Surprise visitor. Dear penthouse…

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BaitShack
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6:07p, 4/20/22
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So I'm taking a shower a few minutes ago, and I've got the bathroom door open…. I thought I saw a shadow on the wall but didn't think much of it.
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concac
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6:09p, 4/20/22
AG
Gross, man. It was Jake the Dog.
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B-1 83
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6:11p, 4/20/22
AG
It was your hot step mom, wasn't it?
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
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BaitShack
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6:12p, 4/20/22
AG
No, I finish my shower, partially open the shower curtain, and I see a dog (Not Jake). I recognize the dog as belonging to a lady in the next complex. This lady is a sad story, has MS, short term memory loss, and isn't quite all there.
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Milwaukees Best Light
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6:12p, 4/20/22
AG
You posted from the shower?
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BaitShack
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6:18p, 4/20/22
AG
I friended Tammy a few weeks back. I helped her with some car problems. She likes to walk, so I showed her how to listen to YouTube on her phone, updated her phone, set YouTube as her home page etc. I also bought her a wearable Bluetooth speaker,so she can listen to music while she walks. I wrote down instructions on how to connect her phone, speaker etc, but she keeps messing it up.
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Caesar4
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In reply to BaitShack • 6:20p, 4/20/22
AG
Maybe you should crosspost to the various TexAgs ghost threads.
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6:21p, 4/20/22
Rule friggin 1 on the dog!
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concac
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In reply to BaitShack • 6:32p, 4/20/22
AG
BaitShack said:
I friended Tammy a few weeks back. I helped her with some car problems. She likes to walk, so I showed her how to listen to YouTube on her phone, updated her phone, set YouTube as her home page etc. I also bought her a wearable Bluetooth speaker,so she can listen to music while she walks. I wrote down instructions on how to connect her phone, speaker etc, but she keeps messing it up.
Sounds like the beginning of how you end up murdering her.
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maroon barchetta
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6:33p, 4/20/22
The dog opened the locked door to your apartment and let himself in?
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6:33p, 4/20/22
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Sure thing Uncle Frank.

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BaitShack
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6:37p, 4/20/22
AG
After work today I met Tammy in the parking lot and gave her another class on how to work her phone and the speaker. After it was connected she went on her merry way, listening to music while walking her dog.
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6:42p, 4/20/22
AG
This crappy story is better than a Hedge novel
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BaitShack
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6:48p, 4/20/22
AG
I wrap a towel around me, step out of the shower and Tammy is standing in my apartment (Cue the lolpoor comments, and a bateshack joke) 15 feet away.
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BaitShack
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6:53p, 4/20/22
AG
She casually says "Oh hey, sorry to bother you while you're in the shower". Keep in mind she has no business being in my apartment.
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7:24p, 4/20/22
AG
Have you considered getting her AirPods instead? You put them in your ears - they are connected. You take them out - they are not connected. It's hard to mess up.
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BaitShack
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7:28p, 4/20/22
AG
Got her one of these.

https://www.noxgear.com/39g

Her phone is an older Samsung A10.
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7:31p, 4/20/22
AG
So I played it cool, told her to sit tight while I threw on some clothes, gave her another phone101 class, fixed the cable, and sent her on her way. The end.
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BaitShack
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7:32p, 4/20/22
AG
I'm looking into getting a shower Glock.

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7:35p, 4/20/22
This is easily a Top 10 worst TexAg thread…
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In reply to Dr.Rumack • 7:36p, 4/20/22
AG
Dr.Rumack said:
This is easily a Top 10 worst TexAg thread…
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7:49p, 4/20/22
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8:56p, 4/20/22
AG
And, theeeennn?
Username checks out.
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8:58p, 4/20/22
Rude of you not to invite her in for shower karaoke and have her grab the microphone.
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In reply to Dr.Rumack • 9:02p, 4/20/22
AG
Dr.Rumack said:
This is easily a Top 10 worst TexAg thread…

Would that more appropriately be a Bottom 10?
You may not be a moron, but some people think you are.
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In reply to BurnetAggie99 • 9:33p, 4/20/22
AG
BurnetAggie99 said:

Wtf - I still gotta walk the dog
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9:35p, 4/20/22
AG
Did she ask if she could use your towel because she just hit a water buffalo?
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Grapes
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6:31a, 4/21/22
RULE 1!

If she is a bombshell despite her MS we have a real foundation for a letter to Penthouse.
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7:07a, 4/21/22
AG
C'mon Baitshack. She's your landlady & you had to pay the "rent"

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7:19a, 4/21/22
I appreciated your story, BaitShack.
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In reply to Dr.Rumack • 7:47a, 4/21/22
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Dr.Rumack said:
This is easily a Top 10 worst TexAg thread…
I disagree. Hedge has started more than 10 threads
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8:05a, 4/21/22
AG

Quote:
shower curtain

Shower curtain? Are you poor?


Quote:
my apartment

Oh.
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8:25a, 4/21/22
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9:54a, 4/21/22
AG
How is she getting into your place? Don't you lock your doors?
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1:55p, 4/21/22
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