I have to tell this story.
I coach a 9u baseball team. When they were playing their last year of T Ball in league I was suspended for a game during the District playoffs(yes, in most small towns in Central Texas they get together for the summer and play tournaments, drink beer, and have a good time.)
Anyway we had an umpire that for no other way of saying it just lost his temper. All of the coaches and parents on both teams are good friends, and everyone was having fun but the umpire. Between innings as me and my last batter were walking from the 1B to 3B dugout he threw the last batter's bat at me. Helicopter style. I caught it within a foot or so of my little player's head.
I stared at him in shock but didn't say anything. I almost didn't let my team take the field, but nother else happened. After the game was over I told the other umpire, a good guy, that we were going to talk to the head dude about pulling him off before the next to teams had to deal with him. THe bad ump confronted me and I said one sentience to him but unfortunately it included either the word **** or ass. Cant remember now.
The umpire was removed the next day and fired from the entire league. Only seen him once since and when the tournament organizers realized who he was he was gone again. But because I said either the word **** or ass, I had to sit a game.
Which we lost.
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