**********Official TexAgs General Board Secret Santa 2021**********

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Claude!
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Lex said:

I do too. The last litter this mom has was 15 pups and all were within 6 shades of red. Same dad this litter and they are all blonde but that red ribbon boy. 12 this time. All healthy and theres no true runt.
You should name one of them Claude.
Lex
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I should name all 12 after GB Secret Santa.

1. Claude!
2. Rebel
3. Fife
4. Ash
5. Babe
6. Irish
7. Lex
8. Bunk
9. Riv
10. Four
11. Alias
12. Earl

Yeah. Will have to make at least a couple of those girly. Texags pups.
Claude!
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Lex said:

I should name all 12 after GB Secret Santa.

1. Claude!
2. Rebel
3. Fife
4. Ash
5. Babe
6. Irish
7. Lex
8. Bunk
9. Riv
10. Four
11. Alias
12. Earl

Yeah. Will have to make at least a couple of those girly. Texags pups.
Claudette is a good name for a girl.
Pirate04
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AG
Another list I didn't make.
Claude!
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Pirate04 said:

Another list I didn't make.
List of people not on Lex's list:
1. Pirate
Lex
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Pirate04 said:

Another list I didn't make.


May change my namesake to Pirate. Calling a dog my name might be weird.
Pirate04
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AG
Thanks Claude!
Irish 2.0
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Pirate04 said:

Another list I didn't make.
Swap Pirate for Irish.

Pirate is a much better puppy name than Irish.
Lex
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It's the cream puppy. Irish cream. Total play on words and color.
Bunk Moreland
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Claude! said:

Pirate04 said:

Another list I didn't make.
List of people not on Lex's list:
1. Pirate


Aww, congrats Pirate!


The Fife
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Lex said:

Pirate04 said:

Another list I didn't make.


May change my namesake to Pirate. Calling a dog my name might be weird.
And confusing to both parties if someone goes "(shared name), time for din din!"
Claude!
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The Fife said:

Lex said:

Pirate04 said:

Another list I didn't make.


May change my namesake to Pirate. Calling a dog my name might be weird.
And confusing to both parties if someone goes "(shared name), time for din din!"
Could be worse. My mom used to regularly call me by the dog's name. I wouldn't be bitter about it, but the dog's name was Butterscotch, and despite how sweet I am, there was no resemblance.
Irish 2.0
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Claude! said:

The Fife said:

Lex said:

Pirate04 said:

Another list I didn't make.


May change my namesake to Pirate. Calling a dog my name might be weird.
And confusing to both parties if someone goes "(shared name), time for din din!"
Could be worse. My mom used to regularly call me by the dog's name. I wouldn't be bitter about it, but the dog's name was Butterscotch, and despite how sweet I am, there was no resemblance.
My mom still yells at my brother and me with both names. She'll start calling me my brother's name, catch herself midway through and then change to my name. Does the oppositve with my brother. Funny as hell in person because she follows it by yelling "****" and then my dad responds.
Claude!
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Irish 2.0 said:

Claude! said:

The Fife said:

Lex said:

Pirate04 said:

Another list I didn't make.


May change my namesake to Pirate. Calling a dog my name might be weird.
And confusing to both parties if someone goes "(shared name), time for din din!"
Could be worse. My mom used to regularly call me by the dog's name. I wouldn't be bitter about it, but the dog's name was Butterscotch, and despite how sweet I am, there was no resemblance.
My mom still yells at my brother and me with both names. She'll start calling me my brother's name, catch herself midway through and then change to my name. Does the oppositve with my brother. Funny as hell in person because she follows it by yelling "****" and then my dad responds.
I got that too. I'm the youngest of three boys, so when yelling at me, my mom would occasionally shout in quick succession, half of my dad's name, followed by half of each of my brother's names before settling on my name. If she didn't throw the dog's name in there.
The Fife
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Not gonna lie, there's been a time or two when I yelled out Mr Awesome's name when Ms Goofy was the one acting up because I'm so used to him causing trouble.
Tanya 93
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I think I want to be paired with a poster that will appreciate this





If this is not the real reason for the season, I do not know what is
Anchorhold
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Are we supposed to include general clothing sizes in our wishlists? I don't want to end up with a shirt that wouldn't fit Irish.
/gbssnewbie
Irish 2.0
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Anchorhold said:

Are we supposed to include general clothing sizes in our wishlists? I don't want to end up with a shirt that wouldn't fit Irish.
/gbssnewbie


You either get smedium or moomoo around here. No in between!
Lex
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Just put the one size fits all over arm banana hammock swimsuit and you're golden.

Men's Borat Mankini Underwear https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079SBNGL9/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_navT_g_G4G6HFERKNRY2MX2Y0ZZ

Link for easy linking.
Swarely
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Irish 2.0 said:

Anchorhold said:

Are we supposed to include general clothing sizes in our wishlists? I don't want to end up with a shirt that wouldn't fit Irish.
/gbssnewbie


You either get smedium or moomoo around here. No in between!


What size kimono should I ask for?

BackwardsInBoots
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AG
That's a bathrobe. Kimono are way over the suggested $50 price limit.
Uncle Howdy
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Swarely
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King moto moto
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Claude!
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Up to 28 people; we draw names in about three days. I've sent some messages to a few of you to populate your lists. Nobody is obligated to buy from your list, butt it at least gives people a starting point to gauge what sort of pornography to send you.
aglaohfour
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Claude! said:

Up to 28 people; we draw names in about three days. I've sent some messages to a few of you to populate your lists. Nobody is obligated to buy from your list, butt it at least gives people a starting point to gauge what sort of pornography to send you.


Your porn preferences have been noted.
Claude!
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aglaohfour said:

Claude! said:

Up to 28 people; we draw names in about three days. I've sent some messages to a few of you to populate your lists. Nobody is obligated to buy from your list, butt it at least gives people a starting point to gauge what sort of pornography to send you.


Your porn preferences have been noted.
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
Lex
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I'm so excited! This is gonna be soooooooooooo fun! Lots of good participants.
Ghost of Bisbee
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AG
alright, first time here, in!
80s Guy
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Ghost of Bizbee said:

alright, first time here, in!
prepare your anus… or maybe not
Ghost of Bisbee
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AG
good lord we are degenerates

these wishlists are hilarious

cream pie trophy

fishing in cabo with cc sabathia
Claude!
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Tomorrow is the final day to sign up, folks.
80s Guy
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Bump
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