PLEASE READ YOUR ELFSTER MESSAGES

80s Guy said:

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[q] D6 Chessex dice[/q]

Man, I had to read that three times to not think these were sex dice.

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All dice are sex dice if you do it right.

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*slowly unzips pants*

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As Geralt would say…

Got all my gifts ordered! Hope to get them all packed up and sent out over the weekend.

FML.

Is there anyone who has not heard anything from their Santa? If so, please let me know and I'll investigate. Likewise, if you've sent something and it hasn't been acknowledged, let me know.

I've not sent my gifts yet. Waiting on a couple things to make it extra

Claude! said:

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Is there anyone who has not heard anything from their Santa? If so, please let me know and I'll investigate. Likewise, if you've sent something and it hasn't been acknowledged, let me know.

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I'll be sending mine today or tomorrow. Still trying to find out how I can keep a bag of dog poop on fire while it's in the mail...

Why are you stealing poop from your parents dog, Turdle? That's weird.

I need to stock the boards to figure out my Santa's new handle, but he has been in contact

Send your assignee an anonymous note if you haven't yet.

no news. I'm not rushing anyone.

I had one question a while back but nothing since. Not worries.

Well I do have the one thing from my list but it might be from my other exchange.

Elfster will not allow me to answer questions I have been asked

So I am answering them here

What's your favorite way to get around?
In my car, with awesome music playing.
Or my bicycle when it isn't 30 degrees.

What size shirt do you wear?
Large

What 3 words describe you best?
Eclectic, geeky, well-read

I haven't heard anything. On my end I'm still finding wonderful stuff / random crap to put in the box before sending it out

if you don't check your elfster message by tonight then you don't get the good food bc it's perishable homie.

Dibs

I was worried you weren't ever going to post it!

The sauce is a habanero/ghost sauce with shallot and garlic

Sorry about that, got busy and then went out of town. Sounds tasty!

Irish 2.0 said:

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Geralt of Rivia said:

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I was worried you weren't ever going to post it!

The sauce is a habanero/ghost sauce with shallot and garlic

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That'll clear out a bunghole

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Maybe if you're a wuss

bmc13 said:

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Sorry about that, got busy and then went out of town. Sounds tasty!

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No problem. Once you said you received it, I wasn't too worried

I am a wuss

T&Ps

So, I'm in two exchanges and have no idea if these are from this exchange or the other or a little of both, as I've heard from neither, so... claim it if you're my Santa!

Dune, my favorite book, is now the ONLY fiction work I own. Will begin rereading immediately.

The Porgs will have a special place of honor on my desk at work.

The dice (my only set now) will be put to good use when I get a chance to run my Star Wars game, plus look amazing on my shelf.

Thank you Santa, if you are in fact here.



Edit: This was from my other exchange, it turns out. So hoping my GB Santa is out there!

ERMEGERRRD CLAUDE I received your gift today. Will post pics shortly.

713nervy said:

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ERMEGERRRD CLAUDE I received your gift today. Will post pics shortly.

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Careful; some of those pics may need to be censored.

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

One of which is how tf am I going to post that without getting in trouble.

Post it on the Elfster site; that may work.

are you in DFW?

He is in DFW.