they all left me alone, which was nice. right before i moved, i started to get to know this korean dude couple house down. he told me why everyone avoided me. It wasn't cause they were racist, or thought I was. They were afraid I might be a serial killer. told him not to let the jig up after I leave, and to tell them about all the guns and knives he saw at my place.

Howdy Dammit said:

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Jack Cheese said:

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Milwaukees Best Light said:

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THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

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You can thank Abbott, Patrick, and Paxton for the surge in Beto signs. These guys really seem to be doing their damnedest to turn Texas blue.

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They really are doing their best to run off the middle ground folks like me. The national party keeping attached to Trumps bloated deranged corpse isn't helping either. I am not going blue, but they make it real hard to vote red.

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Me too. I've never voted for a Democrat and don't really plan to, but........ Abortion's been decided and not likely to change anytime soon, both parties spend money like water, I'm just having a hard time finding a compelling reason why the Republican options are that much better anymore.

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Just got back from Hollywood this week. I feel dumb for every calling Austin a liberal cesspool….

And that's why you keep voting red.

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I get it. But at some point those Republican ****ers need to be punished for their asshattery.

Ron Swanson is my ideal candidate.

He's not running.

maroon barchetta said:

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Ron Swanson is my ideal candidate.

He's not running.

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He's just the ideal candidate.

THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

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Milwaukees Best Light said:

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THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

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You can thank Abbott, Patrick, and Paxton for the surge in Beto signs. These guys really seem to be doing their damnedest to turn Texas blue.

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They really are doing their best to run off the middle ground folks like me. The national party keeping attached to Trumps bloated deranged corpse isn't helping either. I am not going blue, but they make it real hard to vote red.

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If you think weed should be legal, and that victims of incest/rape should be able to get abortions, and that cops need to be held accountable for their ****ty actions, you might as well be a pinko commie according to these people.

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True. Then again, if you don't care about weed, you point out the fact that incest/rape victims make up an insanely small percentage of abortion seekers, and you think criminals should be held accountable for their ****ty actions, you're absolutely 100% racist, homophobic, xenophobic, bigoted, hateful, ignorant, omgjeomklol, blahblahblah in today's world. We only exist on the extremes these days.

ETA: I realize you're talking about politicians and I'm talking about average joe public. There still doesn't seem to be any middle ground lately.

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hillcountryag86 said:

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Why do people think this is a dunk?

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Surely there's a similar sign for Rafael Cruz, amirite?

Should have done your research before purchase. It's easy to tell

Get out while you still can - Get a move on ....